wtmh
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Does anyone know the address I'm supposed to send my semen sample to for my Discord age verification?
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Does anyone know the address I'm supposed to send my semen sample to for my Discord age verification?
"What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"
"... That about sums it up for me."
#GroundhogDay
"... That about sums it up for me."
#GroundhogDay
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 PM
"What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?"
"... That about sums it up for me."
#GroundhogDay
"... That about sums it up for me."
#GroundhogDay
I write and speak my dates in ISO 8601 standard and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me.
Happy 2026-01-01.
Happy 2026-01-01.
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I write and speak my dates in ISO 8601 standard and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me.
Happy 2026-01-01.
Happy 2026-01-01.
You're hoping for a New Year.
Unfortunately, you're about to get 2020: Part 6.
Unfortunately, you're about to get 2020: Part 6.
December 31, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You're hoping for a New Year.
Unfortunately, you're about to get 2020: Part 6.
Unfortunately, you're about to get 2020: Part 6.
Oh, yes. This is real darkness. It’s not death, or war, or child molestation. Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart, Harry.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Oh, yes. This is real darkness. It’s not death, or war, or child molestation. Real darkness has love for a face. The first death is in the heart, Harry.
"What's the catch?"
"The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere— Ever."
#bioinformatics
"The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere— Ever."
#bioinformatics
July 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"What's the catch?"
"The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere— Ever."
#bioinformatics
"The catch? The catch is you will sever every human contact. Nobody will ever know you exist anywhere— Ever."
#bioinformatics
"A big problem in the media landscape is that writers are effectively the gatekeepers of creativity– and they are currently *really bad* at creativity."
June 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"A big problem in the media landscape is that writers are effectively the gatekeepers of creativity– and they are currently *really bad* at creativity."
You don't have to be the toughest guy in the room.
You just have to make sure that person is your friend.
You just have to make sure that person is your friend.
May 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You don't have to be the toughest guy in the room.
You just have to make sure that person is your friend.
You just have to make sure that person is your friend.
My hobby is calling up companies who send me mailers, pretending that I'm interested until I can get their personal information, and then picking a fight when I know who and where they are, but they don't know who I am.
A bitch move? Absolutely. But I love it.
Solution: Don't send me junk mail.
A bitch move? Absolutely. But I love it.
Solution: Don't send me junk mail.
April 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
My hobby is calling up companies who send me mailers, pretending that I'm interested until I can get their personal information, and then picking a fight when I know who and where they are, but they don't know who I am.
A bitch move? Absolutely. But I love it.
Solution: Don't send me junk mail.
A bitch move? Absolutely. But I love it.
Solution: Don't send me junk mail.
"Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my master! You are too late to save the child! Now you'll join him– in Hell."
Therapist: "Look, if you want this to go anywhere, you're going to have to at least try to play ball."
Me: "Sorry. Gut reaction. Go on."
#Diablo
Therapist: "Look, if you want this to go anywhere, you're going to have to at least try to play ball."
Me: "Sorry. Gut reaction. Go on."
#Diablo
April 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my master! You are too late to save the child! Now you'll join him– in Hell."
Therapist: "Look, if you want this to go anywhere, you're going to have to at least try to play ball."
Me: "Sorry. Gut reaction. Go on."
#Diablo
Therapist: "Look, if you want this to go anywhere, you're going to have to at least try to play ball."
Me: "Sorry. Gut reaction. Go on."
#Diablo
I'm a card-carrying atheist and even I'm over here thinking: "Talk about possibly the shittiest time to lose a world leader that practiced and preached compassion."
I hope you make it there, guy. o7
#PopeFrancis
I hope you make it there, guy. o7
#PopeFrancis
April 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm a card-carrying atheist and even I'm over here thinking: "Talk about possibly the shittiest time to lose a world leader that practiced and preached compassion."
I hope you make it there, guy. o7
#PopeFrancis
I hope you make it there, guy. o7
#PopeFrancis
I've flown on an airplane. I am not a pilot. I was a passenger.
If someday I happened to fly on a rocket to space? I would not be an astronaut. I would be a passenger.
If someday I happened to fly on a rocket to space? I would not be an astronaut. I would be a passenger.
April 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I've flown on an airplane. I am not a pilot. I was a passenger.
If someday I happened to fly on a rocket to space? I would not be an astronaut. I would be a passenger.
If someday I happened to fly on a rocket to space? I would not be an astronaut. I would be a passenger.
Reposted by wtmh
Correction… You are a soybean farmer who voted to put millions of people’s lives in harms way, including my closest loved ones. It sounds like you don’t deserve your farm or your business if you could be so selfish and reckless.
April 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Correction… You are a soybean farmer who voted to put millions of people’s lives in harms way, including my closest loved ones. It sounds like you don’t deserve your farm or your business if you could be so selfish and reckless.
Ghost 1: "If you don't change your ways, *this* will be you."
Ghost 2, who looks exactly like me: "Oh... God! Oh God!! Okay. Okay! I'm sorry! Stop it! Stop this! End this vision, cruel specter!!"
Ghost 1: "So be it." *poof*
Me: "What the hell? Hey!"
Ghost 2, who looks exactly like me: "Oh... God! Oh God!! Okay. Okay! I'm sorry! Stop it! Stop this! End this vision, cruel specter!!"
Ghost 1: "So be it." *poof*
Me: "What the hell? Hey!"
April 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Ghost 1: "If you don't change your ways, *this* will be you."
Ghost 2, who looks exactly like me: "Oh... God! Oh God!! Okay. Okay! I'm sorry! Stop it! Stop this! End this vision, cruel specter!!"
Ghost 1: "So be it." *poof*
Me: "What the hell? Hey!"
Ghost 2, who looks exactly like me: "Oh... God! Oh God!! Okay. Okay! I'm sorry! Stop it! Stop this! End this vision, cruel specter!!"
Ghost 1: "So be it." *poof*
Me: "What the hell? Hey!"
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know who is supposed to cut me my check for protesting yesterday? I keep hearing again and again that we're getting paid and I'm over here waiting...
April 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know who is supposed to cut me my check for protesting yesterday? I keep hearing again and again that we're getting paid and I'm over here waiting...
Reposted by wtmh
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
April 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.
You're technically not supposed to be up there. But you're so damned cute I can't kick you off it.
#cats #voids #catsofbluesky
#cats #voids #catsofbluesky
April 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You're technically not supposed to be up there. But you're so damned cute I can't kick you off it.
#cats #voids #catsofbluesky
#cats #voids #catsofbluesky
You know you've fucked up when you have China, Japan, and South Korea all in the same room nodding in agreement.
China, Japan, South Korea will jointly respond to US tariffs, Chinese state media says
China, Japan and South Korea agreed to jointly respond to U.S. tariffs, a social media account affiliated with Chinese state broadcaster CCTV said on Monday.
www.reuters.com
March 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You know you've fucked up when you have China, Japan, and South Korea all in the same room nodding in agreement.
I have completely lost the computer to the cat. She's been locked in into YouTube for about 20 minutes.
#cats #voids #catsofbluesky
#cats #voids #catsofbluesky
March 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I have completely lost the computer to the cat. She's been locked in into YouTube for about 20 minutes.
#cats #voids #catsofbluesky
#cats #voids #catsofbluesky
You got "police" see also: Fingermen in masks not willing to ID themselves removing civilians from the street for an op-ed burning the Trump administration.
Here it is. Say it with me folks:
"First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist..."
Here it is. Say it with me folks:
"First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist..."
Surveillance shows Tufts graduate student detained
YouTube video by WCVB Channel 5 Boston
www.youtube.com
March 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
You got "police" see also: Fingermen in masks not willing to ID themselves removing civilians from the street for an op-ed burning the Trump administration.
Here it is. Say it with me folks:
"First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist..."
Here it is. Say it with me folks:
"First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist..."
Genuine ostrich. Three payments.
March 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Genuine ostrich. Three payments.
A woman that stood by your side for over a decade as you dealt with alcoholism, depression, and the immense stress from a job you poured everything into. After years of misery inflicted by your own hand, she finally works up the courage to leave and in your heart of hearts you know it is your fault.
March 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A woman that stood by your side for over a decade as you dealt with alcoholism, depression, and the immense stress from a job you poured everything into. After years of misery inflicted by your own hand, she finally works up the courage to leave and in your heart of hearts you know it is your fault.
Moose got her name for a reason. She bunts heads like a truck, and she adores the snow. (Sorry for the wandering frame. I'm using new video-editing software, and I suck at it.)
#cats #catsofbluesky #voids
#cats #catsofbluesky #voids
March 15, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Moose got her name for a reason. She bunts heads like a truck, and she adores the snow. (Sorry for the wandering frame. I'm using new video-editing software, and I suck at it.)
#cats #catsofbluesky #voids
#cats #catsofbluesky #voids
The smartest people I know say "I don't know." and "I was wrong." more than anyone else.
March 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The smartest people I know say "I don't know." and "I was wrong." more than anyone else.
March 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM