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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

@webwarrior.bsky.social

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🕸 Only 18+. 🕸 Muse and mun are 32. 🕸 Maturity not included. 🕸 Dark themes ahead. 🕸 Ships with chemistry. 🕸 #MVRP. 🕸 Was a writer on Twitter. 🕸 Lewd is earned. 🕸 Totally a big-time superhero.

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · Oct 22

"Why not a guy dressed up as a teddy bear who gives hugs? How about that, huh? Just once, a huggy-bear instead of a big rhino or-or a scorpion?"

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━━ 🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇧🇴🇹🇹🇱🇪🇸 @memoryvials.bsky.social · 22h

I don't know if I can be the person you need, but I can be a person who's here for you.

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𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖 @hellaverse-frames.bsky.social · 1d

Hazbin Hotel | PILOT (S1E0)
Frame: 9625/45740

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

Record skip sound in his head.
"Oh."

Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 1d

"Investigating strings of missing and dead kids."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh, come on. What else do you have going on?"

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh, come on. What else do you have going on?"

Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 1d

"Fat chance."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"I must educate you."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"I must educate you."

Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 1d

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"It was a Ridley Scott masterpiece! It's because of that we have Cyberpunk 2077!"

Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 1d

" . . . . "

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"I was quoting Blade Runner! You know, Roy Batty's monologue at the end?"

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"Greer!"

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"How do people NOT know Blade Runner?!"

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"I was quoting Blade Runner! You know, Roy Batty's monologue at the end?"

Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 1d

"You people? You seem to think you're the only one who's seen things."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 1d

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"Still, I do what everyone should do: My best."

Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 1d

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━━ 🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇧🇴🇹🇹🇱🇪🇸 @memoryvials.bsky.social · 1d

'' You goin' soft on me, Blight? ''
'' In your dreams. ''

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"I am not well."

Eʀɪᴄᴀ 𝕾𝖑𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖊𝖗 @blackmaskhunter.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh my god, same."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"I need a therapist."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"I need a therapist."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"Gwen Stacy was kidnapped by Osborn and he threw her off a bridge. I tried to catch her and... I wanted to kill Norman. I wanted to rip his head off."

The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"...Shut up."

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The Ultimate Spider-Man 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @webwarrior.bsky.social · 1d

"You say that now. It's a different story when he throws your girlfriend off a bridge and you end up accidentally snapping her neck trying to catch her with webs."