Eric Westermeyer
@westy9.bsky.social
I used to be called “Black Beard” but my genes decided to change that.
Desserts have been made. Now to have a Diet Coke, a cookie and wait for the gooble gobble.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Desserts have been made. Now to have a Diet Coke, a cookie and wait for the gooble gobble.
Busta Rhymes and TMNT are a perfect combo. Every turtle would love different eras of Busta.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Busta Rhymes and TMNT are a perfect combo. Every turtle would love different eras of Busta.
You can fit 85 black beard in that balloon? Well don’t do that! That’s just irresponsible! THAT’S TOO MANY BEARS!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You can fit 85 black beard in that balloon? Well don’t do that! That’s just irresponsible! THAT’S TOO MANY BEARS!!!
I’m trying not to nitpick but I spent years working in radio and everything Robin is doing is driving me nuts. Also that station layout is nonsense. You can’t have all those receivers and other electronics that close to the booth. That’s an electrical fire pretty much every time you turn it on.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m trying not to nitpick but I spent years working in radio and everything Robin is doing is driving me nuts. Also that station layout is nonsense. You can’t have all those receivers and other electronics that close to the booth. That’s an electrical fire pretty much every time you turn it on.
Time for the final season of “Overly Descriptive Subtitles“
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Time for the final season of “Overly Descriptive Subtitles“
“Welp. *slaps both knees* Best to go get ready for bed I guess.
*glances at clock*
6:30? Ugh!
*glances at clock*
6:30? Ugh!
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“Welp. *slaps both knees* Best to go get ready for bed I guess.
*glances at clock*
6:30? Ugh!
*glances at clock*
6:30? Ugh!
A show like “The Crown” but about a 100% fictional Monarch in Eastern Europe. NOT a horror show, a drama, BUT a couple times a season Count Dracula shows up. No talk about vampires, he’s just there sometimes.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A show like “The Crown” but about a 100% fictional Monarch in Eastern Europe. NOT a horror show, a drama, BUT a couple times a season Count Dracula shows up. No talk about vampires, he’s just there sometimes.
“Ken Burns: The American Revolution“ finale is tonight. Not to be spoilery but I just don’t see how the Americans can beat the Brits. This Benedict Arnold guy seems like a pretty good solid dude.
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“Ken Burns: The American Revolution“ finale is tonight. Not to be spoilery but I just don’t see how the Americans can beat the Brits. This Benedict Arnold guy seems like a pretty good solid dude.
Everybody super happy! Everybody super happy! 6:30 pm!
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Everybody super happy! Everybody super happy! 6:30 pm!
I went to an FYE for the first time in at least a decade. I don’t understand how they are still in business. Everything is $10-$15 more for the same items at other retailers.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I went to an FYE for the first time in at least a decade. I don’t understand how they are still in business. Everything is $10-$15 more for the same items at other retailers.
i’m having a Diet Coke, which means every sip I am legally required to sing “Just for the taste of it…Diet Coke!” then let out the loudest, crispest “Ahhhh!”
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i’m having a Diet Coke, which means every sip I am legally required to sing “Just for the taste of it…Diet Coke!” then let out the loudest, crispest “Ahhhh!”
Just ate some ribs, you know what that means…gotta go wash my mustache before it gets too sticky. And we all know what happens when your mustache gets too sticky.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just ate some ribs, you know what that means…gotta go wash my mustache before it gets too sticky. And we all know what happens when your mustache gets too sticky.
“She is Nosferatu!”
“She’s Italian?”
“She’s Italian?”
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“She is Nosferatu!”
“She’s Italian?”
“She’s Italian?”
My parents are moving so I finally got to take the Disney vhs collection. I‘m not going to get a vcr because I just don’t want to. But I’m glad I get to have these, even though some of these have been mine since I was a kid anyways.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My parents are moving so I finally got to take the Disney vhs collection. I‘m not going to get a vcr because I just don’t want to. But I’m glad I get to have these, even though some of these have been mine since I was a kid anyways.
A smothering gauntlet of slightly charred hotdogs and a barrel full of deviled eggs with extra paprika and a 7-Up that is like 3 degrees away from forming it’s own ice.
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
A smothering gauntlet of slightly charred hotdogs and a barrel full of deviled eggs with extra paprika and a 7-Up that is like 3 degrees away from forming it’s own ice.
Most of the Universal Monster movies can be used as cautionary tales for letting people in your house or staying home.
Dracula-No, you can’t come in.
The Mummy-Hey Ardath, will you get out of my house!
Invisible Man-Take a hike out of my Inn, Science Nerd!
Wolf Man-Better not let me out!
Dracula-No, you can’t come in.
The Mummy-Hey Ardath, will you get out of my house!
Invisible Man-Take a hike out of my Inn, Science Nerd!
Wolf Man-Better not let me out!
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Most of the Universal Monster movies can be used as cautionary tales for letting people in your house or staying home.
Dracula-No, you can’t come in.
The Mummy-Hey Ardath, will you get out of my house!
Invisible Man-Take a hike out of my Inn, Science Nerd!
Wolf Man-Better not let me out!
Dracula-No, you can’t come in.
The Mummy-Hey Ardath, will you get out of my house!
Invisible Man-Take a hike out of my Inn, Science Nerd!
Wolf Man-Better not let me out!
I’m worried about The Great Pumpkin‘s arrival. Probably gonna try to grundle my scronkulous.
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m worried about The Great Pumpkin‘s arrival. Probably gonna try to grundle my scronkulous.
You see, Son, Halloween isn’t about hooking up with a sexy nurse or sexy vampire or sexy Babadook. Halloween is about letting a beloved character spit on you. Halloween is about slonking it up stupid style with someone dressed as a pun you don’t understand.
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You see, Son, Halloween isn’t about hooking up with a sexy nurse or sexy vampire or sexy Babadook. Halloween is about letting a beloved character spit on you. Halloween is about slonking it up stupid style with someone dressed as a pun you don’t understand.
Shout out to all my fellow dingdong’s and you dingalings, you’re just eating your curds and whey, huh? OK there Miss Muffet you gonna go sit on your tuffet?
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Shout out to all my fellow dingdong’s and you dingalings, you’re just eating your curds and whey, huh? OK there Miss Muffet you gonna go sit on your tuffet?
Just left the theater after watching GDT’s Frankenstein. Loved it. Between Del Toro and Eggers, LET THEM DO ALL THE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS! They get what the fans want. “Nosferatu“ and “Frankenstein“ are going to be a perfect Double Feature for a night in.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just left the theater after watching GDT’s Frankenstein. Loved it. Between Del Toro and Eggers, LET THEM DO ALL THE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS! They get what the fans want. “Nosferatu“ and “Frankenstein“ are going to be a perfect Double Feature for a night in.
I really enjoyed “Talamasca: The Secret Order”. Those first 2 episodes are really intriguing in a mystery thriller type of way.
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I really enjoyed “Talamasca: The Secret Order”. Those first 2 episodes are really intriguing in a mystery thriller type of way.
I say this as someone who has him tattooed on his arm: Frankenstein, Frankenstein’s monster, Prometheus, Adam, creature, etc. It doesn’t matter one bit, when people say “Frankenstein“ we know who we’re talking about.
October 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I say this as someone who has him tattooed on his arm: Frankenstein, Frankenstein’s monster, Prometheus, Adam, creature, etc. It doesn’t matter one bit, when people say “Frankenstein“ we know who we’re talking about.
Dunrungus Drevling? Porgmon Eyestrum? Caprew Böhad? Whose is that voice? Who is that in there?
October 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Dunrungus Drevling? Porgmon Eyestrum? Caprew Böhad? Whose is that voice? Who is that in there?
I consulted an ancient orb, it says I need some chili mac and buttered bread
October 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I consulted an ancient orb, it says I need some chili mac and buttered bread