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Wally 📗
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[he/him] Verdanturf City Gym Leader; Battle Tree Champion 2016-2018; Evergrande League Champion 2014; World Championship Finalist 2013, 2015, 2023 | https://x.com/pokenavs?s=21
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*takes a drag of my inhaler*
I think if a Pokemon can blow smoke rings at a party that should take up a move slot.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
And I swear I just saw Haru’s Mightyena hit a double blinker.
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Probopass just pretended not to see me from across my foyer. As if it isn’t the biggest thing in the house after my 19th century vintage Hoennian armoire recovered from the wreckage of SS Cactus.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@route126.bsky.social Hiiii. You look so cute. Where do you shop?
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Meganium has been released www.serebii.net
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If the ZA Royale was around back when I was still spending time in Kalos, I would have turned into a rabid Hoothoot.
November 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The warp panel technicians in Lumiose are hot.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
For Halloween this year I will be what I am every year. A member of the Ralts line.

I haven’t done Kirlia since 2020, so it’s time to get my pleated skirt dry cleaned.
October 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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lol my muscles are bigger he needs a size down.
October 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Oh wow where did this come from?
A vermilion turtleneck? Why didn’t I think of that?
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A vermilion turtleneck? Why didn’t I think of that?
October 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh.
September 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Haru’s dogs are triggering my allergies so I groomed them all while she slept in.
September 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There was no way in Giratina’s hell that I’d be playing dodgeball. I have too many enemies.
September 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Wow I have already received so many bouquets of Hoenn blue and red roses for being the first ever FAIR and league-appointed referee in the annual [and also first ever???] dodge[not volley-]ball game tournament.
September 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Lizzie just told me the League caught wind I was planning a Flannery level "wardrobe accident" for beach volleyball when I ordered a banana hammock on EverGrande wifi, so they pivoted to a fully clothed event. I need to start using private VPNs...
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Ahem. This is official. Liza signed off on it.

2025 Hoenn League Dodgeball Tournament Pairings

Lisia + Brawly

Norman + Liza

Petra + Ford

Khepri + Ignatius

Winona + Sidney

Phoebe + Tate
August 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I have the honor of announcing the pairings for the dodgeball tournament.
August 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I have a pyramid like in Dance Moms for my gym trainers actually.
August 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Mark your calendars. August 23, 2025 Roxanne bested me.
August 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Mm. Music to my ears.

See you tomorrow.
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I need to remember to send my friends in the Mathematics department a charitable donation to their computer labs.
August 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I keep the AC on a sensitive 68 degrees.
August 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Legend has it that Vivienne Westwood appears wherever misunderstandings are found. In her benevolence she brings awareness to injustices and organizes the collective consciousness to resolve them. This is what happened to me when she rescued me from the jaws of a megalodon in 2020.
August 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM