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The secret to effective spellcasting is just asking nicely.

#PleaseAndThankYou #CloakedAndBroke #HogWild #WandWavingWeinerWishes #NowYouSeeMeNowYouCrankMuhHog #MenacingMoaners #MagicIsInThePolite #SpellcastingGoals #WitchTok #DarkHumorNook #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A cloaked figure wielding a staff looms menacingly with a glowing skull for a face, glaring angrily in a dark forest—because nothing says "please" like threatening to curse someone into the next dimension.
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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If pickles could haunt you, they'd definitely be the ghost of snacks past.

#GrimPickleReaper #DillWithIt #LifeOrDill #DeathAndPickles #CucumberConundrum #EternalBrine #FearTheCrunch #FoodieMemes #DarkHumor #MemeMagic #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A cloaked skeleton with a desperate face yearns dramatically at a lonely plate of glistening pickle slices, while the vibrant purple and green background wonders why death has developed such a craving for snack time.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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You got a problem with me? That's fine, I've got 22 reasons not to care.

#IveGot22Reasons #SassyAndClassy #ConfrontationWithASmile #TalkToTheHand #ReasonsForDays #ConfidentAndUnbothered #CatchTheseHandsToo #HumorThatSlaps #VibrantSarcasm #DismissiveVibes #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A woman in a white shirt delivers a sassy "not today" hand gesture to a suited man her expression screams, "Sorry, not sorry," while the background explodes in colors like a unicorn threw up—a perfect setting for a showdown where apathy reigns supreme.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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When the Queen is a power bottom, the throne is polished… but she’s the one getting worn in.

#ThroneOfChaos #BagOfSecrets #WhenRoyaltyGetsReal #PopperQween #RoyaltyVsReality #DignifiedDisarray #RoyalMemeLife #UnexpectedChaos #BagOfMysteries #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
The Queen sits regal and serious above, while below, her handbag reveals a chaotic world of oddities—a blue bulb, jumbled wires, and snack packets—suggesting that even royal elegance can't escape the madness of everyday life, leaving the crown to ponder if it's in a sitcom.
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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When you’re round and fabulous, the only thing flat is your haters.

#CurvyPlanet #EarthGotBounce #GeographyButHorny #GlobalSnack #SphericalAndSheKnowsIt #NotFlatAtAll #OrbEnergy #SpicyScience #PlanetMeme #ThirstyCartography #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A sassy, anthropomorphized Earth with oversized sunglasses and glam lipstick strikes a flirty pose, as if serving looks and shade simultaneously; clearly, this planetary diva thinks curves are a must and flatness is for the haters.
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Pinterest said “cut out the negative,” and this is what happened.

#InspirationalFail #CantDoItEnergy #ScissorSabotage #MotivationCancelled #DIYDespair #SelfHelpScalped #CuttingMyDreamsShort #MemeTherapyIsFake #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Two-panel image: on the left, someone is about to cut a piece of paper that says “I can’t do it” — seemingly to remove the “t” and make it say “I can do it.” But in the right panel, they’ve instead cut off the “I can,” leaving “’t do it.” Below it, a comment reads, “Biiiinchhh I thought this was gonna be inspirational!!!!” — revealing the tragic twist.
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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“Blessed are the baked, for they shall inherit the Funyuns.” — Snackritudes 5:7

#DevilsLettuce #HolySmokes #BlazeItAndRepent #HeavenVsHotbox #SaintsAndSativas #KushChrist #420Commandments #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A dramatic painting of Jesus hugging someone, with text saying: “Sorry I made you a pothead, gimme one last hug before you go to hell.” Reads like a farewell embrace between Christ and a fan of the devil’s lettuce.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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The only thing more overcooked than this egg is JK’s takes.

#HarryPotterIsGoodJK #NotThatJKTho #HogwartsButMakeItQueer #YerATurfHarriet #TransRightsAreMagic #TERFsHateThisEgg #JKsTakesAreScrambled #CroqueControversy #YolkedAndWoke #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A delicious croque madame with a perfectly fried egg oozing yolk, paired with a tweet saying JK Rowling is outside yelling after someone added an egg to a croque monsieur. The caption drags JK’s bad takes harder than the egg got fried—crispy, petty, and served sunny-side snide.
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Nonprofit or Nonprophet?

#AIBePrintingMoney #FromZeroToZillion #StartupToSellout #PromptAndProfit #TechGlowUp #SiliconValhalla #InvestInArmsCrossed #Tech #AI #OpenAI #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Side-by-side image of the same man in 2015 and 2025. On the left, he’s in a green shirt with the caption “OpenAI 2015: Profit - $0.” On the right, he’s older in a suit with the caption “OpenAI 2025: Profit - $0,000,000,000.”
December 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Back to the Future (but the future’s really fuckin dumb).

#TrumpTimeMachine #TemporalTreason #BackToTheFelony #CursedContinuum #SelfOwnIn4D #TimeCrimesAndMisdemeanors #MAGAverseMadness #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A cartoon Donald Trump in a MAGA hat shows off a “Trump Time Machine.” He says he built it to meet his younger self. In the last panel, young Trump asks if they made it, and older Trump creepily replies, “Take off your pants.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Practically perfect in every shersherpergerderd way.

#ErmahgerdPerrperns #CursedNannyVibes #Shersherpergerderd #MemeMusicalMadness #WindSweptAndWeird #Superderpercalifragilol #VintageMemeMagic #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Mary Poppins image with an “Ermahgerd” meme face poorly photoshopped on. The caption is a garbled parody of “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,” spelled like someone having a stroke mid-word. The whole thing screams chaotic early internet energy.
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Mysterious. Brothy. Slightly flirty. And reeks of cologne.

#YumTheresAFlyInMySoup #SoupOfTheNight #SteamyAndSeasoned #BrothDaddy #CologneAndCarrots #LateNightLadle #FlirtBisque #FrogApprovedCuisine #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A wide-eyed frog gazes longingly at a bowl of soup that reflects the night sky. Bold text reads “SOUP OF THE NIGHT.” The vibe is less ominous, more steamy-romance-in-a-crockpot. It smells like herbs, regret, and whatever cologne your divorced uncle wears to Applebee’s.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Spotted. Locked. Executed with divine force.

#HolyStrike #BuzzAndYoureDead #DivineRetribuzzion #GodSaidNo #MosquitoHunterElite #BiblicalBugBeef #SacredSwatter #JesusTakesTheSwat #NoFlyZone #HeavenlyHands #AnointedAndArmed #VaticanVengeance #NotInHisHouse #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Photo of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro, with a helicopter hovering right in front of it, making it look like the statue is swatting at something. Caption reads: “When you finally see that bitch ass mosquito.” It’s a dramatic biblical-level response to a tiny buzzing enemy.
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Enlightenment isn’t the absence of scrolling. It’s reading 17 tabs about global collapse and vibing anyway.

#ZenWithWiFi #MindfulButMultitasking #ScrollFreeSpirituality #LaptopLama #DigitalAscension #OneTabClosesAnotherOpens #ProductivityIllusion #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A monk in full robes levitates cross-legged on a mountaintop looking peaceful. Overlaid text reads: “how i feel after putting my phone down (i’m going on my laptop now).” He appears enlightened, but really he’s just switching screens like the rest of us.
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Day 6 of leftovers: She’s unrefrigerated, unbothered, and legally inedible, but she knows she’s still a snack

#SixDaySlay #BarbieOnTheBrink #SpoiledButStunning #LeftoversDontQuit #ServingToxoplasmosis #UnbotheredAndUnwrapped #StillHotStillRotting #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A Barbie doll’s head is fused onto a raw, week-old Thanksgiving turkey body, squatting in bright pink high heels like she owns the CDC. She’s clearly spoiled, possibly sentient, and absolutely delusional—but she knows she’s still a snack.
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Murky Daddy Fish Trap

SwampBops #MurkyAndTwerky #FishTrapFunk #DaddyDidABoogie #ToiletWaterTenor #GunkInMyTrunk #MossyButMakeItMusic #WetterThanYourEx #HarmonicaHimbo #BluesForTheBozos #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A chart titled “What’s Your Portland Water Infrastructure Blues Name?” shows goofy blues-style names based on birth month and day. The months include names like “Ol’ Drippy,” “Murky Daddy,” and “Wet Baby,” while the days add parts like “Pipes,” “Dams,” and “Fish Trap.” The user’s result is Murky Daddy Fish Trap, which sounds like a washed-up blues musician who plays concerts in drainage ditches and flirts with raccoons. The chart is absurd, wet, and deeply unserious.
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Uno cwa-SANT por favor

#FlawedLogic #MeowOuiNon #FrenchlessFeline #DumbButProud #BilingualInDumbass #CatGotNoTongue #CroissantBrain #UnFrenchable #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A confused-looking cat stares deadpan with the caption “Thank God I wasn’t born in France because I don’t know how to speak French.” The cat looks smug yet deeply wrong, embodying the spirit of confident ignorance.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Available at Crate and Barrel under “passive-aggressive porcelain.”

#FancyFeral #GuestRepellent #CatPlateAgenda #PassiveAggressivePorcelain #MannersWithMenace #FineChinaWithAttitude #SpecialPlateSass #LeaveBeforeDessert #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A decorative plate with two judgmental cats dressed in formal attire. Underneath them is the message “Get the Hell out of our House.” Caption reads “Bringing out the special plates for the guests.” These kitties are not here for your small talk or your gluten allergy.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Local goose puts in an honest day’s honk.

#HornIfYoureHonky #GooseGrit #FarmerFreak #TongueOutTuesday #CornfieldCarnage #PlowinAndHissin #CanadianChaos #ItAintMuchButItsHonkWork #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A goose-headed farmer in flannel and overalls stands in a field with its tongue disturbingly out. The caption reads “It ain’t much, but it’s honk—” with the last word censored, implying the goose is up to no good. Farming has never been so feral.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Eat, pray, thump.

#BigChungusLife #ThiccRabbitLore #Fontpocalypse #ChungusForPresident #WorshipTheWabbit #CursedTypography #SacredSilly #ChungusChurch #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
An unholy fusion of fonts, stars, clip-art rabbits, and raw Big Chungus energy that screams “I love my fucking Big Chungus life.” It’s giving medieval scroll meets internet brainrot, with a touch of demonic Lisa Frank.
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Chapter One: “Letting them be wrong in peace.”

#TooRightToFight #HumbleBragging101 #IQFlex #ReadEmAndWeep #CorrectAndCollect #KnowItAllEnergy #WhenYoureRightYoureRight #SavageSmart #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A woman reads a green book titled “How to Stay Humble When You’re Always Right About Everything” with a deeply serious expression, as if she’s searching for tips on surviving her own brilliance.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Mountain Dew Baja Gravy™: for when turkey isn’t extreme enough.

#BajaBlastGravy #ThanksgivingRebooted #CursedCondiments #DewTheBird #ExtremelyStuffed #RadioactiveRoux #UnholyFeast #Gravycore #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A traditional Thanksgiving dinner plate has been ruined (or elevated?) by bright turquoise Mountain Dew Baja Blast Gravy slathered over turkey, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. The unnatural neon blue sauce makes the meal look like a chemistry experiment gone rogue.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Left Eye said no scrubs and no giblets.

#DontGoBasting #TLCbutMakeItVegan #TofurkyTime #ButterballsAreOver #NoMeatNoScrubs #TurkeyIsCancelled #GirlGroupGravy #TofuIsTheNewThang #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
Parody image of 90s girl group TLC posing in front of a Butterball-style logo that reads “don’t go basting BUTTERBALLS,” with a giant vegan Tofurky roast and box in front of them. Lisa, T-Boz, and Chilli look unamused—clearly judging your meat choices.
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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He’s basted, bound, and begging for gravy.

#Horny4Turkey #StuffMeDaddy #BrineAndBind #FeastMeHarder #TurkeyInStraps #OnlyFeathers #FiftyShadesOfFowl #ThighsWideOpen #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
A raw turkey suspended in bondage-style rope harness, hanging seductively in a rustic wooden room. Text says “Stuff me Daddy.” Looks like someone brined the bird and unlocked a new category on Thanksgiving kinktok.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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This plate got more wobble than a church aunt at the cookout.

#JiggleMeal #WobbleAndWeep #CannedTwerk #WiggleWitchcraft #BoingBonAppetit #ServingSeismicEnergy #ShakePlateRepeat #ThisMealTwerksAlone #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay
truly cursed dinner plate featuring canned peas suspended in a gelatinous mound, ghost-white dairy log, mashed beige goo, and sliced beets that look like vinyl records. The whole plate jiggles ominously like it might slide off the table and file a tax return. Caption: “Thank you god for this meal 🙏🙏” — unclear if it’s gratitude or a warning.
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM