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Whit NP
@whitnp.bsky.social
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NP, feminist, atheist, lover of large dogs, football, horror movies, donuts, sour beer. Gunnar and Teddy’s mom, Jon’s wife. She/her
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And they want us to be mad at the poor and immigrants
Happy PA week, this NP is so grateful for you all!
One of my Halloween decorations is malfunctioning and the power cord for some of my lights has somehow been cut 🫠
During my ER rotation in nursing school a patient went into cardiac arrest on the non emergent side, his chief complaint in triage was penis pain 😳
The thing I was least prepared for in adulthood was having a parent develop a substance use disorder and refuse to take accountability for anything 🙃
The Nancy Myers aesthetic is just so pleasing
I’ll be on the lookout for the inevitable podcast or documentary about them
The hallmark hair pattern of safe sleep 😆
I know I’m a slow runner, but how was my average pace 12:12 when I ran 3 miles in under 36 minutes? And every mile I ran had a faster average pace than 12:12?
Who’s also watching #TheEmmys right now to make sure Noah Wyle wins for The Pitt?
My kids are in school/daycare full time now so I officially am free on Fridays. So far today I have done the following: ran 3 miles, grocery shopped, picked up paint at Home Depot, got vaccinated against Covid/flu, went to Sephora, and ate lunch. I’m going to get so much done it’s unreal 🤯
I’m a Pats fan so 🤞
My ER copay is $250
Very proud of raising movie nerds. Got dressed up for the re-release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Me to student NPs: alright, we’re going to check a whiff test now
Student: how is that done?
Me: you’re never going to believe this 😂
All of our fire alarms went off last night. I may be tachycardic for days
My mom is a professional bailer. Bailed out on my bridal dress appointment, bailed out a going to an ultrasound with me (pregnant with her first grandchild) and she routinely bails on babysitting so I no longer ask. Luckily my dad is awesome
I honestly think some people don’t want obese people to ever lose weight. They want to make sure there is always someone to punch down on
Well I needed a new podcast, thanks for the recommendation 😂
If you’re taking them for an actual deficiency then yes. Otherwise you’re likely just making your urine more expensive 😂
I’m so sorry. I am also a fellow member of the daughters of toxic moms club
A daycare I reached out to when my son was born just messaged me to let me know they have openings. My son starts kindergarten next month 😂