William
@whirringsoftly.bsky.social
Nerd stuff. Surprising amount of whales. Cooking. Leftie politics. Have a bunch of cats. he/him cis homo.
My Spotify Age is my actual age so I am the zeitgeist all shall worship me and despair
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My Spotify Age is my actual age so I am the zeitgeist all shall worship me and despair
I'm not sure if the best song is Papa Was A Rodeo (The Magnetic Fields, 69 Love songs) or Papa Was A Rodeo (Orville Peck, Stampede)
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm not sure if the best song is Papa Was A Rodeo (The Magnetic Fields, 69 Love songs) or Papa Was A Rodeo (Orville Peck, Stampede)
Clear blue skies in Melbourne.
Peril awaits.
Peril awaits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Clear blue skies in Melbourne.
Peril awaits.
Peril awaits.
Further with Melbourne weather
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Further with Melbourne weather
Melbourne rain this spring is like a horror film sequel "oh you're back again"
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Melbourne rain this spring is like a horror film sequel "oh you're back again"
Dune : rich white guy liberated Arabs from another rich white guy and conquers the universe
Dune Messiah/Children : it all goes to shit.
God Emperor: his son turns into a worm and rules with an army of lesbians.
Heretics/Chapterhouse : it begins to get weird. The lesbians are more violent.
Dune Messiah/Children : it all goes to shit.
God Emperor: his son turns into a worm and rules with an army of lesbians.
Heretics/Chapterhouse : it begins to get weird. The lesbians are more violent.
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Dune : rich white guy liberated Arabs from another rich white guy and conquers the universe
Dune Messiah/Children : it all goes to shit.
God Emperor: his son turns into a worm and rules with an army of lesbians.
Heretics/Chapterhouse : it begins to get weird. The lesbians are more violent.
Dune Messiah/Children : it all goes to shit.
God Emperor: his son turns into a worm and rules with an army of lesbians.
Heretics/Chapterhouse : it begins to get weird. The lesbians are more violent.
There's two absurdly good looking twinks opposite me on the train.
We all all have moustaches.
We all all have moustaches.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There's two absurdly good looking twinks opposite me on the train.
We all all have moustaches.
We all all have moustaches.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
On Wednesdays we wear pink.
Goading someone into hanging up me by saying "I'm sorry you're being racist and misogynist, would you like me to end this call?"
I did say it in a nice way.
I did say it in a nice way.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Goading someone into hanging up me by saying "I'm sorry you're being racist and misogynist, would you like me to end this call?"
I did say it in a nice way.
I did say it in a nice way.
Sunset Boulevard is the best vampire film ever.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sunset Boulevard is the best vampire film ever.
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I'm reminded of an account following a particular fandom that not only posted 24/7 but also had at least three distinct identities. They all had particular syntax and switching opinions on topics. It was clearly shift workers.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I'm reminded of an account following a particular fandom that not only posted 24/7 but also had at least three distinct identities. They all had particular syntax and switching opinions on topics. It was clearly shift workers.
I roll different.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I roll different.
The guy at work who wore the same vintage tweed plus-four suit three days in a row was wearing an off-rack suit and a dinky little silk scarf and I cruised past in this
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The guy at work who wore the same vintage tweed plus-four suit three days in a row was wearing an off-rack suit and a dinky little silk scarf and I cruised past in this
Just listening to Tubular Bells on the train in to work like a normal person
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just listening to Tubular Bells on the train in to work like a normal person
There's someone at work who's done the same vintage tweed plus-four look three days now and like honey is does look good but this has to stop.
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
There's someone at work who's done the same vintage tweed plus-four look three days now and like honey is does look good but this has to stop.
Just feeling a little bit fancy I'm having dinner at the restaurant that turned away Jeremy Seinfeld.
I was saw Toni Collette here.
I was saw Toni Collette here.
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Just feeling a little bit fancy I'm having dinner at the restaurant that turned away Jeremy Seinfeld.
I was saw Toni Collette here.
I was saw Toni Collette here.
I'm having this standoff in my head with the guy opposite me on the train. We're both wearing RMs but he, like a peasant, is wearing chisel toe Craftsmen in standard heel whereas I am wearing point toe Yearlings in stacked heel.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm having this standoff in my head with the guy opposite me on the train. We're both wearing RMs but he, like a peasant, is wearing chisel toe Craftsmen in standard heel whereas I am wearing point toe Yearlings in stacked heel.
What is the best song and why is it Papa Was a Rodeo?
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What is the best song and why is it Papa Was a Rodeo?
I have put on Marianne Faithful's cover of The Crane Wife 3, which is an example of a cover being better than the original.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I have put on Marianne Faithful's cover of The Crane Wife 3, which is an example of a cover being better than the original.
A dilemma question.
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A dilemma question.
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
Should I put on Moonlight Shadow before or after the stovetop kettle has boiled?
I was reminded of the time someone I worked with said "I wish I had a talent" and I replied "aren't you the best Irish dancer in Australia?" "Yeah but something useful"
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I was reminded of the time someone I worked with said "I wish I had a talent" and I replied "aren't you the best Irish dancer in Australia?" "Yeah but something useful"
I love getting a targeted ad for the sunglasses I'm literally wearing.
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I love getting a targeted ad for the sunglasses I'm literally wearing.
Anyone who says you you can't be too matchy-matchy can go fuck themselves and you can't even see how much my socks match my shirt.
![Blue/yellow sneakers, dark denim jeans, blue [trending to yellow] belt, blue/white scarf, shirt in yellow with blue print](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3es76jivn22le6eawvnacdal/bafkreidmjazjh6ks4sytsgzzprmou5tlmumbrlfm4h43zmxdwdkn5kf3pa@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Anyone who says you you can't be too matchy-matchy can go fuck themselves and you can't even see how much my socks match my shirt.