Mark Wentlandt
@wentlandt.bsky.social
Don't like oligarchs and psychopaths. Or Florida. You see where this is going.
What accountability exists for this century's greatest fraud?
DOGE has been a FLOP, now disbanded 8 months early. Greatly exaggerating their "success" Trump and Musk lied to the taxpayers, never delivering a cent back to them. The real impact: slashing research, endangering public health, removing competent public servants, & creating chaos.
DOGE Disbanded: Elon Musk’s Cost-Cutting Project Quietly Ended
Musk said the initiative would save at least $1 trillion. But its website claims to have reached only $214 billion.
time.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What accountability exists for this century's greatest fraud?
It feels like DOJ and DOD should be more concerned about illegal orders than warning people about following illegal orders. I'm no law talking guy, but this seems pretty cut-and-dry.
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It feels like DOJ and DOD should be more concerned about illegal orders than warning people about following illegal orders. I'm no law talking guy, but this seems pretty cut-and-dry.
You thought it was him at first too, right? Especially after reading the headline?
Suspect in Southwest Side kitten killing case had previous arrest for harming person, records show
A man accused of strangling and killing a kitten at a Southwest Side apartment complex earlier this month had a previous arrest for harming a person.
www.ksat.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You thought it was him at first too, right? Especially after reading the headline?
Imagine sitting around the story desk batting around what to run when some fetus suggests a trend that guys are wearing sweaters in fall.
And then the editor: Yes. Do that.
And then the editor: Yes. Do that.
“We don’t do Nike Tech; we don’t do coffee; it’s straight quarter zips and matchas around here.” That's how one 21-year-old explained his break from Nike sweatsuits and turn toward one of the stodgiest garments in the Western wardrobe.
Why Are Young Men Embracing the Quarter-Zip Lifestyle?
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Imagine sitting around the story desk batting around what to run when some fetus suggests a trend that guys are wearing sweaters in fall.
And then the editor: Yes. Do that.
And then the editor: Yes. Do that.
Breaking: It's too fucking hot for November
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Breaking: It's too fucking hot for November
Geno Smith is shit.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Geno Smith is shit.
My daughter unlocked my iphone with face id and now she needs therapy
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My daughter unlocked my iphone with face id and now she needs therapy
It's good to know that Landon Thomas will live on forever as a euphemism for an utterly corruptible prick absent any moral fiber whatsoever.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It's good to know that Landon Thomas will live on forever as a euphemism for an utterly corruptible prick absent any moral fiber whatsoever.
I'm certain the Stockholm syndrome shared among Trump's top cronies is giving way to tantalizing levels of euphoria with today's email trove. But then they realize as soon as he falls they're all going to jail for the rest of their misguided lives and have to get back to gratuitous ass-kissing.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm certain the Stockholm syndrome shared among Trump's top cronies is giving way to tantalizing levels of euphoria with today's email trove. But then they realize as soon as he falls they're all going to jail for the rest of their misguided lives and have to get back to gratuitous ass-kissing.
Karoline Leavitt is scouring Indeed like Trump at a teenage beauty pageant tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Karoline Leavitt is scouring Indeed like Trump at a teenage beauty pageant tonight.
Gonna need a bigger swamp.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Gonna need a bigger swamp.
For the next 6-7 hours there will be images of me appearing to close my eyes.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
For the next 6-7 hours there will be images of me appearing to close my eyes.
Mike Johnson 50 years from now.
North Korea says its longtime ceremonial head of state Kim Yong Nam has died. The Korean Central News Agency said Tuesday Kim Yong Nam, former president of the Presidium of North Korea’s rubber-stamp Supreme People’s Assembly, had died on Monday at the age of 97.
North Korea says its longtime ceremonial head of state Kim Yong Nam has died
North Korea says its longtime ceremonial head of state Kim Yong Nam has died. The Korean Central News Agency said Tuesday Kim Yong Nam, former president of the Presidium of North Korea’s rubber-stamp Supreme People’s Assembly, had died on Monday at the age of 97.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mike Johnson 50 years from now.
Weird. It's like all the shit they said the democrats would do, they're doing. And fucking radio silence from all the assholes who screamed the loudest.
NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.
She was later released with NO CHARGE.
A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.
You decide…
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Weird. It's like all the shit they said the democrats would do, they're doing. And fucking radio silence from all the assholes who screamed the loudest.
It's no longer a matter of the bar being low, it's that the bar no longer exists.
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It's no longer a matter of the bar being low, it's that the bar no longer exists.
This looks like something either a stupid person or AI would come up with when prompted to "design a very classy bathroom."
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This looks like something either a stupid person or AI would come up with when prompted to "design a very classy bathroom."
At least I'll be able to tell time in style as we ooze along this dumb timeline.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
At least I'll be able to tell time in style as we ooze along this dumb timeline.
Pretty fuckin' incredible that this timeline wakes up every morning with exciting new ways to get grosser and grosser.
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pretty fuckin' incredible that this timeline wakes up every morning with exciting new ways to get grosser and grosser.
This looks like I something I drew as a child. Poorly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This looks like I something I drew as a child. Poorly.
I would really like to see a member of the press stand up and ask Mike Johnson directly, "What the fuck exactly is wrong with you?"
It's pointless asking that cabbage a real question as he's guaranteed to feign not know anything about whatever is being asked, so fuck it. Just ask what we all want.
It's pointless asking that cabbage a real question as he's guaranteed to feign not know anything about whatever is being asked, so fuck it. Just ask what we all want.
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I would really like to see a member of the press stand up and ask Mike Johnson directly, "What the fuck exactly is wrong with you?"
It's pointless asking that cabbage a real question as he's guaranteed to feign not know anything about whatever is being asked, so fuck it. Just ask what we all want.
It's pointless asking that cabbage a real question as he's guaranteed to feign not know anything about whatever is being asked, so fuck it. Just ask what we all want.
This demented fuck took a cognitive exam 6mo ago. You don't repeat them every six months unless you're competing with a donkey for "who can pick the camel first?"
Trump: "I took my cognitive exam as part of my physical exam, and I got the highest mark, and one of the doctors said, 'Sir, I've never seen anybody get that kind of -- that was the highest mark.'"
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This demented fuck took a cognitive exam 6mo ago. You don't repeat them every six months unless you're competing with a donkey for "who can pick the camel first?"
Can't wait for CBS' new show Miami ICE.
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Can't wait for CBS' new show Miami ICE.
Dickerson's departure from CBS is the canary in the coalmine and should be viewed with alarm. A genuinely decent person widely respected cut bait on the Weiss shitshow.
October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dickerson's departure from CBS is the canary in the coalmine and should be viewed with alarm. A genuinely decent person widely respected cut bait on the Weiss shitshow.
Tony Romo's voice hits the same as a bulldog eating a bowl of mayonnaise.
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Tony Romo's voice hits the same as a bulldog eating a bowl of mayonnaise.
Jimmy Fallon is Vichy Steve Urkel.
October 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jimmy Fallon is Vichy Steve Urkel.