The Bog Witch 🇨🇦
@wickedwitchofpnw.bsky.social
Consummate eye-roller. Purveyor of snark & sarcasm. Lady in the streets, freak in the spreadsheets. Foodie. Lapsed political activist. That HR person you've been warned about. No tankers. No pipelines. No problems.
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Missives from Dollarama: Day 2
I had to haul ass over to the mall to pick up the party platters I ordered, grab a Pandora bracelet for our retiree, and find some festive paper cups for the apple cider I have mulling in the crock pot.
It is worth noting that I am wearing this shirt:
I had to haul ass over to the mall to pick up the party platters I ordered, grab a Pandora bracelet for our retiree, and find some festive paper cups for the apple cider I have mulling in the crock pot.
It is worth noting that I am wearing this shirt:
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Missives from Dollarama: Day 2
I had to haul ass over to the mall to pick up the party platters I ordered, grab a Pandora bracelet for our retiree, and find some festive paper cups for the apple cider I have mulling in the crock pot.
It is worth noting that I am wearing this shirt:
I had to haul ass over to the mall to pick up the party platters I ordered, grab a Pandora bracelet for our retiree, and find some festive paper cups for the apple cider I have mulling in the crock pot.
It is worth noting that I am wearing this shirt:
Alrighty then?
Who ordered a mash-up between Handmaid's Tale and Hunger Games? Because that's where we're at.
Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
#uspoli #trump #patriotgames
Who ordered a mash-up between Handmaid's Tale and Hunger Games? Because that's where we're at.
Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
#uspoli #trump #patriotgames
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Alrighty then?
Who ordered a mash-up between Handmaid's Tale and Hunger Games? Because that's where we're at.
Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
#uspoli #trump #patriotgames
Who ordered a mash-up between Handmaid's Tale and Hunger Games? Because that's where we're at.
Whisky Tango Foxtrot.
#uspoli #trump #patriotgames
Off you fuck, verily.
Don't come back.
I guess THIS is the calibre of *immigrant* POTUS Perv and the gang are hot for?
#jordanpeterson
#uspoli
Don't come back.
I guess THIS is the calibre of *immigrant* POTUS Perv and the gang are hot for?
#jordanpeterson
#uspoli
December 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Off you fuck, verily.
Don't come back.
I guess THIS is the calibre of *immigrant* POTUS Perv and the gang are hot for?
#jordanpeterson
#uspoli
Don't come back.
I guess THIS is the calibre of *immigrant* POTUS Perv and the gang are hot for?
#jordanpeterson
#uspoli
Preface:
I loathe the commercialism of the #Christmas season & am very much the love-child of #Scrooge and The #Grinch. Yet,
staff holiday party planning has been assigned to me for the last two decades, everywhere I've ever worked. This fills me with abject misery and I kvetch endlessly.
🧵 UN
I loathe the commercialism of the #Christmas season & am very much the love-child of #Scrooge and The #Grinch. Yet,
staff holiday party planning has been assigned to me for the last two decades, everywhere I've ever worked. This fills me with abject misery and I kvetch endlessly.
🧵 UN
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Preface:
I loathe the commercialism of the #Christmas season & am very much the love-child of #Scrooge and The #Grinch. Yet,
staff holiday party planning has been assigned to me for the last two decades, everywhere I've ever worked. This fills me with abject misery and I kvetch endlessly.
🧵 UN
I loathe the commercialism of the #Christmas season & am very much the love-child of #Scrooge and The #Grinch. Yet,
staff holiday party planning has been assigned to me for the last two decades, everywhere I've ever worked. This fills me with abject misery and I kvetch endlessly.
🧵 UN
Bitch, say what?
Did you just congratulate JFK POSTHUMOUSLY for teaming up with Pedo in Chief? How does that work exactly? Is necromancy involved? Ick.
These people are utterly & shamelessly deluded and/or psychotic.
#uspoli #trumpkennedy #wtf
Did you just congratulate JFK POSTHUMOUSLY for teaming up with Pedo in Chief? How does that work exactly? Is necromancy involved? Ick.
These people are utterly & shamelessly deluded and/or psychotic.
#uspoli #trumpkennedy #wtf
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Bitch, say what?
Did you just congratulate JFK POSTHUMOUSLY for teaming up with Pedo in Chief? How does that work exactly? Is necromancy involved? Ick.
These people are utterly & shamelessly deluded and/or psychotic.
#uspoli #trumpkennedy #wtf
Did you just congratulate JFK POSTHUMOUSLY for teaming up with Pedo in Chief? How does that work exactly? Is necromancy involved? Ick.
These people are utterly & shamelessly deluded and/or psychotic.
#uspoli #trumpkennedy #wtf
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by The Bog Witch 🇨🇦
Remember Northern Gateway, Poilievre?
You don’t decide, the courts do. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #cdnpoli #abpoli #ableg
You don’t decide, the courts do. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #cdnpoli #abpoli #ableg
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Remember Northern Gateway, Poilievre?
You don’t decide, the courts do. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #cdnpoli #abpoli #ableg
You don’t decide, the courts do. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #cdnpoli #abpoli #ableg
December 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Reposted by The Bog Witch 🇨🇦
One of the two members of OneBC, which was a party for approximately the length of the Lord of the Rings director's cut, is proud of the party's groundbreaking work
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
One of the two members of OneBC, which was a party for approximately the length of the Lord of the Rings director's cut, is proud of the party's groundbreaking work
Reposted by The Bog Witch 🇨🇦
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Reposted by The Bog Witch 🇨🇦
Skate Canada to stop holding national, international events in Alberta. In its decision, organization cites province's bill affecting transgender athletes www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
Skate Canada to stop holding national, international events in Alberta | CBC News
Skate Canada says it will no longer host major events in Alberta following a review of the province's legislation on the participation of transgender athletes in women's sport.
www.cbc.ca
December 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Skate Canada to stop holding national, international events in Alberta. In its decision, organization cites province's bill affecting transgender athletes www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
Find out more at nationalnewswatch.com
On this edition of 'WHAT IS VIRAL WITH THE MAPLE MAGA TODAY?" I present this gem:
#vance #jivani #cdnpoli #maplemaga #CPC
#vance #jivani #cdnpoli #maplemaga #CPC
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
On this edition of 'WHAT IS VIRAL WITH THE MAPLE MAGA TODAY?" I present this gem:
#vance #jivani #cdnpoli #maplemaga #CPC
#vance #jivani #cdnpoli #maplemaga #CPC
-It's 15 December.
-It's 1530h
-I am in #Abbotsford, BC #Canada.
The temperature outside at this moment? 16 C.
This is summer weather in a lot of the northern BC.
#climatechange
-It's 1530h
-I am in #Abbotsford, BC #Canada.
The temperature outside at this moment? 16 C.
This is summer weather in a lot of the northern BC.
#climatechange
December 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
-It's 15 December.
-It's 1530h
-I am in #Abbotsford, BC #Canada.
The temperature outside at this moment? 16 C.
This is summer weather in a lot of the northern BC.
#climatechange
-It's 1530h
-I am in #Abbotsford, BC #Canada.
The temperature outside at this moment? 16 C.
This is summer weather in a lot of the northern BC.
#climatechange
Pity! Jamil #Jivani didn't get a Secret Santa gift this year. Give him some lumps of coal. I hear Conservatives like that.
#cdnpoli
#cdnpoli
CBC Exclusive: Ma Left Clue for Jivani
Conservative Jamil Jivani is pissed floor-crossing Ontario MP Michael Ma left the CPC Christmas party without giving him a Secret Santa gift (Ma was to be Jivani's Secret Santa). What should Ma have given Jivani? #CdnPoli 🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Conservative Jamil Jivani is pissed floor-crossing Ontario MP Michael Ma left the CPC Christmas party without giving him a Secret Santa gift (Ma was to be Jivani's Secret Santa). What should Ma have given Jivani? #CdnPoli 🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Conservative says floor-crossing MP left without giving him a Secret Santa gift
Conservative MP Jamil Jivani says 'it's frustrating' and 'sad' that Michael Ma went from 'doing the conga line' at the Conservative Christmas party one night to crossing the floor to the Liberals the ...
www.cbc.ca
December 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Megamind, is that you?
Wyatt #Claypool looks like he bought a SNL Coneheads costume and put it on upside down.
When delivering him as an infant, did she have to spend 6 hours just crowning?
That is not a forehead. That's a fivehead.
#onebc #brodie #bcpoli #sorrynotsorry
Wyatt #Claypool looks like he bought a SNL Coneheads costume and put it on upside down.
When delivering him as an infant, did she have to spend 6 hours just crowning?
That is not a forehead. That's a fivehead.
#onebc #brodie #bcpoli #sorrynotsorry
OneBC in disarray, fires senior team and mints Wyatt Claypool Chief of Staff
Dallas Brodie, leader of splinter party OneBC has fired up to three senior employees, with party figure Wyatt Claypool now interim-Chief of Staff, according to multiple sources.
www.junonews.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Megamind, is that you?
Wyatt #Claypool looks like he bought a SNL Coneheads costume and put it on upside down.
When delivering him as an infant, did she have to spend 6 hours just crowning?
That is not a forehead. That's a fivehead.
#onebc #brodie #bcpoli #sorrynotsorry
Wyatt #Claypool looks like he bought a SNL Coneheads costume and put it on upside down.
When delivering him as an infant, did she have to spend 6 hours just crowning?
That is not a forehead. That's a fivehead.
#onebc #brodie #bcpoli #sorrynotsorry
Holy baby Jesus on a saltine cracker! I fucking hate retail environments. This is hideous psychic torture. Ick, ick, ick.
a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and says ewww people .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a microphone and says ewww people .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Holy baby Jesus on a saltine cracker! I fucking hate retail environments. This is hideous psychic torture. Ick, ick, ick.
Because my adult child has committed us (me) to baking 6 doz Kolczki by 9 pm, I am now out, wading through filthy holiday shoppers (who insist on blocking aisles w/ carts/asses. ALL seem to have pertussis & are hacking germs & snot into their hands before manhandling every item in the baking aisle.
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Because my adult child has committed us (me) to baking 6 doz Kolczki by 9 pm, I am now out, wading through filthy holiday shoppers (who insist on blocking aisles w/ carts/asses. ALL seem to have pertussis & are hacking germs & snot into their hands before manhandling every item in the baking aisle.
#Parents: have you ever experienced the exquisite joy of having a #child tell you at 9 pm on a Sunday that they need to have 3 dozen #cupcakes for #school tomorrow?
The #adult #child equivalent is "#Mom, I forgot I signed us up for a #cookie #exchange and we need 6 dozen cookies by 9 pm tonight."
The #adult #child equivalent is "#Mom, I forgot I signed us up for a #cookie #exchange and we need 6 dozen cookies by 9 pm tonight."
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by The Bog Witch 🇨🇦
"Canadians cannot afford grocery prices because of [Prime Minister Mark Carney's] hidden Liberal taxes on food,"
Are those hidden Liberal taxes in the room with us now, #NeverPoilievre?
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Are those hidden Liberal taxes in the room with us now, #NeverPoilievre?
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Poilievre says Conservatives' affordability focus unites party as Tories manage latest defection | CBC News
Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre says his party's focus on affordability "is what unites all Conservatives" as the Tories grapple with another MP crossing the floor and joining the Liberal governm...
www.cbc.ca
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Canadians cannot afford grocery prices because of [Prime Minister Mark Carney's] hidden Liberal taxes on food,"
Are those hidden Liberal taxes in the room with us now, #NeverPoilievre?
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Are those hidden Liberal taxes in the room with us now, #NeverPoilievre?
#abpoli #cdnpoli
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM