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Sue Kervis

@wickedpissah529.bsky.social

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Disabled neurodivergent atheist weirdo. Boston native living in Colorado. Dog rescuer. Avid researcher. Amateur photographer. Lover of nature, sports, science, comedy, writing… Spinach & artichoke dip connoisseur. Advocate & friend to non-assholes. ❤️

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Jan 16

Well, holy fuck.

Woke up to see that 999 people give a shit about what I do/say. 🥹 (Including the creepers & bots who don’t go away after blocking. 🤷🏻‍♀️😆)

And so, I’ll be painfully honest & over-explanatory about how I feel about it (as is the MO of mine that you’ve all come to know & love 😜). 1/5

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Jun 24

I knew this was coming (Celtics LT penalty), but still… GAAAAAHHHHHHH 😭😫

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Jun 23

What’s up, Bsky peeps? ☺️

It’s been a minute, huh?

Trying to engage a bit more as I start to (slowly and steadily) return from my social media sabbatical.

Just wanted to say a quick hi. I hope everyone is doing okay. 🩷

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · May 11

🥰🥰🥰

Aww, I miss you guys, too! Hope all is well! 🩷

(Got some family medical stuff to focus on over the next few days, and then I hope to be more available! 👍)

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Apr 23

Have I previously mentioned how much I frigging LOVE the April sports schedule? 😁❤️ #NBA #NHL #Playoffs

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Apr 20

Hiya, everyone—I’m gently dipping my toe back into the social media waters again.

So on this #Easter / #SelfieSunday combo, behold: here I am, reborn from beneath the bed covers. Wrinkles/eye bags/unwashed hair/stress acne & all. 😆

Yea, look upon me in all my early- middle-aged glory. 🙌

A tired-looking, dark-haired, green-eyed heathen lying in bed on Easter Sunday.

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Apr 20

HA! Brilliant little miss! 👍

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Apr 8

😂

a man is driving a car and says `` alright , alright , alright '' .

ALT: a man is driving a car and says `` alright , alright , alright '' .

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Apr 8

Hooray!! Our newest @thekbdogpack.bsky.social member has arrived! 🩷

So happy to have a new fuzzy baby niece! 🥰

#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky #RescueDogs #AdoptDontShop #Spay&Neuter

The KervisBerg Dog Pack ❤️🐾 @thekbdogpack.bsky.social · Apr 8

Hi, guys!

After losing cousin Lilly last month, we’ve all been very sad. 😢

But yesterday, our Auntie added a new (extended) member to the KB Dog Pack. 🙂

Meet 6-month-old rescue mix & wonder pup—baby cousin Meadow! 🩷

- E 💛, J 🖤, M 💜 & M 🩵 (& cousin Charlie 🧡)

#Dogs #DogsOfBluesky #AdoptDontShop

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Apr 4

*monch monch monch* 🩷

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Apr 3

To commemorate #WorldAutismAwarenessDay, here’s one of my all-time favorite (and hands-down one of the most accurate) memes of all time. 😂

#Autism #Neurodivergence ♾️❤️♾️

A still photo of the newsroom scene from “The Great Muppet Caper,” with Fozzie Bear, Kermit the Frog, Gonzo, and Mike Tarkanian (played by Jack Warden).

Also has the superimposed sentence “Neurotypical people are just humans in a muppet movie” in pink letters.

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 26

I kinda wish I wasn’t shocked by this, because cynicism. 🤷🏻‍♀️

But… wow.

The stupidity and cruelty of all this actually managed to override every single cynical bone in my body, and instead land right on shock.

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 26

OMG ADORABLE BLUE POOF IS NESTING!! 🥰

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 23

She is beyond joyful, both in what she brings me & her general demeanor. 💜

The 2 elder KB Dog Pack girls have been on loan to my parents/sister/fuzzy nephew for 2 weeks (since Lilly’s passing). So I’ve had lots of special, joyful, 1-on-1 Molly time. Very good for the aching soul. ❤️

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 22

As I try to focus on all things #Joyful, I present…

*The 3 Stages of 💜Molly💜 Derpdom*

Stage 1: The Derp Sit (Assisted)

Stage 2: The Derp Sit (Unassisted)

Stage 3: The Derp Plop (AKA The Derp Tip-Over 🤣)

#DogsOfBluesky #RescueDogs #AdoptDontShop #Spay&Neuter

@thekbdogpack.bsky.social

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 22

‘Sup, Midnight?? 🩷

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 22

Rather than calling it a “toxic trait,” I personally like to think of it more as “hypo-delusional” optimism. 😆

It reflects my awareness of the ridiculousness of expecting a different result from the same action, but falls just short of full-on delusion, because… I dunno… miracles *can* happen. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 16

Just messaged you. ☺️

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 14

Just take a quick sec to read this section. ❤️

And then you can decide for yourself if it’s straight talk. 😆

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 14

Dude, I’m only halfway through the 1st chapter & I can already tell that it’s gonna be profound. 👍

Plus, his writing style is a lot like mine. So that’s definitely a bonus for me. 😂

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 14

Happy #Friday, dear #Bluesky peeps. I’m back from my sabbatical. ☺️

And I’m going to focus on any & all things #Joyful, big or small. 🩷

And I’m reading this book right now. 👩🏻‍🏫

…and I’m upping my #Therapy sessions. And my #Depression & #Anxiety meds. 💊😐

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 14

Gorgeous shot, Courtney!! 👍❤️

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Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 14

See, I would have a 2nd piggyback ad go something like this:
——————————
“Quick! Trace that call!”

*gasp* “It’s coming from…”

🎶 𝕕𝕦𝕟 𝕕𝕦𝕟 𝕕𝕦𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕟 🎶

“…INSIDE! YOUR! HOUSE!”

**𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔**
——————————
Effective ad campaign, no?

*sigh* Alas, an opportunity missed for ScottishPower. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 13

So this would override the Hippocratic Oath?

Y’know, the “first, do no harm” part that they are legally required to abide by?

Jesus fuck. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 12

Well, the 3 older girls def. know. (The oldest, calmest 2 are on loan to my sister to try to fill the tremendous empty space that Lilly left. 😢)

And even though Max knows I’m sad, he’s kinda being his typical oblivious weirdo baby self. Which kinda ends up cheering me up anyway. 😆

Sue Kervis @wickedpissah529.bsky.social · Mar 12

Thx. Me, too. She’s been such an attentive girl. 🩷

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