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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · Jun 9

@kingofhell666.bsky.social

For an enormous sum of money one could hire Valentino to do pretty much anything.

The Ivory Tower Lounge. Lucifer and Valentino sat drinking apple cider, chatting.

"𝕃𝕠𝕠𝕜, 𝕥'𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕡𝕠𝕟𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕, 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕖~"

One free session, or they could just keep enjoying the night.

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · Jun 9

(I HAVE MUUUUUUUSE)

/THUMP!/
/THUMP!/
/THUMP!/

"𝕊𝕙𝕙𝕙~ 𝕊𝕙𝕙𝕙, 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕪 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕖𝕥 𝕗'𝕕𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕪, 𝕓𝕒𝕓𝕖~"

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · Jun 6

"ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕪 /𝕊ℍ𝕀𝕋/-!"

Claws raked across the headboard. Like a snarl from a wolf.

"ℍ𝕖 𝔻𝕀𝔻ℕ𝕋 𝕊ℍ𝕆𝕎 𝕌ℙ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓?!"

Valentino took a breath, and lit up a cigarette. He would have to get dressed first.

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 30

STARTER CALL!

/Click./

/Clack./

/Click./

You know that sound, don’t you, baby~? The sound of Daddy’s stilettos. He’s on his way to visit you whether you want him to or not.

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 30

STARTER CALL!

/Click./

/Clack./

/Click./

You know that sound, don’t you, baby~? The sound of Daddy’s stilettos. He’s on his way to visit you whether you want him to or not.

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 19

(Are there people here to roleplay with?)

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

(Thank you! I’m glad someone read it!)

V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

(That was the worst-)

V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-𝕤𝕖𝕩 𝕪𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕖𝕧𝕒 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖~ 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕖𝕖 𝕙𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕖~"/

/BANG!/
/BANG!/

His grin widens, that gold tooth gleaming as he speaks. Footsteps quickening back as the camera cuts.

The commercial ends on Valentinos famous gilded grin and;

“𝑀𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦~.”

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-inside obscured by a faux-luxe “artistic” cover that had Velvettes influence all over it.

Worst of all it was labeled V3V.

The camera was closer, creating an intimate feeling. His full lips almost hypnotic as he spoke.

/"𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕥'𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥-

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕤 𝕥'𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕦𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤. ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕒 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕙 𝕚𝕥, 𝕪𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕦𝕪 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕚𝕗 𝕀 𝕗𝕖𝕝𝕥 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟' 𝕚𝕥, ℍ𝔸!"

He picked up a bottle sized for perfume, giving his best spokesman smile over jangly guitar music…like he was as friendly as he was adored. The liquid-

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-Only briefly revealing two demons, one male, one female tied up and gagged.

The camera was now following Valentino, who brought it to the kitchen, where he sat on the island.

"𝕐𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕗𝕠𝕝𝕜𝕤, 𝕨𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕒 𝕍𝕖𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕟'-

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-

"𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝𝕤, 𝔻𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕪𝕤 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕪𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕕~"

His other two hands emerged into the shot. Each holding a starling white blessed bullet. The demons each giddily took one…and then Valentino moved, motioning for the camera.-

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-as he worked to coral his two “actresses”.

"ℕ𝕠𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦."

His hand squeezed the ravenettes shoulder and she seemed to take a moment to stare longingly before she regained enough composure to speak as well.

“It’s worth your…money~ It’s th- three hundred times as potent~”

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-

“My name is Priscilla DeWitt and I love coc- I mean the potion- hehe~”

The background shifted. Rather the background was Valentino. He was too tall for this amateur set up, but he was shirtless. At a closer look one could see his nipple piercings-

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-medical masks.

Each sported a gold wedding band on their ring finger, their eyes pulsing violently with hearts to the point they were drooling.

Each was kept center frame by one of Valentinos hands clapped firmly on their shoulders.

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

-They were dressed in what appeared to be what they could scrounge, and were set against a soothing blue background. The one on the left with blonde hair was dressed in only an apron with a ‘50s updo. The second with black hair wore a sort of bikini apparently fashioned from-

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 8

(READER) is watching TV.

INTRODUCING: LOVE POTION 3.0!

The Vees couldn’t even be bothered to change the marketing.

“Hehe~ W-what should I say~?”

"𝕁𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕒𝕪 𝕪'𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕚𝕥~"

Two demons, tall, each sporting a tight, athletic frame and impressive assets on camera.-

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💜💙 THE WITCH 🦊🧡🍂 @witchyvixen.bsky.social · Apr 21

Wanders from dimension to dimension looking for.... something that she won't reveal.

Lyra de Salém, The Witch

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this is a temporary pinned.

oh man. i quite missed rping on the internet; so i'm back, this time free from twitter! :^)

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · May 2

(Bro I checked that starter call and all the accounts are dead, here’s another.)

"𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕫𝕖, "𝕍𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕠" 𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤, 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥~?"

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(I’m extremely literate but prefer to match detail, please, write with me!)

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · Apr 13

(Angel) sauntered through the lobby traipsing his way to the now actual kitchen.

/Click./

He was rummaging for snacks and came back with another of those cheap popsicles. They had real food now but…theyd grown on him!

…had he heard the door lock?

/Clack./

/Click./

No. No no no.

It was 𝗵𝗶𝗺.

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · Apr 10

"𝕋'𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕞𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕠𝕧𝕒...𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕘𝕠 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕖~?"

A strong jawline, but delicate features. His eyes glowing in the afterglow of a rave past its zenith.

He was stunning, but the devil often was.

"𝕎𝕙𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕞𝕖, 𝕕𝕠𝕝𝕝~?"

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · Feb 28

@smutdrop.bsky.social

Someone just summoned a wholeass demon. Yep. Mondays, am I right? Now I dont know anything about this yellow robot type but I would think a thirteen foot tall, extremely aesthetically cut moth demon in a pimps outfit would be...a rather unusual sight.

V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · Feb 28

-Maria would be aware...his antennae bobbed. He knew she was there...and yet the pimp demon just kept cleaning off his ruby encrusted cane.

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V a l e n t i n o @vthemaddocv.bsky.social · Feb 28

@mariadelacadenza.bsky.social

Maria has seen something she really did not need to see.

Valentino had taken a demon in a black suit out back...and struck him over the head with his cane. The bull demons head bloomed like a red spider lily...and he crumpled.

Being an insectoid demon-

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