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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 1d

It all happened so fast. One moment he was out on his daily morning jog, focused on running and with music in his ear, the next he was down on the floor of a van with his clothes ripped off him. Now he found himself stark naked in the middle of the city with the morning rush hour about to start.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone needs good friends. Friends who will find a quite place for you to sleep it off when you had too much to drink. Friends who take care of your clothes, so they won’t get dirty. Friend who forces you on a long and naked walk home, to give you a chance to really clear your hungover head.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 2d

“Are you ready for your final challenge of boot camp? You’ve been bragging about your great survival skills, so let’s put them to tests. You’ve two days to find your way back to the base – no clothes, no food, no tools, only basic survival. If you’re late or need rescuing, you’re out. Good luck!”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 3d

“Stop, move your hands – you’ll not cover up. Get rid of that grumpy face, put on a bright smile, and walk out there and proudly show off your naked body. If you behave well, you’ll get your clothes back when the last guests leave, if not you and your naked will be on your own out on the street.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 5d

He’d been cooling off in the river, tired and half asleep a day of hiking, and didn’t notice the guys stealing his stuff before it was too late. They’d taken everything – clothes, food, phone, all was gone. It was only one thing he could do now – take the naked walk to the nearest ranger station.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 8d

He submitted the picture into the nature photo competition just as a joke. A way to mess with his two friends in the jury. But it backfired. He thought he would be disqualified, but instead he won the hastily instantiated “Most beautiful catch” – price and became the competition’s new poster boy.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 9d

“Yeah, I see you don’t have much of value on you, but I can’t you let you of the hook to easily either. People might think I’m getting soft you know, and that’s bad for my reputation. I’ll take your clothes, then. Just leave them there and run off. Your dick seems to like the idea anyway.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 9d

He was hungover and a heavy sleeper, so it was easy for his friends to strip him of his shorts without him noticing. The heat and the breeze quickly brought his dick to life, and now his friends waited in excitement as a lifeguard and a police officer quickly approached their sleeping friend.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 9d

“Ok, let’s settle the argument and decide who’s the fastest of you two once and for all. But we’ll add some high stakes to make it more interesting. You’ll race back home, and the winner gets his clothes back. The loser must donate them, and that’s all his clothes, to the charity shop. Good luck!”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 10d

They happened to come across him in a small hidden cove by the lake. He was sound asleep and didn’t notice them. Silently they snatched his swim trunks, pushed the boat onto the water, and watched in excitement as the poor man slowly drifted towards the crowed beach on the other side of the lake.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 11d

It wasn’t a bad dream. He had woken up stark naked – outside and without a clue where he was, how he had got there, and where his clothes were. And he was surrounded by what looked like a school class. The teacher finally broke the silence – “Class, male anatomy just got added as a topic for today.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 13d

“Yeah, we agreed no one had to be naked for their punishment if they lost the bet - and you’re not naked. You’re wearing shoes, socks, and a shirt. Together with your Viagra-spiked dick it’s the perfect outfit for a night out. You’re going to be quite a hit. Come one, it’s time to leave.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 15d

“Oh yeah, you’ve every reason to be sorry. You broke into the wrong house this time. We’re not calling the police, but by the time we dump your naked and not-so-straight-anymore ass somewhere tomorrow night you probably wish we had.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 16d

“This was fun and you look exited too. I have to go now, but I leave you with a challenge. Can you break free before your parents get home? Imagine their surprise if they find themselves eye to eye, ha, ha, with their kinky and slutty son.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 17d

He knew you shouldn't be in this part of town at night, but it had been a long day at work, and he only wanted to get home and to bed as fast as possible. This was the quickest route home, and what was the worst that could happen? Well, you could be robbed of everything down to your dirty underwear.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 18d

“That was a stupid move, wasn’t it? You could have got your clothes back tomorrow, and instead you blew it with that idiotic double-or-nothing bet. I’m not complaining though. It will be nice to have a naked cabin boy for the next three weeks. You can come back in now, your clothes are locked away.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 19d

Even if the team photo was taken that day, the coach's strict “forget your swimsuit and you swim naked” rule still applied. They didn’t get a single victory the entire season, but the photo displayed in the hall made them the most famous swim team in the history of the school.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 23d

The loan shark was decent man. If you couldn’t pay on time your debt was canceled, but the catch was the one spin you had to do on the roulette table. On the small chance you would win, you walked away debt free. If you lost, you were not only cleared your debt but of all your worldly belongings.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 25d

“No, I haven’t seen your clothes, and I don’t know where your friends are. I don’t even know you – this party got completely out of hand. I need to clean up the place, so you must leave now. No, I don’t have any spare clothes to lend you – and leave that bottle alone.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 26d

When the police were handed the expanded authority to conduct public strip searches it was to combat the increasing crime rates. The crime rates had fallen as expected, but the number of strip searches remained high. The justification was said to be the preventive effect of the possible humiliation.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 27d

“So, you thought I’d forgot about your lost bet? Well, I said I would find the perfect punishment for you some day. I ran into our new neighbors today and invited them over for lunch. It will be nice for them to see the whole of you. They're here. Move your hands, sit up, and put on a big smile.”

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 28d

That horrible feeling when you return from your daring naked walk only to find your clothes, phone and car keys gone, and you hear laughter and footsteps heading your way.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · 28d

A lesson learned the hard way. Never trust your friends and agree to pose for a naked picture out on the balcony. It’s always a trap and you will find yourself locked out stark naked before you have the time to react. Then follows the though negotiations to be let back inside.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · Sep 11

It had started out as a refreshing naked swim on an empty beach, but now he faced a choice between two evils. Should he hide out and hope all the people would leave as sudden as they had appeared, or should he put on a brave smile and march up on the now crowded beach to get his clothes.

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Wilbur @wilbur1978.bsky.social · Sep 7

Who needs enemies with friends like this? Friends who strip you naked, run off with all your clothes, and leave you alone and embarrassed at beach, facing a humiliating walk back home.

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