WestStandTone
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Arsenal season ticket holder, give or take the odd tour of duty, since 1977. A bit of a sweary fucker.
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Let’s get this straight: None of these schmucks working for PGMOL are earning six figures in a normal job.

They should pipe down and concentrate on improving themselves instead of wasting time getting themselves on TV to chase TV money.
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Daughter has been Cecchetti trained and examined up until this year, which is A Level year.

Can’t exaggerate the posture, poise and strength that it has given her as a young woman. People often remark on how gracefully she does everything.

It does cost a fortune though.
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OK, you can sub off our lads now.
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My mate will be at the top in 450 years at 12,700 on the list.
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It’s hardly moved since Covid, when the let quite a few take options.

Up 28 places for my mate this season, first time in ages he’s moved up the list.

You need another global pandemic.
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Should be very close to the top in about 10 years.
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Rice and Saka starting a friendly for England.

Wonder what Tuchel is going to learn about them tonight.

The lanky fucker.
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Went for Greek food with a couple of mates tonight.

Oosh.
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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I think we’ve a great chance of winning the PL because we’ve now assembled an outstanding group of players & have an outstanding manager but the idea that it’s our title to lose or that Arsenal have ‘no excuses’ if they don’t win it is a bullshit media driven narrative.

Don’t believe the hype.
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Chelsea

Last team to win PL outside of Man City & Liverpool.

Current conference & ‘world’ champions who’ve also won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.

Have the most expensively assembled squad in the world with average fee per player £12.5m more than ours.

No excuses for Arsenal.
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Liverpool

Won the other 2 of last 8 PL’s.

Have last seasons top scorer & signed 2nd top for a record transfer fee, worlds best CB & GK.

Are the current champions & have won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.

Average fee per player £7.9m more than Arsenal’s.

No excuses for Arsenal.
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Man City

Won 6 of the last 8 PL’s.

Have the worlds best manager, most prolific striker, best DM & now best GK.

Have the 2nd most expensively assembled squad (because Chelsea 🙄).

Average fee per player is £18.5m more than Arsenal’s.

No excuses for Arsenal.
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Darren England steadfastly didn’t book Haaland for jumping into the crowd, nor has he booked any of the nasty challenges that City players have been making.

He did book Schade for making a yellow card gesture tho.

I wonder why.
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City will rack them up this afternoon.
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Have you been to Brentford?
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I wonder if they searched Micah Richards’ wallet on the way into Brentford.

Might’ve taken them a while.
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Happy Invincibles Day.
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Accept no substitute.