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Anastasia Beaverhousen

@wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social

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Proud Anarchist BLM LGBTQIA+ safe haven Pro-Choice Eat The Rich Child Free

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Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Aug 25

Baby I'm like Cinderella. When that clock strikes 5pm my ass does NOT exist.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Aug 25

Sometimes I encounter a man in the wild who tries to be disrespectful.
Then I remember that I've had blood clots larger than his genitals.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Aug 24

Every now and again I watch alien abduction documentaries and it always annoys me when people say that people talk about it "just to make money".
If strange little green men did weird things to my butt I'd wanna be compensated too.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Aug 3

With great breasts comes great responsibility.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Aug 3

Yet he sided with Taco in saying that the Epstien files aren't real..

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Aug 3

Every day I wish for the confidence of a 55 year old, balding white guy sliding into the DM's of random women asking for nudes.
#affirmations

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Aug 1

The best AND worst thing about the Black Eyed Peas is that everything they make is SO damn catchy.
#MyHumps

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Jul 31

I miss RingBack Tones. I liked jamming out while waiting for you bitches to pick up. 😥

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Jul 11

Of all the Disney villains I feel I relate to Captain Hook the best because I also find children irritating and want to sword fight them occasionally.
Plus come on, he's got great hair.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Jul 7

He's more loose than the nickles in me-maws purse.

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Robert Fessler @professler.bsky.social · Jun 29

Bluesky Sunday sermon

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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · Jun 30

One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.

Holding up a copy of ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS by Omar El Akkad

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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · Jun 29

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Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Jun 30

Today on the Gay agenda:

1) Convince every child I meet under the age of 10 that they're trangender.
2) throw copious amounts of glitter at ICE agents.
3) Find eyeshadow to match my shoes.
4) Replace every Bible I find with gay porn.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Jun 29

@megantheestallion is what happens when God has a favorite.😍

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Jun 29

'Where's your will to live?'
Somewhere between Y2K and 9/11.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Jun 29

I'm an aging, gay millennial, finger guns are like 20% of my personality.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Jun 29

Good titties of comfort and joy.
Or whatever that song said..

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · May 19

Some days I drink water and take long walks. Other days I want to snort instant mashed potatoes.

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Monique 💙 she/her @badassfeminists.bsky.social · May 12

"The measure of any society is how it treats its women and girls."

-Michelle Obama

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Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · May 12

My own conspiracy theory that I think is 100% real is that Bear Grylls only pretends to be a survivalist because he likes drinking his own piss..
That is all.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Apr 27

If only the good die young, then Tronald Dump will live forever.

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Apr 26

That "100 tampons" song hits different after those astronauts were stuck in space for 9 months...

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Apr 13

Me and Baby!!
#spnbos

Anastasia Beaverhousen @wherethebeaverlive.bsky.social · Apr 13

Me and DJ Qualls!
#spnbos