Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social you don’t have to be from Montana to have cows on your phone. It’s a thing … or so I’ve heard.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social you don’t have to be from Montana to have cows on your phone. It’s a thing … or so I’ve heard.
What do you mean I shouldn’t teach my son the lyrics to Clarence Carter’s “strokin’”? In Donald Trump’s America?
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
What do you mean I shouldn’t teach my son the lyrics to Clarence Carter’s “strokin’”? In Donald Trump’s America?
In line at CVS. They bout to fight in this bitch.
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In line at CVS. They bout to fight in this bitch.
Damn, Tom Brady. He right.
Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Damn, Tom Brady. He right.
Serious question, who’s the best team in the ACC, Georgia Tech or Virginia?
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Serious question, who’s the best team in the ACC, Georgia Tech or Virginia?
I can’t swear to it, but I think Florida might could beat Clemson. That’s how bad Clemson looks.
September 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I can’t swear to it, but I think Florida might could beat Clemson. That’s how bad Clemson looks.
Maybe Dabo is trying to do Kalen DeBour a solid and show Alabama fans that the grass isn’t always greener?
September 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Maybe Dabo is trying to do Kalen DeBour a solid and show Alabama fans that the grass isn’t always greener?
I don’t know what monkeys paw Urban Meyer used at Florida back in the day, but surely it’s out of fingers by now?
September 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I don’t know what monkeys paw Urban Meyer used at Florida back in the day, but surely it’s out of fingers by now?
¡EL ASSICO! ¡EL ASSICO! never changes
September 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
¡EL ASSICO! ¡EL ASSICO! never changes
My theory on preseason rankings being horseshit looking pretty good today
August 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My theory on preseason rankings being horseshit looking pretty good today
Nothing says college football is back like a rush hour kickoff in a mostly empty NFL stadium.
August 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nothing says college football is back like a rush hour kickoff in a mostly empty NFL stadium.
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If you ever think America is the greatest country on earth, just go spend a few hours in a waiting room somewhere. There’s no way these people are the greatest.
June 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
If you ever think America is the greatest country on earth, just go spend a few hours in a waiting room somewhere. There’s no way these people are the greatest.
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So it turns out Lewis hit a groundhog on lap 12 (h/t @adamcooperf1.bsky.social) #F1
June 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So it turns out Lewis hit a groundhog on lap 12 (h/t @adamcooperf1.bsky.social) #F1
Had to go to the ER yesterday because a bug flew into my ear and all I got was this kick ass picture
June 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Had to go to the ER yesterday because a bug flew into my ear and all I got was this kick ass picture
Word.
what is it about the current state of the country that makes you still have faith that theres a shadow gvt that can accomplish anything lol
May 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Word.
Wake up, new Pope just dropped.
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Wake up, new Pope just dropped.
*clears throat*
DUUUUUUVVVVAAAAALLLL
DUUUUUUVVVVAAAAALLLL
so the NYT has this graphic up about various cities across the country that are sinking
it also implies that Jacksonville is...rising? BUT THE ARTICLE DOES NOT MENTION THAT BIT AT ALL OR EXPLAIN IT IN THE SLIGHTEST
it also implies that Jacksonville is...rising? BUT THE ARTICLE DOES NOT MENTION THAT BIT AT ALL OR EXPLAIN IT IN THE SLIGHTEST
May 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
*clears throat*
DUUUUUUVVVVAAAAALLLL
DUUUUUUVVVVAAAAALLLL
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Someone get this man a stand-up Netflix special 😅
May 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Someone get this man a stand-up Netflix special 😅
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Btw there’s no space program for you. You are where you are. So it’s a fight every day where you stand. It was yesterday, and it will be tomorrow.
November 6, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Btw there’s no space program for you. You are where you are. So it’s a fight every day where you stand. It was yesterday, and it will be tomorrow.
You know how in some zombie movies, they show a map of the “zombie area” growing?
April 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
You know how in some zombie movies, they show a map of the “zombie area” growing?
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"Views = mine" is one of the funniest things you put in a social media profile, like writing I Own This Shirt on your shirt.
March 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
"Views = mine" is one of the funniest things you put in a social media profile, like writing I Own This Shirt on your shirt.
Want to freak a nurse out? Have a blood pressure of 94/56, and watch the confusion wash over her face as she tries to figure out what she did wrong, before you tell her that's normal for you.
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Want to freak a nurse out? Have a blood pressure of 94/56, and watch the confusion wash over her face as she tries to figure out what she did wrong, before you tell her that's normal for you.
Imagine playing your heart out in a football game and your reward is a cinnamon role flavored pop tart. As Americans, we’re better than this. Could have sprung for blueberry.
December 29, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Imagine playing your heart out in a football game and your reward is a cinnamon role flavored pop tart. As Americans, we’re better than this. Could have sprung for blueberry.
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It is wild that we’re watching the end of the best Iowa State football season ever
December 28, 2024 at 9:12 PM
It is wild that we’re watching the end of the best Iowa State football season ever