Have you ever opened a fresh can of salted cashews, thinking this would taste good alongside a glass of chocolate milk so you set an empty glass down beside the cashews and then pour milk in the can like your brain thought it was a bowl of cereal and then you have soggy chocolate salted cashews

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“anything this overdue is worth overdoing”

So far the only thing I’ve accomplished today is adding more stuff to my to do list

Psychedelics be like nice ego you got there, be a shame if something happened to it

Before Copilot will answer my question, it makes me verify that I am a human. I have so many questions…

Driving through Iowa today, I had feelings about those harsh minimalist license plates - cold white san serif alphanumerics staring out from stark black backgrounds. It’s been a while since I felt so loudly disapproved of by inanimate objects.

When Good Things start happening again, let’s give medals to the quiet heroes who summarize paywalled articles in the comments

I’d give all $27 in my bank account to commission a billionaire survival games movie where the top ten must compete to fix everything they’ve trashed. Losers are exiled to restoration zones, doing manual labor under 24/7 surveillance for chances to earn back basic services.

{writes check to Japanese American National Museum with “Scrub Nothing” in the memo field}