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Dawn Treader
@wearedawn.bsky.social
They / She. Two cats and a wife. One turntable. A few microphones. Tons of tape. Medicated for adhd, which sometimes helps.
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Who Dawn?
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh great, i guess I can’t hear Yvette Nicole Brown mentioned casually on a podcast without replying “who me?” out loud to no one but my cat
@bibbymoynihan.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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PLEASE HELP ME SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS

If my small indie record label can fundraise enough for a new printer it will enable me to prop up a handful of local artists!!! I know there’s a million billion better causes in this world, but this art keeps me alive. Help me share it!
Donate to Help us buy a printer!!! (Boring Earth Records), organized by Timothy Kruid
Boring Earth Records is a very small independent music startup supporti… Timothy Kruid needs your support for Help us buy a printer!!! (Boring Earth Records)
www.gofundme.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If no one has said it yet “Face down ass up that’s the way I rest for eternity” is absolutely the tee shirt of the week, courtesy of Hey Randy

@cbbworld.bsky.social @timbaltz.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My most toxic trait is that I genuinely believe that someone’s complex PTSD and childhood trauma will all be immediately and irreversibly cured if you simply kill their dad.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
At the risk of undoing all the coolness I get from it by pointing it out, nothing makes me feel cooler than being the white friend whose non white friends send memes making fun of white people because they know you’ll laugh. The irony is this is the only path to being one of the “not all” whites.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How long before Zohran visits Luigi ? I bet it happens fast.
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
If you go back and re-listen to old CBB you begin to realize @brettmorris.bsky.social has become one of the best improv comedians in the world exclusively by the forces of patience and bullying.
@cbbworld.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Nothing but respect for how fast “Sister Christian” gets to the MOTORIN’ part. Give the people what they want, I say!!!
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
@myqkaplan.bsky.social I like the idea of telling people “be like Micah” m so much that I’ve just started doing it to strangers and when they say they don’t know what I’m talking about acting like they’re in on the bit.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
PLEASE HELP ME SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS

If my small indie record label can fundraise enough for a new printer it will enable me to prop up a handful of local artists!!! I know there’s a million billion better causes in this world, but this art keeps me alive. Help me share it!
Donate to Help us buy a printer!!! (Boring Earth Records), organized by Timothy Kruid
Boring Earth Records is a very small independent music startup supporti… Timothy Kruid needs your support for Help us buy a printer!!! (Boring Earth Records)
www.gofundme.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
October? I hardly November!
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I wanna do a form of musical comedy where I make music that sounds exactly like it could be from the tv show Witcher. I won’t change a single thing and it’ll be hilarious.
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I say we sacrifice JD Vance to the children.
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I just referred to Jay Leno as “the Phantom of the Carpark”
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Scott was trying to say Michael Phelps chunk, but accidentally said “Michael FumpsChelk” which is honestly a great improv character name.

@cbbworld.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m not a nationalist, a patriot or a sports fan of any kind, however after the way trump and his tariffs have impacted my small business / life, very directly, it would be satisfying to see the ONLY Canadian team in the league win the World Series. I even like LA, but honestly fuck the states rn.
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So a bunch of NBA employees have to go work for the MLB for a season now? I’m pretty sure that’s the precedent.
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Dear Bluesky ppl

I am currently fundraising for a new printer to help support my very small indie record label!

I know there are about a million and a half causes of greater importance so no pressure to help out, but pls if you’re intrigued read the caption on the link!!!
Donate to Help us buy a printer!!! (Boring Earth Records), organized by Dawn Treader
Boring Earth Records is a very small independent music startup supporting… Dawn Treader needs your support for Help us buy a printer!!! (Boring Earth Records)
www.gofundme.com
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I think that Markie, Dalton and Mutt should do a watch along of TWO episodes of Bonanza at once!

In one of her earlier appearances on the show she joked that you could watch more than episode at once, dozens even!

Dalton insisted “at most two” - it must be tested

@lilyyily.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The self importance of people sitting on panels discussing creation of community spaces as if each new space doesn’t come with its own board of gatekeepers.
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“Flew the shit plane” is the new “jumped the shark” I will be taking no questions at this time.
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM