Lurking on the internet is truly an experience; I never know if I'm going to see memes, weather alerts, political news, or censor-worthy media that would scare people around me. On the bright side, it's never a boring or dull day.

How is it that I don't even link a bluesky account anywhere and yet all the people I know from various communities manage to find me? Are you guys tracking me or something? Do I need to turn off the elevator music?