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author of the “Formerly Twitter for BlueSky” userstyle 24 | US | do not flirt cultural heroin, opioid of the masses. call me wtvr @vozerpolzer.bsky.social for politics #TIABS

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · Sep 5

This serves as my AMA thread. AMA!

a girl with a question mark above her head looks confused

ALT: a girl with a question mark above her head looks confused

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 7h

the internet was made for one reason and that was so that neil cici could upload the fuckin mouth albums . fuckin, who the hell woulda thought that smooth criminal, wonder wall, and one week would sound so fucking good together?

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 9h

Man Accidentally Shares a Mobile Link in Group Chat, Friends Mildly Inconvenienced

SexStephen posts a mobile imdb link, and Norm Hall replies "that website looks weird on my computer". These two are both posted on Janurary 6th 2020 on 9:11 pm.

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 9h

told my grandma (the grandparents who came by) that i visited NYC last year and she called it the “tower of babel”. we were in public when she said this so i quickly said something like “i really enjoyed my visits to chinatown and little tokyo :D” so i didn’t get associated with her casual racism

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 11h

they gonna milk ts until the cow is dry 🙏 they will never make another chicken jockey moment

スプーキースキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 15h

Let it go bro🙏🙏

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

a cigarette looks in a mirror and sees a joint

a comment reads: no the cigarette got gender dysphoria :(

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 19h

remembering the exact point in time i learned Me At The Zoo was a dick joke

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

.....happy birthday meeeee c:

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

.....happy birthday meeeee c:

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

when ur cat tries to help you while youre in labor

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

wish i was a fox girl with big thighs fuck my stupid skin ape life

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

“what bluesky drama? i’m just here to follow gavin newsom”

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

id be the kinda villain who's plans would be foiled because my hostage asked me a bunch of backstory questions causing me to monologue and suddenly captain bathulk or whatever kicks my ass

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

“what bluesky drama? i’m just here to follow gavin newsom”

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

wish i was a fox girl with big thighs fuck my stupid skin ape life

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

tomorrow is my bday

a comic is sent to my mom by text:
spongebob: Hey, Patrick!?
patrick: What?
spongebob: i thought of something funnier than 24.
patrick: Let me hear it.
spongebob: 25

me texting my mom: on my cake, can you write "you know what's funnier than 24

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 2d

you’d think RFK would be nicer to autistic people considering the administration he’s in is very concerned with making the trains run on time

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

id be the kinda villain who's plans would be foiled because my hostage asked me a bunch of backstory questions causing me to monologue and suddenly captain bathulk or whatever kicks my ass

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

when i was a kid, my local wally world used to have a mcdonalds inside of it. a few years ago it switched to charleys philley stakes-- which i was really sad about, because this mcdonalds was the only one with the old speedee mascot, and i thought that was cool

the speedee mcdonalds mascot, which is a man with a burger face wearing a chef hat and wink-smiling

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

tomorrow is my bday

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 1d

i slept half the day

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 2d

you’d think RFK would be nicer to autistic people considering the administration he’s in is very concerned with making the trains run on time

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 2d

esp when the slurs mimic preexisting human slurs lol.

vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 2d

with my birthday in a few days, ive come to realize that ive gone through all the mile stones

22 - Taylor Swift song
23 - Blink-182 song

whats 24? you telling me i have to wait for 64 so i can get that beatles song?

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vozer 🦇 @vozercozer.bsky.social · 2d

for diversity, they're giving every letter their own distinct personality. F will come as a shocker

The Verge @theverge.com · 2d

Jimmy Fallon wants to turn Wordle into a TV show

Savannah Guthrie will host the show, which NBC is piloting.

buff.ly

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