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Shirty 🍁

@whogivesashirt.bsky.social

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Nasty, brutish, and short. “We need in every community a group of angelic troublemakers. The only weapon we have is our bodies, and we need to tuck them in places so wheels don’t turn.” - Bayard Rustin https://www.etsy.com/shop/dustonmyboots

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 3h

Also THIRTY THREE YEARS?! Biggest jumpscare I've gotten this Hallowe'en!

it is a black and white drawing of a woman with long hair .

Alt: crumbling to dust

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 3h

A friend posted this Bryan Adams song. It was on heavy rotation during their first World Series run, but I don't think I've heard in the 33 years since. It made me realise half the joy of this Jays run is the nostalgia it's invoking for my teen years.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5N6...

Bryan Adams - There Will Never Be Another Tonight

YouTube video by Bryan Adams

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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 6h

Every new video, there are more people in the streets recording these Nazi fucks, yelling at them, defying them.

Alex Harrison @alexhairysun.bsky.social · 8h

Video taken by Jay Shefsky at 12:20 p.m. after the crash happened, Oakton Street/Asbury Avenue in Evanston, IL

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 6h

Important steps to take now, before they tell you you can’t take them anymore.

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 6h

I think that’s an amusement park worker? She’s the one who yells, “Scream if you wanna go fash-ier!”

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 6h

The Onion’s always been on point, but Drudge was certainly a shock.

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 7h

The jays in our backyard would be spreading those buttcheeks. They are raucous little bastards. (And I love them for it!)

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 8h

They are when a majority of the majority doesn’t vote.

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 8h

Holy shit, her expression on the “and his wife”. Usha, I hope your Secret Service detail is still getting paid during the shutdown, girl.

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 10h

Oh adding Sonic’s rings was a nice touch!

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 10h

Autocorrect just swapped the word “imagine” for “I machine” and hoo boy if that isn’t the perfect summary of how tech is going these days.

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 10h

Imagine telling someone in the 1970s that the NYT and WaPo are bending the knee to fascists while Glamour and Teen Vogue are the journalistic champions of human rights and democracy.

flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 14h

I hope you’re all proud of yourselves, you have disgracefully sullied the good name of the renowned and respected Glamour Magazine Women Of The Year Award

Piers Morgan ®
@piersmorgan • 12h
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Nine biological men being declared 'Women of the Year' by Glamour magazine is beyond parody even by ludicrous woke virtue-signalling standards... and, I suspect, the beginning of the end for Glamour magazine.

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 10h

The people who vote for fascists aren’t watching political programs on the BBC. They’re glued to wrestling or sports or Youtube.

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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 11h

Here’s something really graphic for Halloween:

At top, a black and white chart labeled "Normal Distribution," showing a curved line that starts low at the left, curves up and peaks in the middle, and returns to the same low position on the right.

At bottom, a black and white chart labeled "Paranormal Distribution," showing the curved line transformed into a typical ghost (a floating white sheet draped over an upright body) with two dark dots for eyes.

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve never really watched Bollywood movies. Are there existing comedies with scenes like these or do you have a hit script waiting to happen, here?

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 1d

The Lebensraum, I think they call it. 🙄

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 2d

He’s dead to any Canadian who had to listen to him. He somehow fucked up the anthem in both languages.

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 2d

American channels always have the swear button delay.

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, and he fucked up the lyrics twice *after* that jab. Are you American?

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 2d

He actually looks quite chuffed, here.

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 2d

Spotted on Reddit: “40000 - 0 jays win incoming.”

#worldseries #mlb #bluejays

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 2d

Canadian here. It was weird for us, too.

Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 2d

Rufus Wainwright please turn in your Canadian passport. It takes a special skill to fuck up the anthem lyrics in both official languages.

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Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt.bsky.social · 2d

Now more than ever, but always, whenever you read a news article you can disregard as lies anything quoted after "police said" or "officials said"

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Shirty 🍁 @whogivesashirt.bsky.social · 2d

I worked with an obnoxious white guy whose adopted kids were black and brown. He’d come out with the most shitty, racist statements, then hide behind, “My daughters are POC, you can’t call me racist!”