wattznext
@wattznext.bsky.social
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Workin hard to keep that puppy dog energy and glass half-full vibe. Avatar by lebron.studio on IG
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But one of the right's shittiest tactics is to accuse anyone expressing positive values of merely performative virtue signaling. In their vernacular, virtue signaling is always fake
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Do you think TLC would reconsider?
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keithlaw.bsky.social
i’ve been to Phish concerts that didn’t last as long as this game
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kevinhearne.bsky.social
The reclaiming/reframing of frogs as Antifascist after enduring years of the execrable Pepe is glorious and I am here for every scrap of new heroic frog art
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Sounds fun. I've only ever played Tony Hawk games and Olli Olli World when it comes to skateboarding games
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Certainly not in this universe these days, amiright?!?
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Helen Hayes lived her final years right near where I grew up in NY State. She's got a hospital named after her, and there used to be a theatre named after her there, but now it's a grocery store that is not named after her
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Listen, the Mets suck but I got to see the Yankees and Phillies heartbroken on back to back nights, so that's pretty cool
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They didn't want the Phillies game to compete with the Eagles game
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Pleasantly surprised that 2007 sneaker hype is making a comeback
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Mass pronounces it like the word for what the Mets did to the Sox in '86, right😏
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jjjjound 990v3's baby
Brown pants and light olive green sneakers on concrete
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Motherfucker, two studies don't mean shit, correlation doesn't equal causation, and everyone would be better off if you were more like your dad and uncle
acyn.bsky.social
RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol
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Talk to @drewphish.bsky.social, he went through the same thing
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It's a load-bearing "somewhat," alright?
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Sneezing being connected to ovaries is similar to coughing being connected to testicles
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The Sword of Strahmocles
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Somewhat related fun fact: that whole "turn your head and cough while the Dr. gently holds your nuts" thing that men have to do, that's to check for a hernia
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Sprinkle some Lexapro on your depression, for flavor!
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I think that's just a regular chair
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Should non-Jews in Israel have the same rights and protections as Jews? By law, but also from a civil/societal standpoint?
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Does your definition mean "a homeland for ONLY Jews" or "a homeland for Jews AND all others who wish to live there?"
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So I was at an event the other night and they had these chairs, which seem to have a...fart vent. It's a fart vent, right? They made a chair with a vent for your farts. Fuckin A, man
A grey plastic chair with five slats in the bottom right where your butthole goes A grey plastic chair with five slats in the bottom right where your butthole goes, from another angle