WestStandTone
@weststandtone.com
Arsenal season ticket holder, give or take the odd tour of duty, since 1977. A bit of a sweary fucker.
Dave would’ve turned 69 today.
I still miss his friendly guidance to opposition players.
I still miss his friendly guidance to opposition players.
January 11, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Dave would’ve turned 69 today.
I still miss his friendly guidance to opposition players.
I still miss his friendly guidance to opposition players.
Shea Given saying that a manager has had an absolute holocaust on Final Score.
Not sure that the comparison stands up to scrutiny.
Not sure that the comparison stands up to scrutiny.
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Shea Given saying that a manager has had an absolute holocaust on Final Score.
Not sure that the comparison stands up to scrutiny.
Not sure that the comparison stands up to scrutiny.
We should’ve gone back for Watkins, or picked up Calvert-Lewin on a free.
We’ve bought a massive paperweight for opposition centre halves.
We’ve bought a massive paperweight for opposition centre halves.
January 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
We should’ve gone back for Watkins, or picked up Calvert-Lewin on a free.
We’ve bought a massive paperweight for opposition centre halves.
We’ve bought a massive paperweight for opposition centre halves.
What a pudding of a performance.
I love this team, but I’m not sure how we are meant to trust them.
Tonight was, essentially, a free hit and we couldn’t muster a swing at it.
The pressure is yet to come.
I love this team, but I’m not sure how we are meant to trust them.
Tonight was, essentially, a free hit and we couldn’t muster a swing at it.
The pressure is yet to come.
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
What a pudding of a performance.
I love this team, but I’m not sure how we are meant to trust them.
Tonight was, essentially, a free hit and we couldn’t muster a swing at it.
The pressure is yet to come.
I love this team, but I’m not sure how we are meant to trust them.
Tonight was, essentially, a free hit and we couldn’t muster a swing at it.
The pressure is yet to come.
I want a patient first half and a murderous second half tonight.
A clean sheet is essential IMO.
A clean sheet is essential IMO.
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I want a patient first half and a murderous second half tonight.
A clean sheet is essential IMO.
A clean sheet is essential IMO.
We’ve had a player get a driving ban.
We are definitely back, baby.
We are definitely back, baby.
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
We’ve had a player get a driving ban.
We are definitely back, baby.
We are definitely back, baby.
Busy day.
Sat down for 10 minutes and remembered that we have a huge game tonight.
I’m sure that we will all be up for it.
Whatever the weather etc.
Sat down for 10 minutes and remembered that we have a huge game tonight.
I’m sure that we will all be up for it.
Whatever the weather etc.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Busy day.
Sat down for 10 minutes and remembered that we have a huge game tonight.
I’m sure that we will all be up for it.
Whatever the weather etc.
Sat down for 10 minutes and remembered that we have a huge game tonight.
I’m sure that we will all be up for it.
Whatever the weather etc.
Well, well, well.
Must.
Win.
Must.
Win.
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Well, well, well.
Must.
Win.
Must.
Win.
Reposted by WestStandTone
I see that West Ham are continuing to have outgrown Declan Rice.
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I see that West Ham are continuing to have outgrown Declan Rice.
-5°C on the way into the office this morning.
It’s definitely winter.
It’s definitely winter.
January 6, 2026 at 5:22 AM
-5°C on the way into the office this morning.
It’s definitely winter.
It’s definitely winter.
Sounds like that wonky-lipped prick, Ferdinand, needs another drug test.
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Sounds like that wonky-lipped prick, Ferdinand, needs another drug test.
What a pair to start the year.
Nice to see that we’ve made Raya 6’6” now too, he’ll be 7’2” by the time we play Unai Emery again.
Nice to see that we’ve made Raya 6’6” now too, he’ll be 7’2” by the time we play Unai Emery again.
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
What a pair to start the year.
Nice to see that we’ve made Raya 6’6” now too, he’ll be 7’2” by the time we play Unai Emery again.
Nice to see that we’ve made Raya 6’6” now too, he’ll be 7’2” by the time we play Unai Emery again.
Chilly in the office this morning.
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Chilly in the office this morning.
Back to the office after two weeks.
Daughter has drawn me a cat in a sweater to soften the blow.
Daughter has drawn me a cat in a sweater to soften the blow.
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Back to the office after two weeks.
Daughter has drawn me a cat in a sweater to soften the blow.
Daughter has drawn me a cat in a sweater to soften the blow.
All focus on Thursday now.
It’s a must win game.
They all are.
It’s a must win game.
They all are.
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
All focus on Thursday now.
It’s a must win game.
They all are.
It’s a must win game.
They all are.
Exactly who is bottling what now?
January 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Exactly who is bottling what now?
Well, now, that’s funny.
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Well, now, that’s funny.
I see that West Ham are continuing to have outgrown Declan Rice.
January 3, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I see that West Ham are continuing to have outgrown Declan Rice.
Home in time for a tiny rewind of MotD to catch our game.
Result.
Also; result.
Result.
Also; result.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Home in time for a tiny rewind of MotD to catch our game.
Result.
Also; result.
Result.
Also; result.
Kavanagh is such a cunt of a ref.
The same geezer that sent Rice off for being booted last season putting in that kind of performance against us.
Bent.
The same geezer that sent Rice off for being booted last season putting in that kind of performance against us.
Bent.
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Kavanagh is such a cunt of a ref.
The same geezer that sent Rice off for being booted last season putting in that kind of performance against us.
Bent.
The same geezer that sent Rice off for being booted last season putting in that kind of performance against us.
Bent.
Row A massive.
Declan Rice, in red and white, I like it.
Declan Rice, in red and white, I like it.
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Row A massive.
Declan Rice, in red and white, I like it.
Declan Rice, in red and white, I like it.
Trying to find me warm hat for the game tomorrow, it’s gonna be chilly as.
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Trying to find me warm hat for the game tomorrow, it’s gonna be chilly as.
Sunderland nick a point off City too.
Excellent.
Excellent.
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Sunderland nick a point off City too.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Exactly one year apart, whilst daughter is revising.
He’s put on some Jurrien.
He’s put on some Jurrien.
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Exactly one year apart, whilst daughter is revising.
He’s put on some Jurrien.
He’s put on some Jurrien.