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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 4h

And my cat ate my homework

wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 4h

Correction. I am the leader Antifa. They will not come for me, because they know it will unleash gnawing dogs that will topple their regime.

wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 4h

Because Biden

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 5h

End the Democrxxxx uh I mean Epstein shut down

wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 16h

The late priest, Gustavo Gutierrez, was accused of being unfaithful to Christianity and a threat to capitalism because of two questions he kept asking; 1. Why does the Bible present God’s preferential option for the poor?, and 2. Are we following Jesus or just believing in Christ? Good questions.

wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 16h

Turning Point USA announces an alternative American White Christian ceremony during the bestowal of the Nobel Peace Prize. Announcement of the recipient of this year’s Noble Peace Prize is to be made very soon. jk

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 17h

2025; the year in pictures, will be unlike other years

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 17h

Template for official announcements:

Today (insert Democrats, Libs or Antifa) showed their disdain for America by supporting (insert illegals, Venezuelans or socialists) in efforts to (insert assault ICE, treat President Trump very unfairly or obtain free stuff). Other reports are fake news.

wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 17h

Later they will go to Argentina

wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

I will nominate Trump if the Epstein files can be an addendum to the nomination

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, but do they have courage to wear a dog suit.

wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

I knew it would be frogs. Always frogs.

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

He will send troops for oil, not drugs, to Venezuela and to Greenland for resources not security. He reframes Viet Nam as not fighting hard, completely ignoring any moral issues that divided the USA. He will displace Gazans and build resorts over the rubble. He is a warlord

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

Billionaires have let IDF do the demo. Now they can build a paradise in Gaza. Call me cynical. I hope hope hope I’m wrong.

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

The left’s paradigm is right vs. wrong side of history. Trumps is win vs. lose. Hegseth’s charge to generals is Make America Win Again. He’ll send them to Venezuela for oil not drugs and to Greenland for minerals. But war is better summed up in Neil Young’s lyrics, “NO ONE WINS. It’s a war of man.”

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

Orwell didn’t think it would be Big Sister. “Let the people stand in line while I tell them whom to hate.”

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 1d

Captain, have we subdued the Froggy Liberation Front and neutralized the Unicorn Resistance?

Yes, Madam Secretary, all perimeters are secure as we prepare for the Naked Bike Ride offensive.

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 2d

a woman with a ring on her finger holds a sandwich

ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger holds a sandwich

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 2d

I’m a proud Antifa lootennant kernel.

wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 2d

For some money I might give up the address of the Antifa training center. Hint: it’s not in a blue state.

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 2d

I seriously want to know. What has Antifa done? Other radical organizations have done things violent and nonviolent. They claimed credit. Has Antifa done anything like that?

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 2d

Perhaps she will tattoo numbers on our arms and place us in special neighborhoods

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 2d

Musk just hit $1/2 Trillion. But it’s probably because he works hard

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wardpjos.bsky.social @wardpjos.bsky.social · 2d

Hey, hey. I earned my 13 year pin on my Antifa vest last month. I’m also on the Secret Knock Committee. (Hint: 2 louds 4 softs and another loud in September) Don’t be downgrading Antifa member benefits

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