They should make cigarettes for dogs
January 23, 2026 at 6:07 PM
They should make cigarettes for dogs
*John Lennon pulling the chopsticks from under his top lip*
"Haha, guys, I'm not actually the walrus"
"Haha, guys, I'm not actually the walrus"
January 23, 2026 at 2:05 PM
*John Lennon pulling the chopsticks from under his top lip*
"Haha, guys, I'm not actually the walrus"
"Haha, guys, I'm not actually the walrus"
The Vengaboys song Boom Boom Boom Boom (I want you in my room) is about Margaret Thatcher
January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The Vengaboys song Boom Boom Boom Boom (I want you in my room) is about Margaret Thatcher
"Beck" is short for "Uzbekistan"
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
"Beck" is short for "Uzbekistan"
Tshirt that says
DONT FUCK ARTISTS
and on the back it says
FUCK ARTISTS
DONT FUCK ARTISTS
and on the back it says
FUCK ARTISTS
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Tshirt that says
DONT FUCK ARTISTS
and on the back it says
FUCK ARTISTS
DONT FUCK ARTISTS
and on the back it says
FUCK ARTISTS
"Who smelt it dealt it"
A history of coin minting
A history of coin minting
July 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Who smelt it dealt it"
A history of coin minting
A history of coin minting
He's only one line away from being Brendan Eraser
July 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
He's only one line away from being Brendan Eraser
Designers in antiquity: "gotta work the golden ratio into here somehow"
Designers in 21st century: "gotta sneak in as many 420s and 69s as I can"
Designers in 21st century: "gotta sneak in as many 420s and 69s as I can"
July 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Designers in antiquity: "gotta work the golden ratio into here somehow"
Designers in 21st century: "gotta sneak in as many 420s and 69s as I can"
Designers in 21st century: "gotta sneak in as many 420s and 69s as I can"
For a song called "the Safety Dance" the lyrics are pretty abelist
June 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
For a song called "the Safety Dance" the lyrics are pretty abelist
Finally feel brave enough to say it:
They should make a Tales From The Crypt reboot but with shrimp called,
And get this,
Tales From The Shrympt
They should make a Tales From The Crypt reboot but with shrimp called,
And get this,
Tales From The Shrympt
June 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Finally feel brave enough to say it:
They should make a Tales From The Crypt reboot but with shrimp called,
And get this,
Tales From The Shrympt
They should make a Tales From The Crypt reboot but with shrimp called,
And get this,
Tales From The Shrympt
WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH PTEROSAURS
June 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH PTEROSAURS
Making friends with worse people so I can vicariously experience personal growth without having to change myself
June 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Making friends with worse people so I can vicariously experience personal growth without having to change myself
Saturday: 05:01-17:00
Saturnight:17:01-05:00
Saturnight:17:01-05:00
June 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Saturday: 05:01-17:00
Saturnight:17:01-05:00
Saturnight:17:01-05:00
If I was a priest, I'd bless Moly for free
June 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If I was a priest, I'd bless Moly for free
"Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss"
-toll operator under Her Majesty Queen Victoria
-toll operator under Her Majesty Queen Victoria
June 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss"
-toll operator under Her Majesty Queen Victoria
-toll operator under Her Majesty Queen Victoria
They are called "Amtrak Trains" because the trains am on a trak
June 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They are called "Amtrak Trains" because the trains am on a trak
Going to Tractor Supply Co to scratch the itch created by those ZooBooks ads in 1996
June 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Going to Tractor Supply Co to scratch the itch created by those ZooBooks ads in 1996
Dolphin themed gay bar called The Blow Hole
June 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Dolphin themed gay bar called The Blow Hole
Cosmic brownies are great because maybe I did want the satisfying combination of Shitty Fudge and Aquarium Gravel
June 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Cosmic brownies are great because maybe I did want the satisfying combination of Shitty Fudge and Aquarium Gravel
If a company says "we're a family" they're legally obligated to provide endless breadsticks
June 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If a company says "we're a family" they're legally obligated to provide endless breadsticks
"Minigolf" is short for "golf"
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Minigolf" is short for "golf"
"I don't see race"
-blind person at the Olympics
-blind person at the Olympics
May 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"I don't see race"
-blind person at the Olympics
-blind person at the Olympics
Leif Ericsson's little brother, Sony
May 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Leif Ericsson's little brother, Sony