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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 22h

Here's a spooky Halloween story. If it happened to you, would you still call it a Curse?
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 6d

Some homophobe (or prude) put a label on this image as sexually suggestive.

Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 6d

I saw the Spirit memes going around, so I took one of those and reshaped it. In other words, I fixed it.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 12d

You'll win an Oscar if you can make them believe this isn't a fetish.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 13d

Thanks for the advice. I’m not jumping through hoops for this website. I’ll check again on another day. I’ll probably stop posting altogether If this issue persists. Maybe it’s time for Vincent Vangoo to retire.

Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 13d

I’ve been posting on the website from my PC for 11 months with no issue. Why must I now install the app on my PC to upload? Doesn’t make sense. Something has changed, and I’d love to hear someone explain why.

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 13d

I’ve ALWAYS posted from my PC. I’ve changed NOTHING in my process. I first post to FB, then Tumblr, then BSky. Original image is 2087x2800. I question censorship because someone has been going through my images and adding “1 label has been placed on this content.” Suspicious.

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 13d

Exactly! I’ve been posting images in larger sizes since I joined BlueSky, always JPG, and this is the first time I’ve encountered difficulty. I’ve resized the image multiple times and even tried a PNG version, but nothing works. If this persists, I’ll stop posting. Maybe it’s what they want.

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 20d

Vangoo says: It's better to wet yourself for fun than out of fear. But be prepared in either case.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · 27d

Hazing pledges is illegal...but there's no law against picking out their Halloween costumes.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Sep 26

Remember: Locktober is only 31 days...unless you haven't been a good boy.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Sep 19

You never know what you'll find in the bargain bin.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Sep 12

Son, dear son...I know it's fun, but this one's done...need a fresh one.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Sep 5

Imagination opens amazing rabbit holes! Try it at home!
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 29

Regression is time travel, and you're a Baby Genius for discovering it.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 22

A true cowboy doesn't just wear the hat. He lives the life.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 18

I remember watching this movie on TV as a late teen, secretly hoping Mr. Soames would be diapered under his jumpsuit. No such luck. LOL

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 16

I’ve never seen anyone more joyful about the prospect of growing old. That’s good. It’s better to face the achy-breaky Golden Years with a sense of humor. You go, Grampa!

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 15

Don't worry...beach happy!
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 8

Never ask a Scotsman what's underneath. Just invite him to a picnic on a windy day.
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 1

Oh, shit! I just realized I spelled “hordes” wrong. LOL

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 1

Thanks! The model is actually a 1/6 scale figure from the Sideshow Collectibles website. I had to erase a couple of the joint seams to make it more believable. I used a classic shot from the “300” movie as the background and a random desert scene in the foreground. Fun!

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Aug 1

This is madness? THESE...ARE...SPARTIES!!!
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(These images are Photoshop fakes from photos found on the internet. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Jul 29

Huggies and kisses, buddy. 😊

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Vincent Vangoo @vvangoo.bsky.social · Jul 25

It's a simple fact: you can't stay wet if you don't stay hydrated. Drink as though your inventory depends on it!
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(These images are Photoshop fakes. The people in these images aren’t really dressed like this, but I think they look better this way…wink, wink.)

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