The Fantastic Spider-Man 🏳️🌈 (parody)
@webwarrior.bsky.social
🕸 Only 18+.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
🕸 Muse and mun are 33.
🕸 Maturity not included.
🕸 Dark themes ahead.
🕸 Ships with chemistry.
🕸 #MVRP.
🕸 Was a writer on Twitter.
🕸 Lewd is earned.
🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.
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"Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?"
"Oh, snap. Ms. Watson."
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
"Oh, snap. Ms. Watson."
"Johnny Storm once said I was a chaotic doofus. ...I mean, I can't really disagree."
January 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
"Johnny Storm once said I was a chaotic doofus. ...I mean, I can't really disagree."
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You died alone because you couldn't commit to anyone.
January 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
You died alone because you couldn't commit to anyone.
"Supergirl cooking Egg Boy!"
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"Supergirl cooking Egg Boy!"
"Why is a talking egg harassing Supergirl?"
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
"Why is a talking egg harassing Supergirl?"
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I'm real.. I've just got to be real... I'm alive, aren't I..?
January 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I'm real.. I've just got to be real... I'm alive, aren't I..?
//SPOILERS! I corrected the timeline!
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
//SPOILERS! I corrected the timeline!
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Boop. No more secrets, okay? You have to promise me.
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Boop. No more secrets, okay? You have to promise me.
"HOMELANDER IS A SLOPPY BITCH!"
January 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
"HOMELANDER IS A SLOPPY BITCH!"
"I know how to beat Homelander! My good pal and fellow F4 member Jennifer Walters aka the Stunning She-Hulk! Triple threat! Her beauty, her brawn, and her brains! She can lock him in endless legal stuff and get Starlight out of all that stuff in no time!"
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
"I know how to beat Homelander! My good pal and fellow F4 member Jennifer Walters aka the Stunning She-Hulk! Triple threat! Her beauty, her brawn, and her brains! She can lock him in endless legal stuff and get Starlight out of all that stuff in no time!"
"I mean, I'm being a supportive person and saying it to your face."
“Whoa, wait—… Heartbreaker??”
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"I mean, I'm being a supportive person and saying it to your face."
"Look out, everyone! Hell's number one heartbreaker!"
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
"Look out, everyone! Hell's number one heartbreaker!"
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Mom? Why aren't you mad at me?
January 13, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Mom? Why aren't you mad at me?
"So what do we do?"
"That's Capitalism you're thinking of."
"I think there's something wrong with the world. Something that is working to keep heroes unhappy."
January 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"So what do we do?"
"I think there's something wrong with the world. Something that is working to keep heroes unhappy."
"Listen I love a good conspiracy, the bigger the better."
"It's so much more complicated, Wade. I don't have all the variables yet. But I think there's a larger conspiracy here."
January 12, 2026 at 5:19 PM
"I think there's something wrong with the world. Something that is working to keep heroes unhappy."
"Why are we friends again?"
"Self bigotry is a disgusting thing in the hero community."
"Every person in costume that is being so weird."
January 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"Why are we friends again?"
"It's so much more complicated, Wade. I don't have all the variables yet. But I think there's a larger conspiracy here."
"..........sigh, Okay so who dumped you this time?"
"I just wanna know that I'm not going insane. That I'm not crashing out."
January 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"It's so much more complicated, Wade. I don't have all the variables yet. But I think there's a larger conspiracy here."
"I just wanna know that I'm not going insane. That I'm not crashing out."
"You're really wanting to give Reed pinkeye just cause you didn't want Dr. Pool fishing around in your dumpy?"
"If you can find Reed, go for it."
January 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM
"I just wanna know that I'm not going insane. That I'm not crashing out."
"If you can find Reed, go for it."
Was mid-way through putting a surgical glove over his own costume glove. "Awww c'mon! Fiiine, we'll get Mr. Fantastic to zoom his eye up there, see what's under the hood."
"Do not touch my prostate. But you may be onto something."
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"If you can find Reed, go for it."
"Why are you people like this?"
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
"Why are you people like this?"
"What kind of name is Homelander? So stupid."
January 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
"What kind of name is Homelander? So stupid."
"Do not touch my prostate. But you may be onto something."
"I'm just saying you might be suffering from SHDD, Superhero Depression Disorder. Hmmm, have you had a prostate exam recently, Mr. Midlife Crisis?"
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"Do not touch my prostate. But you may be onto something."
"Where are you heading with this?"
"Are you feeling aimless in these trying times?"
"I don't know, Wade."
January 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
"Where are you heading with this?"
"Yeah. That sounds right. I won't stop helping people or anything. It just might take a while for me to get back to my roots and stuff.
I don't want others to think I'm just a crash out or anything."
I don't want others to think I'm just a crash out or anything."
"He'd tell you you're doing just fine, Spidey. Everyone's got their own web to spin! You'll just burn yourself out if you keep comparing yourself to everyone else.
Trust me. I get it! Y'know how badly I wish I was Steve Rogers? But then I wouldn't be Pete. And that's what counts."
Trust me. I get it! Y'know how badly I wish I was Steve Rogers? But then I wouldn't be Pete. And that's what counts."
"Oh, come on, don't go there. What would he say, black costume me?"
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
"Yeah. That sounds right. I won't stop helping people or anything. It just might take a while for me to get back to my roots and stuff.
I don't want others to think I'm just a crash out or anything."
I don't want others to think I'm just a crash out or anything."