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@wakelune.bsky.social
18 - GPA 0.9
If anything here makes you mad then its satire
https://linktr.ee/Wakelune
Kill more ceos
August 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I decided to drink my coffee black for the first time today and im like halfway through and i cant stop shaking??? Its the same amount of coffee? Is my body like throwing a fit???
July 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i threw away the maid dress
July 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I cant tell if im shadow banned or if people just dont think im funny and both make me do a little frown where i stick out my lower lip a little and my gaze wiggles a bit
July 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
alright so 2 legless amputee lesbians are scissoring, can you still call it that?
July 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i love when you watch a bald person eat and you can like see the muscles in the sides of their head wiggle as they chew its so funny i love it
July 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Omegaverse fic but its their comp rank
July 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
theres TOO MANY trans people
the trans are eating all the food
the trans are drinking ALL the water
they are pissing TOO much there are NO STALLS left
there are TOO MANY of them
they are FILLING THE STREETS
there are TOO MANY there is 4 FEET of trans piled at my door
June 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ITS WAKELUNE WEDNESDAY!!!!
made by my cool bug dad @silvergutz.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Just came up with a new diet its called stop

0 protein, 0 fat, 0 carbs, 0 all the other stuff i forget the rest
Its free, doesn't fund evil child slave companies #dietingrevolution

Oh and you can have animal crackers those dont count
June 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I dont even wanna be a billionaire for the money i just wanna eat a baby
June 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
God forbid a man have a #WetAssPussy
June 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
June 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I love my life
June 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Call me Pop Fizz from Skylanders™ Giants the way i go beast mode on that potion (alcohol)
May 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
God fucking damn the X-files is still so fucking good
May 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
THE SAME GUY WALKED UP AT THE CAFETERIA AND DID A FORTNITE DANCE UNTIL HIS FRIEND GOT EMBARRASSED AND MADE HIM STOP
Dude some guy just walked up to me in the school library and hit the fucking nanana boo boo right in my face clown style
May 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
just touched up my boy matt's thigh at lunch #yaoi
May 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Someone had to say it here
May 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
May 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Dude some guy just walked up to me in the school library and hit the fucking nanana boo boo right in my face clown style
May 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Why tf urban dictionary not cover omegaverse definitions this is bullshit
May 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I want a good indie horror game to shit myself to so bad
May 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hehehehehe almost to 400 hehehehe you should subscribe even though you dont know who i am youtube.com/@wakelune?si... #pngtuber #streamer
Wakelune
subscribe so i dont have to work a real job GPA 0.62 Streamer, editor, and aspiring voice actor hit me up if you think my voice would be a good fit for a project
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April 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM