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at long last, here's my essay on Transformers One. I've had it written for months, but people being insane online about this movie led me to postpone its release again, and again, and again, because the thing is

I didn't like this film

read on tumblr: thewadapan.tumblr.com/post/7647101...
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COMING MONDAY
AFTER ALMOST A YEAR
THE GRAND RETURN OF OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER

for one episode about some pack in manga
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no yeah it's definitely unusual, and especially weird considering that the series was originally only commissioned for a 6-issue run!
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I'm not sure Giant Days is actually a good story, on the macro level, but as a series of vignettes set at a hyperspecific bri'ish university, with fairly entertaining idiosyncratic dialogue, I enjoyed it! The occasional hyper-real or supernatural elements reminded me of Anthology of the Killer
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anyway so I have updated the wikipedia page to incorporate this information. God knows if it'll stick, if not I'll try and throw a reading guide on my website
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_D...
Giant Days - Wikipedia
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- despite the fact that the various holiday specials and short stories are written for specific points in the timeline, there was literally nowhere online like "hey, it's best to read this here". Rare case where publication order actually IS unhelpful
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- issue #1 is written to follow directly from the first three pre-BOOM! webcomics. I jumped in and went "hang on, this montage is WAY too specific to NOT be summarising stuff I haven't read". Again, the library editions just sort of throw the webcomics in wherever!
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read Giant Days this month and as always, comics drive me up the wall
- trade paperbacks collect just 4 issues at a time, despite the whole series clearly being structured around 6-issue semesters
- hardcovers named after the semesters... but collect 8 issues each, so it still doesn't correspond!
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the best I've got for all three is "Nitro", which evokes both a nitro engine (itself flame-adjacent) and liquid nitrogen, and also sounds like a name Budiansky would use. Also I need to make it clear I did not spend the last two hours on this
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well it's sort of a "pick two" situation where you can either focus on the fire-ice stuff, as in something like Flashfreeze, Freezeburn, White-Hot. Or you can do ice-bike, and get Icicle or Ice-Cycle or something like that. Or fire-bike, and get something like Burnout...
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unironically the fact that she's called Firecycle despite having fire-ice powers is one of the most creatively bankrupt things about the pitch
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I should just get the full set of six Spychangers and be done with it. I feel like a few conventions ago they were everywhere but I'd really just like to get the full set at once with all the guns and it's a bit of a tall order innit
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the thing about Nightracer right is that she's so sick. I wish they'd make another one but frankly nothing is ever gonna beat the fact that she's a working Hot Wheels car. Also they can't get the trademark can they
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Thrilled to have End of the Earth and All Will Be One from @wadapan.bsky.social along with this lovely mosaic from @jalaguy.bsky.social!
Physical copies of three Transformers zines Interior of End of the Earth

Acknowledgements

Thanks Dad, for drawing the cover for this story, and for putting up with my inter nds. Thanks Bolas for the £45.15; you are a true modern-day day patron of the arts. Thanks Lizzie for watching so much Ice Road Truckers with me, and being in the passenger seat for End sh Earth. Thanks Jo for turning a blind eye to my creative infidelity. Thanks to my other prereaders, in order: Ian Gitax, Bavitz, Jack, and Remy. Thanks to my Canadian consultant. Fe or Courage, for being Canadian. All of you substantially improved the story with your ideas and

corrections.

Optimus Prime, Cybertron, and Decepticons are trademarks permission. The characters and events of the story are purely fictional, but every locatid in the story is a real place. Nuna Logistics is a real company, and CCGS real boat-though it's probably not secretly an alien.
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the only reason I don't go crazy on things like this is that it's nearly always more space efficient to put things of the exact same size together. A lot of my transformers are stored by size class, not series. But god knows if space wasn't at a premium for me I'd be getting into some Weird Shelves
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I'm still absolutely fuming about how Skybound invented a really cool new riff on the G1 text and then Hasbro made them change it to the 2014 one! Maddening!
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the MTMTE logo comes from Star Wars Transformers packaging btw! Dunno if it was ever used anywhere else, just in generic packaging from the time, or what!
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imagine if they'd used these logos in 2012. That would've been so swag
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been looking for a shockblast for YEARS for this exact reason. When you realise there's direct shared DNA between Energon Rodimus and Classics Rodimus your third eye will open and you will unlock Secret Classics Toys
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even Cyberworld, which is pretty good, is slop. The fact that it's good feels like a miracle, except obviously people worked hard on it so it shouldn't be THAT surprising
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sometimes I wonder if what I'm feeling is just the same knee-jerk negativity the fandom oldheads felt towards The Beast Within, but I do genuinely wonder if in 20 years from now there'll be newheads acting like they give a shit about the Hexagonal Batterseatron Comic. It's all slop
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sometimes I think the Bionicle fandom doesn't know how good they've got it. Like it's dead isn't it! It's not bothering you. All fanworks all the time babey
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whenever I see a sales post that's like "legacy bludgeon never transformed" I fully just assume they're lying. I cannot imagine not transforming the transformer. get out of here with these baby shoes ass listings
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the trick is tied to like, post-postmodernism, or new sincerity, or whatever the right phrase is. And I do suspect it only works if it's rare. In the horror genre I see people who seem quite sick of "horror as metaphor", which is maybe what happens if it's commonplace