Hedda T Bear
@wellthumbed.bsky.social
Masters student, writer, mother to an unholy trinity of beasties. Above all things I am a lover of stories. Hearing them, watching, reading, creating. Like Crack, They are moreish…especially Good Omens.
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just finished sorting out my graphic novels. Theyre beautiful. HSB has gone to bed because Aparantly I’m stupidly happy just putting books on shelves, and I absolutely am. Just look! Ignore the messy ones, they’re next to be sorted. Being a librarian would b perfect if nobody touched the books.
February 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
just finished sorting out my graphic novels. Theyre beautiful. HSB has gone to bed because Aparantly I’m stupidly happy just putting books on shelves, and I absolutely am. Just look! Ignore the messy ones, they’re next to be sorted. Being a librarian would b perfect if nobody touched the books.
Found my blood sugar monitor! Wooo! I should have probably not put it in storage for 5 months, but there were other exciting things I found in the storage boxes. I havnt gone into a coma though, so that’s good. Hurray for not dying, boo to being far to oblivious to my own health.
February 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Found my blood sugar monitor! Wooo! I should have probably not put it in storage for 5 months, but there were other exciting things I found in the storage boxes. I havnt gone into a coma though, so that’s good. Hurray for not dying, boo to being far to oblivious to my own health.
It is a sad time indeed when you need to make an alarm for
Yourself that looks like this
Yourself that looks like this
February 18, 2026 at 10:32 AM
It is a sad time indeed when you need to make an alarm for
Yourself that looks like this
Yourself that looks like this
Unpacking book boxes, and reacquainted myself with a dear friend. 40 years she’s been my buddy, and dear god don’t touch her she might disintegrate! A vampire caught in a sunbeam has more structural integrity!
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Unpacking book boxes, and reacquainted myself with a dear friend. 40 years she’s been my buddy, and dear god don’t touch her she might disintegrate! A vampire caught in a sunbeam has more structural integrity!
Stupid scarf, getting caught in my jewellery all day, a single strand of thread should not be strong enough to break an earring!😫
February 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Stupid scarf, getting caught in my jewellery all day, a single strand of thread should not be strong enough to break an earring!😫
In a bus. Don’t know if it’s the right bus, but it is a bus. An unheated bus. Ma poor titties be frostbitten. The nips have retracted, seeking core heat and no amount of cajoling will bring them out. Do you know what will Make this situation better? Cher. Aww, nobody else wants bus Kareoke. Booo
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 AM
In a bus. Don’t know if it’s the right bus, but it is a bus. An unheated bus. Ma poor titties be frostbitten. The nips have retracted, seeking core heat and no amount of cajoling will bring them out. Do you know what will Make this situation better? Cher. Aww, nobody else wants bus Kareoke. Booo
Don’t mind me. I’m just sitting in my car waiting for the INSIDE of it to defrost. I’m not late, noooo, of course not. That’s not my actual legacy, engraved for eternity. “Hedda, was, in fact, late for her own funeral”
February 17, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Don’t mind me. I’m just sitting in my car waiting for the INSIDE of it to defrost. I’m not late, noooo, of course not. That’s not my actual legacy, engraved for eternity. “Hedda, was, in fact, late for her own funeral”
Never read any Danielle Steele (is that how you spell it? I dunno) books. If I was gonna do it, which one should I start with?
February 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Never read any Danielle Steele (is that how you spell it? I dunno) books. If I was gonna do it, which one should I start with?
While I am more an autumn and winter person, I am looking forward to spring and the sun telling me it’s time to go to bed, and not me glancing at my phone and shrieking “ohh fuck” when I realise it’s 5am and I’m gonna have at least 2 little beastie screeching at me.
February 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
While I am more an autumn and winter person, I am looking forward to spring and the sun telling me it’s time to go to bed, and not me glancing at my phone and shrieking “ohh fuck” when I realise it’s 5am and I’m gonna have at least 2 little beastie screeching at me.
What’s that Hedda? Actually updated a fic? Go you, well done. Get yourself a treat. The peen tree is ever waiting, don’t worry, she’s on the periphery, watching and hungry for those who deserve to be in her boughs, but for now there are these idiots to follow. archiveofourown.org/works/621948...
A Spirited Touch - Chapter 6 - Wellthumbed - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
What’s that Hedda? Actually updated a fic? Go you, well done. Get yourself a treat. The peen tree is ever waiting, don’t worry, she’s on the periphery, watching and hungry for those who deserve to be in her boughs, but for now there are these idiots to follow. archiveofourown.org/works/621948...
If you see this, post with a character whose name starts with “L”.
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
If you see this, post with a character whose name starts with “L”.
Brain: HEDDA! EDITS!
Me: (launches phone across the room) I’m doing them!what was I editing?
Brain: so help me I’ll make forget your passwords if you don’t get your shit together.
Me:I do that on my own anyway, you can’t hurt me.
Brain: cancel prime on May 12th?
Me: you wouldn’t dare
Brain: try me
Me: (launches phone across the room) I’m doing them!what was I editing?
Brain: so help me I’ll make forget your passwords if you don’t get your shit together.
Me:I do that on my own anyway, you can’t hurt me.
Brain: cancel prime on May 12th?
Me: you wouldn’t dare
Brain: try me
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Brain: HEDDA! EDITS!
Me: (launches phone across the room) I’m doing them!what was I editing?
Brain: so help me I’ll make forget your passwords if you don’t get your shit together.
Me:I do that on my own anyway, you can’t hurt me.
Brain: cancel prime on May 12th?
Me: you wouldn’t dare
Brain: try me
Me: (launches phone across the room) I’m doing them!what was I editing?
Brain: so help me I’ll make forget your passwords if you don’t get your shit together.
Me:I do that on my own anyway, you can’t hurt me.
Brain: cancel prime on May 12th?
Me: you wouldn’t dare
Brain: try me
So hedda you started painting again. What are you painting? Titties. Mostly titties…and ducks…but mainly titties.
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 PM
So hedda you started painting again. What are you painting? Titties. Mostly titties…and ducks…but mainly titties.
Good times. Now to await my chariot.
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Good times. Now to await my chariot.
Man on train: do
You have a smoothy maker?
Other man: no
Man: ohh you must, you absolutely
Must.
Hey boys I’m trying to watch heated rivalry edits. If you could take your healthy eating chat elsewhere that’d be marvellous. Smoothie is not what I thirst for!
You have a smoothy maker?
Other man: no
Man: ohh you must, you absolutely
Must.
Hey boys I’m trying to watch heated rivalry edits. If you could take your healthy eating chat elsewhere that’d be marvellous. Smoothie is not what I thirst for!
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Man on train: do
You have a smoothy maker?
Other man: no
Man: ohh you must, you absolutely
Must.
Hey boys I’m trying to watch heated rivalry edits. If you could take your healthy eating chat elsewhere that’d be marvellous. Smoothie is not what I thirst for!
You have a smoothy maker?
Other man: no
Man: ohh you must, you absolutely
Must.
Hey boys I’m trying to watch heated rivalry edits. If you could take your healthy eating chat elsewhere that’d be marvellous. Smoothie is not what I thirst for!
Havnt used the bag I’ve got with me for a while, and look what I found in the front pocket🤣 @texacilian.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Havnt used the bag I’ve got with me for a while, and look what I found in the front pocket🤣 @texacilian.bsky.social
And there’s a beautiful train witch sitting across from me on the train! Today is a good day. Need to calm down so I don’t spaff the metaphorical bed before I make it to Edinburgh.
February 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
And there’s a beautiful train witch sitting across from me on the train! Today is a good day. Need to calm down so I don’t spaff the metaphorical bed before I make it to Edinburgh.
It would be rude to scream “ fucking GO!” At the bus driver wouldn’t it? Like, it won’t get me to Dita Von Teese any faster, but it will make me feel better.
February 13, 2026 at 5:10 PM
It would be rude to scream “ fucking GO!” At the bus driver wouldn’t it? Like, it won’t get me to Dita Von Teese any faster, but it will make me feel better.
Had to put it on the calender so nobody gets any bright ideas like, I dunno, booking my surgery, or making me go to work…cause that’s not happening.
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Had to put it on the calender so nobody gets any bright ideas like, I dunno, booking my surgery, or making me go to work…cause that’s not happening.
Reposted by Hedda T Bear
“I can put overhead lighting on the shelves to illuminate the books for you” aww for god sake. Where’s the wet floor sign?
February 13, 2026 at 12:04 PM
“I can put overhead lighting on the shelves to illuminate the books for you” aww for god sake. Where’s the wet floor sign?
Treasure day! I love surprise treasure day!
February 12, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Treasure day! I love surprise treasure day!
I had a thought. Then somebody spoke to me, and the thought went away. I’m gonna be chasing it all day.
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I had a thought. Then somebody spoke to me, and the thought went away. I’m gonna be chasing it all day.
There is a perverse delight in giving someone a book you know will absolutely break them and have them sobbing. Get tissues girly cause your mascara is gonna fuck up your tan immenantly.
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
There is a perverse delight in giving someone a book you know will absolutely break them and have them sobbing. Get tissues girly cause your mascara is gonna fuck up your tan immenantly.
Library shopping list:
Glue sticks
White tac
Book marks
Stickers
Replacement copies of Warrior Cats vol 1 & 2
Library wish lists:
Lances (for chair jousting, obviously)
Grimoire (for summoning)
Chalk (see grimoire)
Blood of innocents (none to be found here)
Glue sticks
White tac
Book marks
Stickers
Replacement copies of Warrior Cats vol 1 & 2
Library wish lists:
Lances (for chair jousting, obviously)
Grimoire (for summoning)
Chalk (see grimoire)
Blood of innocents (none to be found here)
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Library shopping list:
Glue sticks
White tac
Book marks
Stickers
Replacement copies of Warrior Cats vol 1 & 2
Library wish lists:
Lances (for chair jousting, obviously)
Grimoire (for summoning)
Chalk (see grimoire)
Blood of innocents (none to be found here)
Glue sticks
White tac
Book marks
Stickers
Replacement copies of Warrior Cats vol 1 & 2
Library wish lists:
Lances (for chair jousting, obviously)
Grimoire (for summoning)
Chalk (see grimoire)
Blood of innocents (none to be found here)