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wayneheir.bsky.social
... drawing his sword from the holster.
brucewaynee.bsky.social
Because embarrassing his kids is not only a national pastime but a right as batdad, this is his outfit for the day.
wayneheir.bsky.social
you look like grandfather.

it is not a compliment.
brucewaynee.bsky.social
It is a robe, son.

but now, i have a reputation to keep.

And you just envoked Father rule no. 1
wayneheir.bsky.social
your poor fashion sense.

i have an image to protect.
wayneheir.bsky.social
your poor fashion sense.

i have an image to protect.
brucewaynee.bsky.social
hmm

what prompted this?
wayneheir.bsky.social
father.

i highly suggest you consider changing. or simply stay in today.
wayneheir.bsky.social
he’s not even going to grace them with an answer. instead damian rolls his eyes, crumples up another sheet and chucks that one, too.
wayneheir.bsky.social
it's going to be very out of pocket i am so sorry
wayneheir.bsky.social
‘ it can wait, ’ he agrees, voice soft. eyes shut, dark lashes fanning out against tan skin and damian all but purrs. ‘ i've missed you. ’
morirsenika.bsky.social
trying to hide her smile, hand moving to comb through his hair.

“it can wait huh?”
wayneheir.bsky.social
soft huff; if anything, he burrows closer in to her side, almost obnoxious about it.

‘ uh-huh. book can wait. ’
wayneheir.bsky.social
jay. he ONLY rises to irritate his siblings i fear
wayneheir.bsky.social
be honest tim is the reason you never liked me because i’m arab 🤨
wayneheir.bsky.social
STARES IN 5’4“. daring you to say something.
wayneheir.bsky.social
i've made my point.

vanishing under mysterious circumstances again.
wayneheir.bsky.social
he probably has other bastards out there ...
wayneheir.bsky.social
he also doesn't use protection. as evidenced by myself being here.
wayneheir.bsky.social
okay, good.

he'll figure it out himself when kara comes. i'm not his nanny.
brucewaynee.bsky.social
If you were dating jon then Clark would have a goofy ass grin on his face and used as an excuse to come over frequently. No, all I said was tell him that he's going to be picked up soon.
wayneheir.bsky.social
wait — hold on.

you think i'm dating jon? that's the conclusion you've drawn? can't i have friends?
wayneheir.bsky.social
speechless, by the way. is that a common misconception?
wayneheir.bsky.social
wait — hold on.

you think i'm dating jon? that's the conclusion you've drawn? can't i have friends?
brucewaynee.bsky.social
Because I don't like secrets. And although you won't tell me who this person is I will figure it out. But I do know that someone is currently upstairs in your room. You think I don't get a notification every time someone enters gotham? Let alone my own house?