Hedda T Bear
@wellthumbed.bsky.social
Masters student, writer, mother to an unholy trinity of beasties. Above all things I am a lover of stories. Hearing them, watching, reading, creating. Like Crack, They are moreish…especially Good Omens.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wellthumbed/works
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Wellthumbed/works
During nap time I dreamt the HSB brought home a box of kittens, saying he missed having a cat, and he couldn’t pick just one. We are both impulsive little beasties. I told him of the dream. If he brings home a cat I am the maker of my
Own destruction.🤣
Own destruction.🤣
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
During nap time I dreamt the HSB brought home a box of kittens, saying he missed having a cat, and he couldn’t pick just one. We are both impulsive little beasties. I told him of the dream. If he brings home a cat I am the maker of my
Own destruction.🤣
Own destruction.🤣
Name a badass female
Character…
Lyra Belacqua/Silvertongue outsmarted polar bears, sharp wit,
Bold, loyal and brilliant. She literally crossed worlds, and entered the land of the dead to fulfill a promise.
She is my favourite.
Character…
Lyra Belacqua/Silvertongue outsmarted polar bears, sharp wit,
Bold, loyal and brilliant. She literally crossed worlds, and entered the land of the dead to fulfill a promise.
She is my favourite.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Name a badass female
Character…
Lyra Belacqua/Silvertongue outsmarted polar bears, sharp wit,
Bold, loyal and brilliant. She literally crossed worlds, and entered the land of the dead to fulfill a promise.
She is my favourite.
Character…
Lyra Belacqua/Silvertongue outsmarted polar bears, sharp wit,
Bold, loyal and brilliant. She literally crossed worlds, and entered the land of the dead to fulfill a promise.
She is my favourite.
I don’t have a Christmas jumper…well not one that isn’t a sensory nightmare. But I’ve seen this, and I wantnot, and I’m almost 100% certain I’d be sent home to change,
If I wore it to work on Christmas jumper day. Is there an incentive for me not to do it?
If I wore it to work on Christmas jumper day. Is there an incentive for me not to do it?
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I don’t have a Christmas jumper…well not one that isn’t a sensory nightmare. But I’ve seen this, and I wantnot, and I’m almost 100% certain I’d be sent home to change,
If I wore it to work on Christmas jumper day. Is there an incentive for me not to do it?
If I wore it to work on Christmas jumper day. Is there an incentive for me not to do it?
Had a lovely nap…woke up to remember I have work to do…for work! What? Noooo, can’t have work for uni AND work. Bloody rude. Am I gonna work on fanfiction instead? Probably. Bed by 4? Absolutely.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Had a lovely nap…woke up to remember I have work to do…for work! What? Noooo, can’t have work for uni AND work. Bloody rude. Am I gonna work on fanfiction instead? Probably. Bed by 4? Absolutely.
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November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Today is my annual “trying coffee just in case I like it now.” Nope. I do not. Next week will be the bi annual “are olives really that bad?” Bi annual cause you gotta try both colours. Obviously.
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Today is my annual “trying coffee just in case I like it now.” Nope. I do not. Next week will be the bi annual “are olives really that bad?” Bi annual cause you gotta try both colours. Obviously.
I want a hairdressers where I don’t have to look at my own face for a few hours. Where I do t have to try and look everywhere but forward, or catch myself out of the corner of my eye. Put a curtain over that shit. I haven’t myspace posed for this image.
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I want a hairdressers where I don’t have to look at my own face for a few hours. Where I do t have to try and look everywhere but forward, or catch myself out of the corner of my eye. Put a curtain over that shit. I haven’t myspace posed for this image.
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If I was Aziraphale I would have stayed, I'd have gone to Alpha Centauri, I would have kicked Metatron back to Heaven; I wouldn’t have taken a promotion, I wouldn’t have waited so long. I would have given up Heaven long ago...
Yes. And you’d both be dead.
Nobody loves Crowley like Aziraphale does.
Yes. And you’d both be dead.
Nobody loves Crowley like Aziraphale does.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If I was Aziraphale I would have stayed, I'd have gone to Alpha Centauri, I would have kicked Metatron back to Heaven; I wouldn’t have taken a promotion, I wouldn’t have waited so long. I would have given up Heaven long ago...
Yes. And you’d both be dead.
Nobody loves Crowley like Aziraphale does.
Yes. And you’d both be dead.
Nobody loves Crowley like Aziraphale does.
Watching Close Encounters of the third Kind for the first time. Lady. How slow are you? How does your three year old keep getting away from you?
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Watching Close Encounters of the third Kind for the first time. Lady. How slow are you? How does your three year old keep getting away from you?
Middle beastie looking over my shoulder.
“Who’s that mama?”
“Donald trump baby. He’s a wicked man”
“Ohh. When did he die?”
🤣🤣🤣
“Who’s that mama?”
“Donald trump baby. He’s a wicked man”
“Ohh. When did he die?”
🤣🤣🤣
me thirteen minutes after starting a movie at 10:30 pm eastern time
November 8, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Middle beastie looking over my shoulder.
“Who’s that mama?”
“Donald trump baby. He’s a wicked man”
“Ohh. When did he die?”
🤣🤣🤣
“Who’s that mama?”
“Donald trump baby. He’s a wicked man”
“Ohh. When did he die?”
🤣🤣🤣
Feminism, Gender and Violence essay, SUBMITTED! Likely hood I’ve failed? Fair to middling. Number of fucks given at this point? Absolutely none. I am experiencing a drought of fucks.
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Feminism, Gender and Violence essay, SUBMITTED! Likely hood I’ve failed? Fair to middling. Number of fucks given at this point? Absolutely none. I am experiencing a drought of fucks.
Me: essay written. Finally. That’s was frickin awful. Never doing that again.
Brain: have you done your bibliography?
Me: awww fuck
Brain: have you done your bibliography?
Me: awww fuck
November 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Me: essay written. Finally. That’s was frickin awful. Never doing that again.
Brain: have you done your bibliography?
Me: awww fuck
Brain: have you done your bibliography?
Me: awww fuck
That went well. That went really well. Holy shit. Camera down the gullet in December and if that goes well surgery in January…shit shit shit. I’ve only been waiting for this for 5 years (according to them, didn’t realise it was actually that long)
November 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
That went well. That went really well. Holy shit. Camera down the gullet in December and if that goes well surgery in January…shit shit shit. I’ve only been waiting for this for 5 years (according to them, didn’t realise it was actually that long)
Off to see the surgeon. Wish me luck. Or not. It’s cool.
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Off to see the surgeon. Wish me luck. Or not. It’s cool.
Crowley:you gonna be long?
Me: no
C: only I do have, well, had plans
Me: uhu
C: with an Angel I know.
Me: yup, if you could just…🤫
C: did u shush me?
Me: yeah, I summoned you to body double, not talk
C: ohh fuck th…zzzurk
Me: yeah, summoning circle will zap you. 1500 words then u can go Kay?
C: 👍
Me: no
C: only I do have, well, had plans
Me: uhu
C: with an Angel I know.
Me: yup, if you could just…🤫
C: did u shush me?
Me: yeah, I summoned you to body double, not talk
C: ohh fuck th…zzzurk
Me: yeah, summoning circle will zap you. 1500 words then u can go Kay?
C: 👍
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Crowley:you gonna be long?
Me: no
C: only I do have, well, had plans
Me: uhu
C: with an Angel I know.
Me: yup, if you could just…🤫
C: did u shush me?
Me: yeah, I summoned you to body double, not talk
C: ohh fuck th…zzzurk
Me: yeah, summoning circle will zap you. 1500 words then u can go Kay?
C: 👍
Me: no
C: only I do have, well, had plans
Me: uhu
C: with an Angel I know.
Me: yup, if you could just…🤫
C: did u shush me?
Me: yeah, I summoned you to body double, not talk
C: ohh fuck th…zzzurk
Me: yeah, summoning circle will zap you. 1500 words then u can go Kay?
C: 👍
The most messed up
Story ideas come at the worst, most inappropriate times.
Me:Holy shit that is an amazing question brain.Would a tiny man made of marzipane spaff butter cream, or royal icing?
Brain: you’re welcome. Write it down, don’t forget.
HSB: for god sake we are at a christening!
Story ideas come at the worst, most inappropriate times.
Me:Holy shit that is an amazing question brain.Would a tiny man made of marzipane spaff butter cream, or royal icing?
Brain: you’re welcome. Write it down, don’t forget.
HSB: for god sake we are at a christening!
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The most messed up
Story ideas come at the worst, most inappropriate times.
Me:Holy shit that is an amazing question brain.Would a tiny man made of marzipane spaff butter cream, or royal icing?
Brain: you’re welcome. Write it down, don’t forget.
HSB: for god sake we are at a christening!
Story ideas come at the worst, most inappropriate times.
Me:Holy shit that is an amazing question brain.Would a tiny man made of marzipane spaff butter cream, or royal icing?
Brain: you’re welcome. Write it down, don’t forget.
HSB: for god sake we are at a christening!
Is literary 2025 trying to make up for how disappointing the rest of 2025 has been? So many good books!
Two hours and fifteen minutes until the cover reveal for the the new CHAOS WALKING novel! Yep, that's what I said.
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Is literary 2025 trying to make up for how disappointing the rest of 2025 has been? So many good books!
Kid came up to my desk and proceeded to empty 13 ducks out of her bag. Just to show me. Then packed them back up and left. What kind of reputation have I built for myself?
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Kid came up to my desk and proceeded to empty 13 ducks out of her bag. Just to show me. Then packed them back up and left. What kind of reputation have I built for myself?
Midi beastie: I’m going upstairs
Me: cool, why, you going to bed?
Midi: no, I need a number 4.
Me: cool, cool, on you go…wait a minute…what’s a number 4, and Why are they laughing?
Hobbles up the stairs two at a time.
Me: cool, why, you going to bed?
Midi: no, I need a number 4.
Me: cool, cool, on you go…wait a minute…what’s a number 4, and Why are they laughing?
Hobbles up the stairs two at a time.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Midi beastie: I’m going upstairs
Me: cool, why, you going to bed?
Midi: no, I need a number 4.
Me: cool, cool, on you go…wait a minute…what’s a number 4, and Why are they laughing?
Hobbles up the stairs two at a time.
Me: cool, why, you going to bed?
Midi: no, I need a number 4.
Me: cool, cool, on you go…wait a minute…what’s a number 4, and Why are they laughing?
Hobbles up the stairs two at a time.
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF
Don’t throw your laptop at the wall. You’ll still have the work to do, no means of doing it, and a sizeable hole in a wall.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Don’t throw your laptop at the wall. You’ll still have the work to do, no means of doing it, and a sizeable hole in a wall.
I’m a lazy bitch. I should get up. Smallest beastie appears “ hey Mama, wanna share a blanket?” I no longer have reasons to get up. Under blanket we discovered both the blanket AND his jammies glow in the dark. Perfect.
November 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I’m a lazy bitch. I should get up. Smallest beastie appears “ hey Mama, wanna share a blanket?” I no longer have reasons to get up. Under blanket we discovered both the blanket AND his jammies glow in the dark. Perfect.
Hello, pocket peoples. I have an essay due on Tuesday. It’s an essay I don’t want to do, but it’s a compulsory elective. I don’t wanna, but I gotta. Could you, if you’ve a moment over the weekend, gently bully me into writing my assignment? I have the sources. I have the means. But not the will.
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hello, pocket peoples. I have an essay due on Tuesday. It’s an essay I don’t want to do, but it’s a compulsory elective. I don’t wanna, but I gotta. Could you, if you’ve a moment over the weekend, gently bully me into writing my assignment? I have the sources. I have the means. But not the will.
My kids didn’t get enough sweeties this year for me to be able to steal treats from their bags without getting busted.
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My kids didn’t get enough sweeties this year for me to be able to steal treats from their bags without getting busted.