Laine Aduro
@wandknight.bsky.social
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The knight of wands. I like old games and obscure music.
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I somehow knew exactly what video would be attached to this post before even seeing the full context.
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I've been thinking about this story all day and have come to the conclusion that I am simply built different. Put me in the nightmare book dimension, I can handle it.
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Read all of A Short Stay in Hell (by Steven L. Peck) in a single sitting. It touches on a lot of those existential fears garnered from years of being brought up religious. A masterclass in shortform horror.
#BookSky #Horror
The cover of the novella "A Short Stay in Hell" by Steven L. Peck.

A silhouette of a man in freefall betwixt two walls pocketed by endless bookshelves. The two walls stretch out of frame, and silhouettes of other people can be seen among the walkways lining the shelves.
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PROFESSIONAL WRITING TIP #001:

Afraid of your readers clocking your feet kink? Add a wider variety of fetish content to throw them off your trail. The more degenerate and perverse you get, the greater the effect.
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The Slenderblogs are never mentioned at all, which is unfortunate. They didn't necessarily add anything new, but they were a perfect distillation of some of the themes explored within every piece of Slenderman media pre-Eight Pages.
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It's pretty wild how every Slenderman retrospective I've ever seen almost entirely glosses over the collaborative storytelling aspect of the mythos.

There are series other than Marble Hornets I would consider foundational to the character, but rarely do they receive more than a passing mention.
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Where do I sign up to be seduced by an uncaged transfem succubus.
Acclaimed internet user "Human Pet Guy" makes a bad post on Bluesky.

"It seems the assassin was seduced by an uncaged transfem succubus. This deranged ideology has gone too far, and there must be a reckoning.

You see why I insist upon this? I do not hate transgender people, they didn't choose to be affected by sissy hypno and microplastics, but there must be rules!!!"
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Had to cop a Rider-Waite deck for brand purposes. I am no longer performative, I am officially tarotpilled.
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Oh, I made the achievements for that one. Glad you enjoyed the game. 🫡
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I don't believe Capcom is trying to forget Mega Man Legends per se, but it certainly was a strange decision to skip the Legends Legacy Collection in favor of rereleasing the games from the alternate timeline first.

At least there's the upcoming comic run to look forward to.
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"Do better."

I am going to get worse on purpose.
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Per RFK Jr.'s guidelines, first responders are no longer authorized to hand out Game Boys with copies of Tetris to trauma victims.