Wil
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There was about a six week period after I first watched Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron where I was in danger of becoming a horse kid, but fortunately they were too hard to draw.
January 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
There was about a six week period after I first watched Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron where I was in danger of becoming a horse kid, but fortunately they were too hard to draw.
The shadowy creature perches on your window sill. Her fanged face enters the dim glow of your lantern. OH GOD IT’S MARIA MENOUNOS
December 25, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The shadowy creature perches on your window sill. Her fanged face enters the dim glow of your lantern. OH GOD IT’S MARIA MENOUNOS
the TV at this hotel has motion smoothing on and I can’t turn it off I’M IN HELL HELP ME
December 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
the TV at this hotel has motion smoothing on and I can’t turn it off I’M IN HELL HELP ME
I’m like the princess and the pea but for footwear. I can detect a microscopic grain of sand in my shoe through even the thickest wool socks
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m like the princess and the pea but for footwear. I can detect a microscopic grain of sand in my shoe through even the thickest wool socks
I just moved and my new local grocery store parking lot has a four way intersection with no signage. I live in mad max now
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I just moved and my new local grocery store parking lot has a four way intersection with no signage. I live in mad max now
learning Spanish went from “ooh this is easy” to “let me stop mid-sentence and conjugate this verb on a notepad” real quick
December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
learning Spanish went from “ooh this is easy” to “let me stop mid-sentence and conjugate this verb on a notepad” real quick
my dog hearing distant barking and getting ready to make the situation much worse
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my dog hearing distant barking and getting ready to make the situation much worse
me: hey have you seen [thing we use every day]?
my bf: I’ve never seen that object before in my life
my bf: I’ve never seen that object before in my life
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
me: hey have you seen [thing we use every day]?
my bf: I’ve never seen that object before in my life
my bf: I’ve never seen that object before in my life
I hope everybody’s Monday was extremely cyber
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I hope everybody’s Monday was extremely cyber
I’ve never understood the “stumbling block” idiom. Who is out here stumbling over blocks??
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’ve never understood the “stumbling block” idiom. Who is out here stumbling over blocks??
my only psychic power is the ability to tell immediately if someone else thinks they are psychic
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
my only psychic power is the ability to tell immediately if someone else thinks they are psychic
GOOD VIBRATIONS IS MARK WAHLBERG??????
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
GOOD VIBRATIONS IS MARK WAHLBERG??????
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crashing out over this recipe that says bake 20-25 minutes. that is too big of a range!! please narrow it down!!!
October 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
crashing out over this recipe that says bake 20-25 minutes. that is too big of a range!! please narrow it down!!!
soyjak endotherms: ooh ahh it’s so cold, I‘ll have to shiver and use all my energy reserves to stay warm
chad ectotherms: I will just move slower
chad ectotherms: I will just move slower
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
soyjak endotherms: ooh ahh it’s so cold, I‘ll have to shiver and use all my energy reserves to stay warm
chad ectotherms: I will just move slower
chad ectotherms: I will just move slower
my dog at 1 am if I don’t complete step #2,598 of his nighttime routine
October 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
my dog at 1 am if I don’t complete step #2,598 of his nighttime routine
why does every cake come with that horrible whipped frosting now? what happened to regular old buttercream???
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
why does every cake come with that horrible whipped frosting now? what happened to regular old buttercream???
magic link logins are the devil
September 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
magic link logins are the devil
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meta ai trying to figure it out
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
meta ai trying to figure it out
my hygienist: your teeth are perfect and beautiful and also you are a precious angel <3
my dentist: every one of your teeth is going to fall out of your mouth in the next 10 seconds
my dentist: every one of your teeth is going to fall out of your mouth in the next 10 seconds
September 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my hygienist: your teeth are perfect and beautiful and also you are a precious angel <3
my dentist: every one of your teeth is going to fall out of your mouth in the next 10 seconds
my dentist: every one of your teeth is going to fall out of your mouth in the next 10 seconds
they loved eyelids in the 60s huh
September 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
they loved eyelids in the 60s huh
Marilyn Manson, Girl Scout cookies??
August 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Marilyn Manson, Girl Scout cookies??
whipped! frosting! is! nasty!
August 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
whipped! frosting! is! nasty!