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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 4d

Glub glub glub!!
It was no problem R-E-ELLY!!! 38D

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I wasn't e%actly aware this is what the heiress had planned
however, I accept your gratitude with open STRONG arms
now I commanded you to get out, the door is that way

[ Equius points towards the exit, he is starting to sweat a little. ]

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 8d

[ Equius is not pleased with the sudden appearance of the lowblood. Especially after he greeted him with such foul language. . . He frowns, expressing his distaste to Sollux. ]

[ >Feferi: Check status ]

Sooo...!! Did it WORK?? Oar you back? 380

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 9d

)(-------EYYY!!! 38D

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 16d

[ You wait eagerly, any moment now... what is coming? ]

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 16d

CC: [ coordinates ]
CC: Okay, )(ere t)(ey are!
TC: D --> Yes, I will be sure to accomplish this task right way heiress
TC: D --> Give me a moment and I will retrieve whatever teleports onto the platform

[ >Equius: Press the button ]

[ You press the button and the machine comes to life... ]

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 16d

)(e's more t)(en pleased to )(elp me wit)( t)(is important task!
...-Even if )(e doesn't know exactly W)(Y I need it! )(e)(e)(e.
Anyway, now t)(at I )(ave t)(e coordinates I'll )(urry and s)(oot t)(em )(is way!
Don't move.

[ >Feferi: Troll TC back ]

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 19d

// I am still planning on bringing my fankid account though!!!

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 19d

// Sorry for the lack of my presence !!! I was feeling a bit burnt out, but im recovering :3

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 19d

[ >Feferi: Get coordinates ]

Sollux is it possible you could send me your CURR-ENT coordinates?

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 19d

D --> CT: However, to answer your question
D --> CT: Yes, I have an appearifier on hand
D --> CT: Why

CC: Glub glub glub glub glub! 38D
CC: You will soon find out, in a moment I will need you to put some coordinates into t)(e mac)(ine. I will be back wit)( furt)(er instructions!

D --> CT: Ok

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 19d

D --> CT: My apologizes heiress for my lack of response
D --> CT: I was merely awestruck by the very fact alone I can personally be of service to someone as high on the hemospectrum as you
D --> CT: Your word is my command, and I will do my best to complete this request you have bestowed onto me

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 19d

[ >Feferi: Be trolled back ]

-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] began trolling “centaursTesticle [CT] at 13:14 --

CC: Sorry to drop in so suddenly, but it's R-E-EL important!
CC: T)(is going to sound RANDOM, but I'm going to just s)(oot it.
CC: Dew you )(ave a appearifier sort of laying around? 38O

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 22d

ii am 2o goiing two regret thii2.
2omehow, he wiill hold thii2 over my head iim 2ure.

but at thii2 poiint ii dont have any choiice iif ii want two get home.

> Which you do. So, Equius Zahhak kenobi, you're my only hope-- or whatever.

ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 23d

FINTASTIC! )(e)(e)(e.
I will launc)( )(im a quick message rig)(t now and everyt)(ing will be okay once more!!!

Stay safe Sollux, we'll sea eac)( ot)(er very soon!
PC)(OOOOOO!!!!!!

[ After sending a Pchoo, you sent a message to HIM. It seems he's not online right now, you'll have to wait a bit... ]

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 19d

W)(AL----E... )(onestly it's for a variety of reasons reelly!

My version of Alternia is NO MOR-E, t)(ere is not)(ing for me to even rule now! Besides t)(at... I'M D-EAD!

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 23d

…W)(o?? Sorry, but I do not know anyone being by t)(at title!! 38/

I am indeed a )(eiress- Or w)(ale… a former )(eiress!

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 23d

)(-EYYYYY!!! 38D
Glub glub glub glub glub!!!! )(e)(e)(e!

Vαɱριɾҽ ϝɾҽαƙ @ardentchiroptera.bsky.social · 23d

ℑ 𝔰𝔲𝔭𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔢 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔢𝔯. ℌ𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔬 𝔞𝔩𝔩, 𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔞𝔠𝔮𝔲𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢.

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 23d

FINTASTIC! )(e)(e)(e.
I will launc)( )(im a quick message rig)(t now and everyt)(ing will be okay once more!!!

Stay safe Sollux, we'll sea eac)( ot)(er very soon!
PC)(OOOOOO!!!!!!

[ After sending a Pchoo, you sent a message to HIM. It seems he's not online right now, you'll have to wait a bit... ]

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 26d

> You feel like your cheeks probably have a mustard yellow hue to them, but you pay them no mind.

youve told me a few tiime2 and ii 2tiill thiink youre crazy ff.

thank you, even though iit ha2 two bee that guy.
iim ju2t glad you are the one that ii2 dealiing wiith hiim and not me.
ii wont worry.

ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 27d

Sollux )(ave I ever told you )(ow ADORABUBBL-E you are w)(en you're grouc)(y?? B-ECAUS-E IT'S TRU-E!!! <3

Anyway, I know you don't like it but )(ow -ELS-E are we going to get you back? 380
)(mmmmmm???
Do not worry, I will )(andle it and everyt)(ing will be OKAY!

YOU'LL S-EA!!!!!

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 24d

// Okay, tomorrow will get to more replies <3 im trying to get to those who’s been waiting the longest

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Reposted by ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ!

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 26d

♡ Trusted confidante, reliable friend, Teaser Extraordinare, flushed crush ♡

@wannabeheiress.bsky.social

> You really enjoy this person's company even despite the teasing you occasionally endure from her. Also, you have a big huge crush on her, whoops!

[GIF from xamag-homestuck on tumblr]

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 27d

Sollux )(ave I ever told you )(ow ADORABUBBL-E you are w)(en you're grouc)(y?? B-ECAUS-E IT'S TRU-E!!! <3

Anyway, I know you don't like it but )(ow -ELS-E are we going to get you back? 380
)(mmmmmm???
Do not worry, I will )(andle it and everyt)(ing will be OKAY!

YOU'LL S-EA!!!!!

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · 28d

oh glub.
plea2e not hiim.
he2 2o. . .

> How do you say this nicely? Wait, why do you care about niceness?

he2 2o WEIIRD.
ii thiink iid rather bee trapped iin women foreiign fuckiing tiime2pace than a2k for that guy2 help.
fuck that.
thank2 but no thank2.
anyone but hiim FF.

ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 28d

W)(ale I know ON----E person w)(o'll D-EFINIT-ELY )(ave w)(at we're looking for!
Take a wild guess Sollux! )(ere, I will even give you )(int. )(-E)(-E)(-E)(-E-E.

)(e's blue, STRONG, and )(ad a pair of broken s)(ades!!!

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · 28d

W)(ale I know ON----E person w)(o'll D-EFINIT-ELY )(ave w)(at we're looking for!
Take a wild guess Sollux! )(ere, I will even give you )(int. )(-E)(-E)(-E)(-E-E.

)(e's blue, STRONG, and )(ad a pair of broken s)(ades!!!

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · Sep 14

iif you can get me home that would bee great.
ii would appreciiate iit forever.

but who would have an appeariifiier?
do you thiink

> You dare not say HIS name. But HE might have one. He has all kinds of weird shit.

ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · Sep 13

)(mm... maybe we cod use t)(e Appearifier??
T)(at mig)(t work!
I would )(ave to find one, but I am s)(ore t)(ere will be one SOM-EW)(-ER-E around )(ere!!!!

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · Sep 15

// more replies tomorrow !!!! Today was exhausting !!

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · Sep 14

)(MMMMM...
)(onk s)(o )(onk s)(ooo?

[ Yeah, you're being really stupid now. You aren't even sure how anyone can sleep without with their cozy Recuperacoons. Though, you do wonder what Roxy is dreaming about right now... ]

[ > Roxy: Dream. ]

ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · Sep 14

W)(ale alrig)(t...!!
But I am not lying w)(en I say you can reac)( out at any time!!
I still care about you, we AR----E friends! 38D

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · Sep 13

)(mm... maybe we cod use t)(e Appearifier??
T)(at mig)(t work!
I would )(ave to find one, but I am s)(ore t)(ere will be one SOM-EW)(-ER-E around )(ere!!!!

2ollux Captor [tA] is IDLE @twiinarmageddon.bsky.social · Sep 11

ii have been unceremoniiou2ly trollnapped and tran2portiifiied two 2ome other when and where.

and ii dont know how ii wiill get home.

ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · Sep 11

GLUB??? 380

Sollux I w)(ale obviously take care of your bees and try to not drown t)(em in the process, but w)(at )(appended!

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ɪ ᴀᴍ -ᴇxᴄɪᴛ-ᴇᴅ! @wannabeheiress.bsky.social · Sep 12

W)(ale, I was s)(rimply exploring! You never w)(at kind of place t)(ese dream bubbles will take you next, it cod be ANYON-ES memories after all!!

T)(oug)(, it IS exciting to sea w)(at sort of loot is just sort of floating around )(ere. I say we treas)(ore )(unt once more!!

)(-E)(-E)(-E.

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