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Whit NP

@whitnp.bsky.social

80 followers 180 following 230 posts

NP, feminist, atheist, lover of large dogs, football, horror movies, donuts, sour beer. Gunnar and Teddy’s mom, Jon’s wife. She/her

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 8d

And they want us to be mad at the poor and immigrants

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 14d

Happy PA week, this NP is so grateful for you all!

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 15d

One of my Halloween decorations is malfunctioning and the power cord for some of my lights has somehow been cut 🫠

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 15d

During my ER rotation in nursing school a patient went into cardiac arrest on the non emergent side, his chief complaint in triage was penis pain 😳

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 16d

The thing I was least prepared for in adulthood was having a parent develop a substance use disorder and refuse to take accountability for anything 🙃

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 22d

The Nancy Myers aesthetic is just so pleasing

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 22d

I’ll be on the lookout for the inevitable podcast or documentary about them

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 23d

The hallmark hair pattern of safe sleep 😆

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 24d

I know I’m a slow runner, but how was my average pace 12:12 when I ran 3 miles in under 36 minutes? And every mile I ran had a faster average pace than 12:12?

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · 28d

a man in a suit and tie is applauding .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is applauding .

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Sep 18

a group of men standing next to each other with the words the wooorst

ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words the wooorst

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Sep 15

HE WON!!!!!!

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Sep 15

Who’s also watching #TheEmmys right now to make sure Noah Wyle wins for The Pitt?

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Sep 12

My kids are in school/daycare full time now so I officially am free on Fridays. So far today I have done the following: ran 3 miles, grocery shopped, picked up paint at Home Depot, got vaccinated against Covid/flu, went to Sephora, and ate lunch. I’m going to get so much done it’s unreal 🤯

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 24

I’m a Pats fan so 🤞

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 24

My ER copay is $250

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 23

Very proud of raising movie nerds. Got dressed up for the re-release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 23

Me to student NPs: alright, we’re going to check a whiff test now
Student: how is that done?
Me: you’re never going to believe this 😂

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 23

All of our fire alarms went off last night. I may be tachycardic for days

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 21

My mom is a professional bailer. Bailed out on my bridal dress appointment, bailed out a going to an ultrasound with me (pregnant with her first grandchild) and she routinely bails on babysitting so I no longer ask. Luckily my dad is awesome

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 20

I honestly think some people don’t want obese people to ever lose weight. They want to make sure there is always someone to punch down on

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 19

Well I needed a new podcast, thanks for the recommendation 😂

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 19

If you’re taking them for an actual deficiency then yes. Otherwise you’re likely just making your urine more expensive 😂

Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 17

I’m so sorry. I am also a fellow member of the daughters of toxic moms club

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Whit NP @whitnp.bsky.social · Aug 11

A daycare I reached out to when my son was born just messaged me to let me know they have openings. My son starts kindergarten next month 😂