Never ever ever Trumper
I've lived from Denali to the Gulf of Mexico, now I live mostly in Lutsen MN
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.