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yelling about blorbos since 2k22
This is a memo to myself to do #fanficwrapped for 2025 tomorrow, since I have plenty to look back on this year 👀
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
This is a memo to myself to do #fanficwrapped for 2025 tomorrow, since I have plenty to look back on this year 👀
thinking about estimeric feat. aymeric going "estinien you can't just kidnap people" and estinien assumes he's asking him to explain his methodology
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 AM
thinking about estimeric feat. aymeric going "estinien you can't just kidnap people" and estinien assumes he's asking him to explain his methodology
Serious question: do you think 7.4 is going to remark on (or even remember) the whole bit about how there were prisoners and a wholeass jail loaded into the Meso Terminal and turned into Endless, and also that the entire first third is basically Fantasy War Crimes Simulator? #ffxiv
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Serious question: do you think 7.4 is going to remark on (or even remember) the whole bit about how there were prisoners and a wholeass jail loaded into the Meso Terminal and turned into Endless, and also that the entire first third is basically Fantasy War Crimes Simulator? #ffxiv
Niko's Black Mage quests continue:
ZHAI'A NELHAH SPOTTED 👀
ZHAI'A NELHAH SPOTTED 👀
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Niko's Black Mage quests continue:
ZHAI'A NELHAH SPOTTED 👀
ZHAI'A NELHAH SPOTTED 👀
replaying the ARR Black Mage quests on Niko and thinking about how all the quest NPCs are members of the beast tribes shunned from their own societies because of their desire to follow their calling and then looking at how Summer's lore has developed ever since like MAN did I do a good job with her
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
replaying the ARR Black Mage quests on Niko and thinking about how all the quest NPCs are members of the beast tribes shunned from their own societies because of their desire to follow their calling and then looking at how Summer's lore has developed ever since like MAN did I do a good job with her
Some idle thoughts on the #ffxiv 7.4 trailer in the thread below, but chief among my reflections is how utterly tired I am of grungy industrial purple fluorescent Solution 9-esque dungeons because this is literally the sixth in a row and I Do Not Care about Alexandria anymore!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Some idle thoughts on the #ffxiv 7.4 trailer in the thread below, but chief among my reflections is how utterly tired I am of grungy industrial purple fluorescent Solution 9-esque dungeons because this is literally the sixth in a row and I Do Not Care about Alexandria anymore!!!
Built Niko a Triple Triad deck tonight and experienced why it's dangerous to cultivate shared headcanon universes with your buddies because every time I'd make a solid play (Squall in the upper-left, for example) I would be like
(marcel voice) "I am strong. In all directions."
(marcel voice) "I am strong. In all directions."
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Built Niko a Triple Triad deck tonight and experienced why it's dangerous to cultivate shared headcanon universes with your buddies because every time I'd make a solid play (Squall in the upper-left, for example) I would be like
(marcel voice) "I am strong. In all directions."
(marcel voice) "I am strong. In all directions."
sometimes i don't write anything for several weeks and then wake up one morning and bust out a narrative dissociative episode featuring two centenarians having nasty tragic UST before finally fucking about it and then, like, killing each other
god i love emet/exarch and all its wild potential
god i love emet/exarch and all its wild potential
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
sometimes i don't write anything for several weeks and then wake up one morning and bust out a narrative dissociative episode featuring two centenarians having nasty tragic UST before finally fucking about it and then, like, killing each other
god i love emet/exarch and all its wild potential
god i love emet/exarch and all its wild potential
the other day saw a PF up for a HW light farm so i joined because farms make the serotonin go brrr
after our first run the PF owner, alarmed, was like "oh no you didn't have your relic equipped"
and they were WILDED when i was like, oh no, i'm just here to make this take 31 total seconds for you
after our first run the PF owner, alarmed, was like "oh no you didn't have your relic equipped"
and they were WILDED when i was like, oh no, i'm just here to make this take 31 total seconds for you
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the other day saw a PF up for a HW light farm so i joined because farms make the serotonin go brrr
after our first run the PF owner, alarmed, was like "oh no you didn't have your relic equipped"
and they were WILDED when i was like, oh no, i'm just here to make this take 31 total seconds for you
after our first run the PF owner, alarmed, was like "oh no you didn't have your relic equipped"
and they were WILDED when i was like, oh no, i'm just here to make this take 31 total seconds for you
(sia voice) I'MMMMMM GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIING
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
(sia voice) I'MMMMMM GONNA SWIIIIIIIIIING
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FROM THE CHANDELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
It makes me actually insane that we used to have writing this funny, and how phoned-in the allied societies of Dawntrail come off by way of comparison.
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It makes me actually insane that we used to have writing this funny, and how phoned-in the allied societies of Dawntrail come off by way of comparison.
I lied, I'm doing another one:
Azem rock summon becomes a button that can be assigned to a hotbar. On command you can summon Emet-Selch like a retainer, causing him to say one of several lines such as "I'm SLEEPING" or "This AGAIN?" or "I said NO" before disappearing again.
Rock CD is 15 seconds.
Azem rock summon becomes a button that can be assigned to a hotbar. On command you can summon Emet-Selch like a retainer, causing him to say one of several lines such as "I'm SLEEPING" or "This AGAIN?" or "I said NO" before disappearing again.
Rock CD is 15 seconds.
#wolqotd #wolquestion
You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I lied, I'm doing another one:
Azem rock summon becomes a button that can be assigned to a hotbar. On command you can summon Emet-Selch like a retainer, causing him to say one of several lines such as "I'm SLEEPING" or "This AGAIN?" or "I said NO" before disappearing again.
Rock CD is 15 seconds.
Azem rock summon becomes a button that can be assigned to a hotbar. On command you can summon Emet-Selch like a retainer, causing him to say one of several lines such as "I'm SLEEPING" or "This AGAIN?" or "I said NO" before disappearing again.
Rock CD is 15 seconds.
Wuk Lamat has no voiced lines in the entirety of the EW patches or Dawntrail. She is the only character this affects.
...I just think it'd be funny if all her dramatic yelling scenes (chiefly the SPHEEEEEEEEEEENE cutscene) were updated into text bubbles displayed over otherwise complete silence. 🤣
...I just think it'd be funny if all her dramatic yelling scenes (chiefly the SPHEEEEEEEEEEENE cutscene) were updated into text bubbles displayed over otherwise complete silence. 🤣
#wolqotd #wolquestion
You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Wuk Lamat has no voiced lines in the entirety of the EW patches or Dawntrail. She is the only character this affects.
...I just think it'd be funny if all her dramatic yelling scenes (chiefly the SPHEEEEEEEEEEENE cutscene) were updated into text bubbles displayed over otherwise complete silence. 🤣
...I just think it'd be funny if all her dramatic yelling scenes (chiefly the SPHEEEEEEEEEEENE cutscene) were updated into text bubbles displayed over otherwise complete silence. 🤣
possibly unpopular opinion but I genuinely think the Fall Guys / Blunderville event is some of the worst content #ffxiv has ever added to the game
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
possibly unpopular opinion but I genuinely think the Fall Guys / Blunderville event is some of the worst content #ffxiv has ever added to the game
i genuinely feel like thancred and urianger are less gay for each other and more lifebonded in the sense that both is absolutely convinced that the other would immediately die within 10 minutes of being without him
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i genuinely feel like thancred and urianger are less gay for each other and more lifebonded in the sense that both is absolutely convinced that the other would immediately die within 10 minutes of being without him
tonight's topic of nonsense discussion:
scion polycule but everyone has a different love language so they're all signaling availability and thinking they're being rejected
scion polycule but everyone has a different love language so they're all signaling availability and thinking they're being rejected
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
tonight's topic of nonsense discussion:
scion polycule but everyone has a different love language so they're all signaling availability and thinking they're being rejected
scion polycule but everyone has a different love language so they're all signaling availability and thinking they're being rejected
god i miss shadowbringers so much
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
god i miss shadowbringers so much
First personal clear of Pilgrim's Traverse achieved tonight!
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
First personal clear of Pilgrim's Traverse achieved tonight!
Summer falls vaguely on the "cute" side of average, but people tend to perceive her as more attractive than she objectively is because she's manipulative about how people perceive her.
Niko is the exact opposite, jawdroppingly handsome without effort and constantly baffled by people thinking so*
Niko is the exact opposite, jawdroppingly handsome without effort and constantly baffled by people thinking so*
A #wolqotd because I'm bored on the train (probs one that's been asked before too)
How attractive is your WoL? Do people see them as being conventionally attractive, are they average or not attractive at all?
How attractive is your WoL? Do people see them as being conventionally attractive, are they average or not attractive at all?
October 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Summer falls vaguely on the "cute" side of average, but people tend to perceive her as more attractive than she objectively is because she's manipulative about how people perceive her.
Niko is the exact opposite, jawdroppingly handsome without effort and constantly baffled by people thinking so*
Niko is the exact opposite, jawdroppingly handsome without effort and constantly baffled by people thinking so*
Matching couples costumes with Thankwehd the chocobo!
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Matching couples costumes with Thankwehd the chocobo!
"fashion some sturdy leather sacks" I AM A CARPENTER
[yok huy allied society spoilers]
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"fashion some sturdy leather sacks" I AM A CARPENTER
Every so often I forget how hot Niko is and then I load up his account to do one of the FFXIV holiday events or put some levels on one of his off-classes and I just. WHEW. No wonder everyone he encounters want to jump his bones because DAMN.
October 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Every so often I forget how hot Niko is and then I load up his account to do one of the FFXIV holiday events or put some levels on one of his off-classes and I just. WHEW. No wonder everyone he encounters want to jump his bones because DAMN.
in other news i'm bringing this back to try to manifest Yoshi-P putting Thancred in 7.4 to foreshadow 8.0's plot somehow
IT HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS MY CROPS ARE WITHERING MY FIELDS ARE BARREN LET ME SEE MY BOY
IT HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS MY CROPS ARE WITHERING MY FIELDS ARE BARREN LET ME SEE MY BOY
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
in other news i'm bringing this back to try to manifest Yoshi-P putting Thancred in 7.4 to foreshadow 8.0's plot somehow
IT HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS MY CROPS ARE WITHERING MY FIELDS ARE BARREN LET ME SEE MY BOY
IT HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN LIKE TWO YEARS MY CROPS ARE WITHERING MY FIELDS ARE BARREN LET ME SEE MY BOY
[yok huy allied society spoilers]
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
[yok huy allied society spoilers]
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????
homie i am classed into WVR right now i am honored that you think so highly of my skills but what the FUCK do you think i'm going to do with A SEWING NEEDLE towards this effort
just gonna STITCH YOU UP SOME SOUP TUREENS i guess?????