@voodoojazzhat.bsky.social
I'm drowning in the sea of love
I've fallen from the stars above
I've fallen from the stars above
I believe my good lady may have taken drink.
She's just toe punted a coconut tree branch lying on the ground and told it to fuck off.
She's just toe punted a coconut tree branch lying on the ground and told it to fuck off.
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I believe my good lady may have taken drink.
She's just toe punted a coconut tree branch lying on the ground and told it to fuck off.
She's just toe punted a coconut tree branch lying on the ground and told it to fuck off.
Your woman on the Traitors Ireland has proper mad hair.
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Your woman on the Traitors Ireland has proper mad hair.
Thomas 'Mensi' Mensforth, South Shields 1976.
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Thomas 'Mensi' Mensforth, South Shields 1976.
That noisey little prick at the Arsenal/ Chelsea game should do himself a favour, and stop his yap.
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
That noisey little prick at the Arsenal/ Chelsea game should do himself a favour, and stop his yap.
Cilla Black, Blind date 1988.
WHATS YER NAME MATE
WHAT DO YER DO
REALLY
YER A DICKHEAD MATE
WHAT DO YER DO
REALLY
YER A DICKHEAD MATE
January 31, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Cilla Black, Blind date 1988.
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
This passed me by entirely, worth a go?
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This passed me by entirely, worth a go?
Got the watch back after having it 'serviced', a mere £770.
I ain't Rockefeller you know.
I ain't Rockefeller you know.
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Got the watch back after having it 'serviced', a mere £770.
I ain't Rockefeller you know.
I ain't Rockefeller you know.
Sparks at Bournemouth?
Course I will.
Course I will.
January 27, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Sparks at Bournemouth?
Course I will.
Course I will.
Quote a post with a clue where you're from.
January 23, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Quote a post with a clue where you're from.
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIF's
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Post an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it, using only GIF's
Gerry Adams when asked about Johnny Adair.
Can we just have one day of switching the news on and not hearing that Orange cunts name ?
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Gerry Adams when asked about Johnny Adair.
Nice One Joey Deacon.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Nice One Joey Deacon.
Thursday Brookie catch up.
Sinbad and Jimmy are living in the house next door to the old misery Paul, and are having an 'Acid' party.
Hilarity reigns.
Sinbad and Jimmy are living in the house next door to the old misery Paul, and are having an 'Acid' party.
Hilarity reigns.
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Thursday Brookie catch up.
Sinbad and Jimmy are living in the house next door to the old misery Paul, and are having an 'Acid' party.
Hilarity reigns.
Sinbad and Jimmy are living in the house next door to the old misery Paul, and are having an 'Acid' party.
Hilarity reigns.
Done that NHS Healthy Options Quiz while shovelling a buttered cracker into my fat face.
Probably not what they had in mind.
Probably not what they had in mind.
January 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Done that NHS Healthy Options Quiz while shovelling a buttered cracker into my fat face.
Probably not what they had in mind.
Probably not what they had in mind.
Oh Lord, there's another of those 28 Years Later films coming out.
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Oh Lord, there's another of those 28 Years Later films coming out.
Did the meter readings earlier.
Going to have to sit in the dark freezing my bollocks off until March.
Going to have to sit in the dark freezing my bollocks off until March.
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Did the meter readings earlier.
Going to have to sit in the dark freezing my bollocks off until March.
Going to have to sit in the dark freezing my bollocks off until March.
Was on the local site on FB earlier, someone asking where they could get a Charlie Kirk tattoo done....
January 2, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Was on the local site on FB earlier, someone asking where they could get a Charlie Kirk tattoo done....
Pictures of the staff who operate my account
December 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pictures of the staff who operate my account
Jog yourself on 2025, an absolute bin fire of a year.
Have a good one to anyone celebrating.
Have a good one to anyone celebrating.
December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Jog yourself on 2025, an absolute bin fire of a year.
Have a good one to anyone celebrating.
Have a good one to anyone celebrating.
Cerrone - Supernature (Original Video)
YouTube video by Polyester Parties
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December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image or a gif
December 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image or a gif
Tonight the hairy arseheads dine on cocktail sausages and the last of the Turkey.
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tonight the hairy arseheads dine on cocktail sausages and the last of the Turkey.
In the office today. Deathly quiet. Looked at holidays on line, coats and shoes, so haven't wasted the morning.
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
In the office today. Deathly quiet. Looked at holidays on line, coats and shoes, so haven't wasted the morning.