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warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Checkmate, surgeon general

#CheckmateSurgeonGeneral #CuredByMarlboro #FlavorInEveryBreath #BrunchLungLogic #SmokedToPerfection #IQEvaporated #HealthWho #UnfilteredTruth #DumbDebates #SatireMeme #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Meme features an absurd argument: “If smoking is so BAD… why does it CURE salmon??” with a confused man rejecting a cigarette and images of smoked salmon. It parodies flawed reasoning by comparing human health to deli meat preservation. Deliciously dumb.
January 31, 2026 at 12:13 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
If it’s brown, flush it down. If it’s red… call a priest.

#MagicTP #ColorChangingTechnology #RedMeansRun #ToiletTerrors #BootyBleedChronicles #WipeAtYourOwnRisk #AssRituals #HolyShitLiterally #BathroomFinalBoss #CursedFlush #HauntedHole #MemeLiturgy #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Text image reads: “Whoever designed toilet paper to turn red after wiping is genuinely a genius.” Font is styled like it belongs in an ancient manuscript, but the message is tragically modern. The joke lies in mistaking blood for an intentional design feature—truly a ✨revolutionary✨ medical alert system for your butthole.
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
I didn’t agree to the sequel. Or the reboot. Or the spin-off.

#TooManyDaysNotEnoughNaps #TimeIsAFascistConstruct #ChronicallyDone #DailyDefeated #AnotherDayAnotherCrisis #EndTheStreak #GirlWhatDayIsIt #RelatableMeme #ExhaustedAF #ExistentialHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Photo of a tired, dead-eyed girl staring out the car window with a caption that reads, “why is there so many days like in a row.” She looks like she’s been through 800 consecutive Mondays and is currently negotiating with God for a weekend.
January 28, 2026 at 10:54 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Solved the space-time continuum and organized tf outta my sock drawer.

#AdderallActivated #NeurospicyBimbo #EinsteinButHot #FocusPocus #MathIsMyDrug #GirlbossToGodTier #AttentionSpanUnlocked #StudyMeme #BimboCore #STEMbaddie #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A woman with long blonde hair, giant sunglasses, and a deep neckline flashes a peace sign in front of a chaotic background filled with floating math equations and digital waves. Text reads “WHEN THE ADDERALL KICKS IN.” She looks like she’s about to invent cold fusion accidentally while contouring.
January 27, 2026 at 4:39 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Funniest part of Bovino getting demoted? Amazon said “no returns” on his tiny little cosplay outfit.
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Urgent pls — the salmon is short for Salmantha and she just quit her job at Whole Foods mid-shift.

#SalmanthaSnaps #WholeFoodsWalkout #FishWithBoundaries #CorporateSalmon #OvercookedAndOverIt #SeafoodQuitsToo #SalmonDrama #RedditCuisineCrimes #KitchenMeltdown #Memes #Funny #Meme #MemeOfTheDay
Image shows a questionable slab of salmon posted on Reddit with the caption “I can’t tell if this salmon has gonna bad urgent pls.” The meme caption adds: “Urgent pls — the salmon is short for Salmantha and she just quit her job at Whole Foods mid-shift,” implying the fish is done with both capitalism and your dinner plans.
January 27, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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nessiopeia.space
God made your hands to inject cross sex hormones and jack off your friends, don’t waste it.
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
STRAIGHT: Sincerely Trying Really Assertively In Gay Homoerotic Terms

#StraightButMakeItGay #FurryAndFlaming #AlphabetSoupRealness #ClosetWhere #GayScience #SincerelyGay #STRAIGHTlolJK #FurryMeme #GayMeme #QueerHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Image shows a purple-and-black dog fursuit posing sassily next to bold text reading “YEAH, I’M STRAIGHT.” Each letter of “STRAIGHT” is an acronym for a different kind of gay, including “So gay,” “Radically gay,” and “Terribly gay.” The fursuiter’s posture screams pride parade, not prayer circle.
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
“Dear Diary, today I almost did a coup but got distracted by the vibe shift.”

#ChillMAGAcore #LofiInsurrection #DictatorStudyBeats #EgoDeathToBeats #AutocratAF #DarkMAGAPlaylist #CoupAndChill #TrumpMeme #PoliticsMemes #StudyMeme #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Cartoon of the pedophile in chief wearing pink headphones, intensely writing in a notebook at a computer desk like a lofi girl. The YouTube-style caption reads: “Chill Dark MAGA beats to [S**T YOURSELF] to [1 HOUR].” Room is dimly lit with an American flag mug and purple lighting, like he’s about to overthrow democracy but make it vibey.
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Captain’s log: too cold to poop outside.

#DashboardDump #ToiletTemps #FrozenPoops #TruckGotJokes #ClimateControlOrColonControl #ColdAsShit #LiteralBathroomHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Truck dashboard displays “-4°” in a way that looks like a stick figure sitting on a toilet. Tweet above questions why the truck is broadcasting potty time.
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
I fear no god, but that Blizzard haunts me.

#SweetTreatDemon #DessertAfterDinner #SnackPossessed #SugarSummoning #CatCravings #SpaceSnaccs #Caturday #EatRegretRepeat #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A large, judgmental-looking tabby cat floats in a purple galaxy surrounded by sweets—Oreos, Reese’s, Nerds clusters, and a Dairy Queen Blizzard. Caption says: “me when i just ate a meal and the sweet treat demon starts whispering in my ear.” The cat looks both full and spiritually weak.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
That’s the face of a man who gambled on a fart and lost.

#SmellsLikeTreason #DiaperDiplomacy #PoopGate2026 #CodeBrown #DidYouDooIt #PoopFaceActivated #ToddlerLogic #PantsOnFire #SuspiciousWaddle #ParentingFails #ToddlerTruths #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Photo of Donald Trump emerging stiffly from behind a curtain with a horrified, wide-eyed expression. The caption compares this to a toddler denying pooping their pants, but clearly looking guilty as sin.
January 24, 2026 at 3:14 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Tripped so hard I needed a courtesy flush.

#LoudStinkyDiarrhea #PsychedelicPoops #ToiletTrippin #ThirdEyeTears #AstralDump #DrugHumor #BootyBlasted #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A tweet from @admiralwils0n says: “Yeah I’ve done LSD” followed by “Loud, Stinky, Diarrhea.” A setup for a drug reference turns into a poop joke, replacing acid trip expectations with gastrointestinal trauma.
January 23, 2026 at 7:08 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
God gave his toughest battles to his most annoying soldiers.

#InsufferableByChoice #GracefullyJudging #SoberNotSilent #SavedAndSoLoud #HolierThanThourrari #GarfieldGotSaved #ChristianCore #FakeHandshake #GarfieldMeme #SpiritualFlex #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A smug Garfield wearing sunglasses drives a red convertible with a happy cloud, sun, dove, and prayer hands around him. The edited text reads “I’m insufferable by choice and sober by the grace of God.” He looks like he both leads Bible study and ruins it.
January 22, 2026 at 11:54 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
He’s not solving for X, he’s solving for 🧠 + 💅.

#RelativityMaxxing #TheoreticalRizz #EinsteinWithTheFade #RizzlerPhysics #NoCapEEqualsMCDrip #QuantumRizzics #IQOver9000 #BigBangEnergy #STEMTok #EinsteinMeme #PhysicsHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A black-and-white image of Albert Einstein with a modern curly fade haircut, captioned with Gen Z slang praising the theory of relativity: “Nah fam relativity bussin fr fr. E deadass mc² no cap on god y’all feel me?”
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Air Farts One
January 21, 2026 at 12:28 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Usha Vance is pregnant… the threesome included: her, him, and a suspiciously moist ottoman
January 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Restroom? Babe, I’m in the trenches.

#ToiletTrauma #ColonChronicles #BattleInTheBowl #PorcelainPerils #BathroomBreakdown #GastroDrama #RestroomLies #RelatableHumor #SpongeBobMemes #MondayMood #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A distressed cartoon fish from SpongeBob SquarePants clutches his knees on a toilet, mouth open in agony, with the caption “Why tf they call it a rest room I’m fighting for my life in here.” His face says “oof ouch owie my big stinker.”
January 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
That’s giving TFG too much credit… the R’s have been working on this for 40+ years
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11d
KRUGMAN: “.. How did a great, sophisticated nation, one of the world’s longest-standing republics, end up so fragile that it can be undone by one man’s dementia?”

@pkrugman.bsky.social
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January 20, 2026 at 1:28 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
I watched* that football game.

*played on my phone & and cuddled a cat while my husband screams at the TV
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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lisaguerrero.bsky.social
Happy for Fernando Mendoza and the Indiana fans.

Also, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Rise and grind, you acronymic icon.

#YassQween #GirliePop #AcronymEnergy #CorporateSpirituality #RageSunrise #MondayThreats #WokeUpProfessional #DeskJobDomination #MondayMood #GrindCulture #OfficeHumor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDa
An angry-looking plush dog rises like the sun over a flowery field, captioned “good morning W.H.O.R.E (Work Hard On Reaching Excellence).” The image radiates rage, productivity, and a lil stink-butt.
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Silly person, do you really think logic applies in GOD’S COUNTRY!?
sailorrooscout.bsky.social Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 12d
WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Bold move deleting my Oxford comma. I won’t forget.

#GoogleDocTension #EditingIsViolence #PassiveAggressiveCollab #WordByWordJudgment #ControlFreakChronicles #DocDrama #WriterProblems #GroupProjectHell #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A screenshot of a tweet reads “me watching you edit my google doc” paired with a photo of a woman with a blunt bob staring menacingly over a roof. The image captures the intensity and judgment felt during live document collaboration.
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 PM
warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social
Every intrusive thought is a potential banger.

#PostThroughThePain #ShitpostingAsSelfCare #EmoButOnline #DoomscrollTherapy #MentallyIllAndPostingStill #CopingMechanismUnlocked #DigitalMeltdown #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
An emotional regulation chart has been edited so that every feeling—angry, overwhelmed, insecure, rejected, discouraged, anxious—leads to the same solution: “Shitpost.” A parody of self-help tools, the meme celebrates unhinged internet behavior as its own kind of catharsis.
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM