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Webthing
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PGH comic, online dip shit
“Everyone’s a critic and most people are DJs”
- The Hold Steady
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Having a weird moment where I’m realizing that Patrick Swayze was older than I am now when he was in Dirty Dancing
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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1) genuine life changing moment of my early 20s was realizing I actually didn't have to do this at all. tell the youths

2) I feel like there's a class discussion to be had around the stakes of this kind of decision though
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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jreen bean
November 26, 2024 at 6:41 AM
In the Wicked cannon do the characters that are also in the Wizard of Oz still sing the songs from the 1939 film but we don’t hear it because it’s happening off screen?
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I haven’t seen Bills this depressing since Belichick attended Jordon’s coed adult cheerleading competition last week.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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category 6 billsing. a canon event. one of those games i will think about on my deathbed
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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RAY DAVIS HOUSE CALL ON HIS 26TH BIRTHDAY
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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the actual reason for this is so that robots can be easily plugged into human roles. the more human-like a robot is, the more readily it can replace a human.
one of the things I really do not understand is why so much of the development of robots seems to be focused on making them bipedal like humans. Why? It's an insane allocation of resources when it would be much easier to give them three or four "legs" or come up with some new system
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s giving Wicked Witch of the West
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Flashing back to when a pro-Trump guy I used to work with said I “wasn’t like the other liberals” because I told him I didn’t like Bill Maher
it’s really funny how Trump thinks your average Democrat actually gives a shit about any of these people or organizations

yes, Trump, I too hate Larry Summers
Trump to ask DOJ to probe Jeffrey Epstein involvement with Clinton, JPMorgan, Summers
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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collective memory is something you have to work at constantly, and the persistent drumbeat of land acknowledgements is an extremely valuable way to produce widespread consciousness of basic material fact of dispossession and genocide
my wokest opinion is that land acknowledgements are fine. people knowing a little bit about the land you're on, even if one isn't invested in a land back project, is not particularly worse than the status quo, even if one comes by this info in a way that is somewhat cringe and forced
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“The usual suspects” have been emailing Epstein for dating tips lmao
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
Force A Referendum On The Epstein Coverup
It divides Republicans much more than "affordability" or any other economic issue.
www.offmessage.net
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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grocery store was giving out samples of milk. in case you didn’t know about it
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Larry you sent 150 emails to a wealthy pedophile for an education you could have gotten for $1.50 in late fees on the RealSocialDynamics YouTube channel
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What does Megyn Kelly think the age of consent is??
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Of course this year of all years is the year my dad turns 67, and of course he just found out about what the kids are saying
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Gave ChatGPT a shot at giving me fantasy football advice. It identified at least a third of the players as being on teams they don’t play for anymore and made up a guy name Boogie Coker.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Last week I freaked out about JT’s buy and ended up doing a trade deal involving JT for Jacobs and now I want to go back in time and kick myself in the nuts
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM