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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 1d

I drew another creepy internet comment.

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 2d

Finally gave #AI a chance but it let me down #comedy #satire #tech #marketing

Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 2d

She looks so grown up now! Can’t believe how long we’ve had to wait for a new season of #StrangerThings.

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 3d

When the tongue has emerged, Harv has hit the deepest level of chill. #dogs

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 4d

My greatest Halloween costume. #TheOnion #AutumnMan

Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes I illustrate weird comments strangers leave on social media #art #men #creepy

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you. It has been v tough.

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 7d

One of the most touching AI commercials I’ve seen #apps #minions #funny

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 7d

Let’s make up lyrics. I’ll start: “it’s like, good gracious, flash is bodacious”

Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 7d

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there’s a menopause-themed Weight Watchers commercial that features Nelly’s “Hot In Here” instrumental.

Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 7d

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but there’s a menopause-themed Weight Watchers commercial that features Nelly’s “Hot In Here” instrumental.

Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 7d

ROB was scary in Twin Peaks

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 7d

Or someone doing a Wii-era Mii version of Brad.

Judge You Harshly 🦋✌️🤟🖖 @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 12d

Glen Powell is just Brad Pitt if the lowest bidder got the project

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 7d

“How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains.” - Kid Rock

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 11d

Glenn Powell looks like someone figured out how to Photoshop real life.

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Internet Archive @archive.org · 12d

🛒 Fall fashions & car batteries: #autumn, Kmart style, 1989. 🍂

Thanks to a forward-thinking staffer, this & many other in-store audio tapes were saved from the dustbin—now preserved at the #InternetArchive.

🎧 Hear the full tape ⤵️
archive.org/details/Kmar...

#preservation #1980s

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 12d

After my divorce, when the doctor’s office asked me for an emergency contact, I said I had no one. Later I noticed “One, No” listed in that box on Mychart. It made me laugh and then kinda sad.

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 12d

I think it is ZZ Bottom.

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 12d

Hey all, I know I have a small audience on here but I wanna let you know I’ve been working on other art projects, one of which is the Larsonification of Magic the Gathering. Here are some basic lands I threw together

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 12d

Just placed an order for a gyro & fries. After I told the register lady what I wanted, she asked me for a “good name for my order.” Personally I thought “gyro & fries” was good enough.