@warriorphilosopher.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood martial arts teacher, strongman competitor, history politics and philosophy enthusiast, cat mind-reader, bisexual and leftist.
Modern day republicans would have been tories supporting King George in the revolution and it is HILARIOUS that they don't see it.
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Modern day republicans would have been tories supporting King George in the revolution and it is HILARIOUS that they don't see it.
Just paid a bill for covid vaccination. A bill, for a routine vaccination, in 2025. The AB govt is charging $100/dose, which in a province where over 50% of families are a $200 emergergency away from insolvency is basically a ban. What the cinnamon toast fuck.
December 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Just paid a bill for covid vaccination. A bill, for a routine vaccination, in 2025. The AB govt is charging $100/dose, which in a province where over 50% of families are a $200 emergergency away from insolvency is basically a ban. What the cinnamon toast fuck.
Realistic Toto lyrics:
I stopped an old man on the way, hoping to find some long forgotten words, or ancient melodies...
He turned to me as if to say: "Long forgotten? I'm only 65, you dick. Go read a book."
I stopped an old man on the way, hoping to find some long forgotten words, or ancient melodies...
He turned to me as if to say: "Long forgotten? I'm only 65, you dick. Go read a book."
August 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Realistic Toto lyrics:
I stopped an old man on the way, hoping to find some long forgotten words, or ancient melodies...
He turned to me as if to say: "Long forgotten? I'm only 65, you dick. Go read a book."
I stopped an old man on the way, hoping to find some long forgotten words, or ancient melodies...
He turned to me as if to say: "Long forgotten? I'm only 65, you dick. Go read a book."
Giiiiiirl are you http because ://
August 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Giiiiiirl are you http because ://
ICE now has a bigger budget than the entire Canadian military, and $45B in govt contracts will now go, without bidding or competition, to geogroup and corecivic, companies which donated $1M to Trump's campaign. So... there's that.
#ice #donaldtrump #fascism
#ice #donaldtrump #fascism
July 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ICE now has a bigger budget than the entire Canadian military, and $45B in govt contracts will now go, without bidding or competition, to geogroup and corecivic, companies which donated $1M to Trump's campaign. So... there's that.
#ice #donaldtrump #fascism
#ice #donaldtrump #fascism
How are his supporters not cripplingly embarassed, just, all the time?
July 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
How are his supporters not cripplingly embarassed, just, all the time?
Humanity reflected in nature: At the zoo and the peahen is just eating and minding her own business, peacock is behind her displayed and shaking FURIOUSLY and the look on her face is like "Ugh, Fuck, Riley I told you 'No' doesn't mean 'Try Harder'"
#consent
#consent
July 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Humanity reflected in nature: At the zoo and the peahen is just eating and minding her own business, peacock is behind her displayed and shaking FURIOUSLY and the look on her face is like "Ugh, Fuck, Riley I told you 'No' doesn't mean 'Try Harder'"
#consent
#consent
US involvement in the Israel-Iran conflict being the final straw for so many conservatives is super fucking weird. Lockheed Martin alone gets $75B a year from the pentagon, they make $150k every time a hellfire missile is fired, did you think your govt wasn't going to find another place to aim them?
June 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
US involvement in the Israel-Iran conflict being the final straw for so many conservatives is super fucking weird. Lockheed Martin alone gets $75B a year from the pentagon, they make $150k every time a hellfire missile is fired, did you think your govt wasn't going to find another place to aim them?
Question for all those interacting regularly with Trump supporters: Have they finally given up claiming to give a shit about the constitution or are they still saying they love it while cheering every time he wipes his ass with it?
June 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Question for all those interacting regularly with Trump supporters: Have they finally given up claiming to give a shit about the constitution or are they still saying they love it while cheering every time he wipes his ass with it?
She must be a little old and unrelated for his taste. 🤷♂️
May 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
She must be a little old and unrelated for his taste. 🤷♂️
I don't get caught often, but "Trump's AG who worked as a lobbyist for Quatar has signed off on him getting a $400M plane as a gift from them" got me good. I really thought that was a joke.
May 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I don't get caught often, but "Trump's AG who worked as a lobbyist for Quatar has signed off on him getting a $400M plane as a gift from them" got me good. I really thought that was a joke.
February 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Karl Marx didn't quite advocate specifically for socialism or communism, he theorized that they'd be the inevitable outcome of inequality and exploitation. He never could have imagined this world, where workers not only believe their interests align with their exploiters', but fucking worship them.
February 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Karl Marx didn't quite advocate specifically for socialism or communism, he theorized that they'd be the inevitable outcome of inequality and exploitation. He never could have imagined this world, where workers not only believe their interests align with their exploiters', but fucking worship them.
It is SO hard to be nice about all these regretful Trump voters now that 13 billionaires have govt posts and one of them got cheers for a nazi salute. "How could anyone have known it would be like this? The only warning signs were every single fucking thing he's said and done over the last decade!"
January 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
It is SO hard to be nice about all these regretful Trump voters now that 13 billionaires have govt posts and one of them got cheers for a nazi salute. "How could anyone have known it would be like this? The only warning signs were every single fucking thing he's said and done over the last decade!"
Thanks, appreciate that 🤜🤛
January 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thanks, appreciate that 🤜🤛
If you or someone you know wants to learn self-defense but cannot or would prefer not to attend a class, I am offering a 1h40m online course based around basic Jiu-Jitsu and everyday carry of a flashlight for only $4.99CAD.
If it makes enough to cover the site, I'm happy.
www.gethomesafe.online
If it makes enough to cover the site, I'm happy.
www.gethomesafe.online
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GHS started out as a condensed tactical Jiu-Jitsu course geared toward law enforcement and security, but is now expanding into a wide range of online courses dedicated to self-defense presented by Professor Tyson LaRone, co-owner and head instructor of Ironside Martial Arts. Professor Tyson is a third degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, promoted to black belt in 2013 by Professor Mike Yackulic and the legendary Mestre Sylvio Behring. His 22 years of martial arts training also include Kito-Ryu Ju-Jutsu, Kyokushin Karate, Muay Thai, Kenjutsu and wrestling. His specialty is self-defense with special attention paid to the needs of the user of the techniques.
www.gethomesafe.online
January 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you or someone you know wants to learn self-defense but cannot or would prefer not to attend a class, I am offering a 1h40m online course based around basic Jiu-Jitsu and everyday carry of a flashlight for only $4.99CAD.
If it makes enough to cover the site, I'm happy.
www.gethomesafe.online
If it makes enough to cover the site, I'm happy.
www.gethomesafe.online
I'm so sorry 😆 couldn't help myself. #pierrepoilievre #canadianpolitics
January 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm so sorry 😆 couldn't help myself. #pierrepoilievre #canadianpolitics
Talking to right wingers about the Jordan Peterson/Pierre Poilievre interview is so fucking depressing. They actually think great points were made. They think those points are supported by evidence. They think Poilievre has great leadership qualities and Peterson gave him a tough interview. 🫣
January 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Talking to right wingers about the Jordan Peterson/Pierre Poilievre interview is so fucking depressing. They actually think great points were made. They think those points are supported by evidence. They think Poilievre has great leadership qualities and Peterson gave him a tough interview. 🫣
Guests showing up unannounced is legit scary. If I haven't cleaned baseboards it is going to be THE FIRST thing they notice.
January 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Guests showing up unannounced is legit scary. If I haven't cleaned baseboards it is going to be THE FIRST thing they notice.
Sometimes I miss having cooler, if legitimately scarier nightmares. When I was a little kid I'd have them about being chased by the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Now at 37 it's being back in high school, coming back from holiday break and forgetting which locker is mine.
January 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Sometimes I miss having cooler, if legitimately scarier nightmares. When I was a little kid I'd have them about being chased by the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Now at 37 it's being back in high school, coming back from holiday break and forgetting which locker is mine.
I've read most of it and at this point still not 100% sure it isn't parody. Is there a section specifically talking about Trump might have difficulty reaching the desk to sign the order into law because of his giant dick?
December 29, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I've read most of it and at this point still not 100% sure it isn't parody. Is there a section specifically talking about Trump might have difficulty reaching the desk to sign the order into law because of his giant dick?
and the R-rated version where they "outsource the paw patrol" for a coup in Nicaragua
December 27, 2024 at 7:50 PM
and the R-rated version where they "outsource the paw patrol" for a coup in Nicaragua