Will Blanchard
@willblanchard.bsky.social
Dagnabbit-pilled and Consarnitized
@billcorbett.bsky.social BILL please bring back the Funhouse podcast. I revived my damn Bsky just to tell you this!
October 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@billcorbett.bsky.social BILL please bring back the Funhouse podcast. I revived my damn Bsky just to tell you this!
DURACELL:
Due to an unavoidable supply chain issue, Tom Brady was forced to use Rayovac batteries while attempting to read the teleprompter. #SuperBowl
Due to an unavoidable supply chain issue, Tom Brady was forced to use Rayovac batteries while attempting to read the teleprompter. #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
DURACELL:
Due to an unavoidable supply chain issue, Tom Brady was forced to use Rayovac batteries while attempting to read the teleprompter. #SuperBowl
Due to an unavoidable supply chain issue, Tom Brady was forced to use Rayovac batteries while attempting to read the teleprompter. #SuperBowl
Whenever I join a church they have a form “how did you hear about us:
A. The Bible
B. The Culture
C. Super Bowl Ad”
A. The Bible
B. The Culture
C. Super Bowl Ad”
February 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Whenever I join a church they have a form “how did you hear about us:
A. The Bible
B. The Culture
C. Super Bowl Ad”
A. The Bible
B. The Culture
C. Super Bowl Ad”
In all seriousness, I NEED a feature-length version of the Willem Dafoe/Catherine O’Hara spot #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In all seriousness, I NEED a feature-length version of the Willem Dafoe/Catherine O’Hara spot #SuperBowl
Public service: someone paid millions of dollars to remake “80 For Brady” as a 30-second commercial, so now none of us has to ever watch it ☺️ #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Public service: someone paid millions of dollars to remake “80 For Brady” as a 30-second commercial, so now none of us has to ever watch it ☺️ #SuperBowl
David R Speer always cooks
February 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
David R Speer always cooks
Next time someone asks me “who hurt you” I am going to say “the Eugene Levy eyebrow commercial” #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Next time someone asks me “who hurt you” I am going to say “the Eugene Levy eyebrow commercial” #SuperBowl
People who love seeing famous athletes and nostalgic celebrities in expensive ads… this is our day. ☺️ #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
People who love seeing famous athletes and nostalgic celebrities in expensive ads… this is our day. ☺️ #SuperBowl
So Tom Cruise has time for a loquacious, effusive sermon about a bunch of roided-out truants but MY script for Eyes Wide Shut 2 can’t even get a read. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So Tom Cruise has time for a loquacious, effusive sermon about a bunch of roided-out truants but MY script for Eyes Wide Shut 2 can’t even get a read. #SuperBowl
It’s because he’s mad at the CDC for the COVID data that revealed how many deaths happened under his presidency. He wants to control and alter information to make himself look good. Pretty dark moment.
February 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s because he’s mad at the CDC for the COVID data that revealed how many deaths happened under his presidency. He wants to control and alter information to make himself look good. Pretty dark moment.
You’re on an elite shortlist of Will Blanchard Bluesky follows on Day 1
February 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You’re on an elite shortlist of Will Blanchard Bluesky follows on Day 1