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it's tongue in cheek, danny-elle
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signatures actually being like, legally enforceable has always been fucking weird to me. there ain't much i can do proficiently in this world, but copying someone else's squiggle? effortless
kitty cats 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
TIL you can lock chats so it's not there looking at you every time you open the app 😅
"are you ok to be added to the work whatsapp?"
"yea ok"
a few days later...
"going forward, can people make sure... 😌😌"
i mean it goes without saying i've got notifs muted, but idk, still irritating. and i would just leave the chat but probably comes off a bit bitchy, and it might come in handy.
repost to frighten a terf
the crystal show was cool 😅 i mean, nothing to write home about, it was in a school gymnasium lmao. but something to do on a rainy sunday. got a couple of bracelets. chrysoprase and garnet 👀
big day! there's this hippy dippy crystal show whatsit near me. then we're going rspca to look at some kitties 😺 (keeping expectations low on that one, but at the very least get to see some cute cats 😻), then (hopefully) picking up my argos order at the sainsbussy local (new pokeymonz 👀)
everything worked out ok 😅
pretty sure he's a zio 🤢
i ship betty and gio so much 🥰 i hate henry so much for getting that bitch charlie pregnant. and matt, he was sweet at the beginning but he's so fucking flakey and he was such a cunt after betty dumped him and he became her boss (nepo baby ass) literally workplace harassment omg #uglybetty
just heard my first fireworks of the year. diwali i think innit
lowkey got choice paralysis over what i was gonna do all day and ended up doing fuck all. but that's ok
every day's a school day etc. etc. 😅 xx
has he?? i thought it was just those 2 xx
oh he was amazing in both xx
ain't he that guy from inglourious basterds? 🤨
you know what i hate? "it's my birthday week" is it FUCK. a birthday is one day. hence why it's called a birthday and not a birthweek. "it's my birthday weekend" i can probably live with. that's permissible
it's fine if you work during the week and can't get to a post office to send my vinted order til the weekend, but a message like "hi i'll be posting it at the weekend" goes a long way
still wants 3 and a half hours, and it's not even half done updating. fucking ridiculous