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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC

@windthebirb.bsky.social

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Bird dude • 31 • Linguistics researcher • Vegetable enthusiast • 🇫🇮🇸🇪🇬🇧 • Maybe occasionally nsfw • pfp by BubiMilk

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a bird!!! 😮

Absolutely lovely birb suit made by @geckoworks.bsky.social !

Expect occasional silly birb shenanigans posted here :>

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 2d

It’s always either slop (”art” or other ”content” generated) or supposedly useful tools that at worst distract and disrupt or at best do nothing (”productivity” tools, ”solutions” or ”assistants” that techbros manage to sell to corporations)

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 2d

(Yeah I’m 30+ and nostalgic about the aesthetics of my childhood)

Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 2d

I yearn for unapologetically ”cool” aesthetics to become trendy again.

Rap, techno and metal music! Skateboards! Lasers! Explosions and fire! Graffiti! Bang! Boom! 2kool4shcool! Middle finger! Fast scifi cars with nitro systems and fire and guns and missiles! Caps worn backwards!

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 2d

Holyshit you make doom maps? That’s cool! I want to play your map some time!

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 2d

No 🖕

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 3d

I got a rather comical video suggestion on youtube. Every single element and snippet of text on this is MAXIMALLY SHOCKING.

Like, okay, we get it! You are really really really brutal! 😂😂

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck idiotic tech bloat & scummy tech bros!

I want to refuse the unnecessary app or the AI tool! And cause a hassle and be inconvenient! Throw sand in their gears!

Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 3d

Someone sends me a pdf file (legit & trusted) but it’s behind a link that requires me to create a new account to some stupid service for no real reason? Fuck that, I refuse to cooperate unless they send me the file as a normal file attachment like normal people do.

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 3d

I receive aggressive targeted email marketing for AI tools to my work email from some guy, and it’s not outright malicious but very scummy and aggressive? I immediately forward it to the IT security guys and complain vocally and angrily about suspicious activity and inappropriate solicitation.

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Päivän annos @paivanannos.bsky.social · 5d

Päivän annoksen proteiinia saat syömällä 1 kg papupata.

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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 8d

In memoriam...

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 8d

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue freezes in terror as a vaguely foxlike abstract figure dashes towards him.
Entity: Cold! Cuddles!
Blue: Aaah! A ghoul!

The entity, which is slowly starting to turn into Green, wraps himself around Blue, who struggles in vain.
Ghoulish Green: Cold! Cold! Cold! Cold!
Blue: Aaaah! You are icy!!!

Accepting his confinement, Blue settles down, sulking as Green slowly and gradually returns to his usual bearing and colour.
Blue: Are you normal now?
Green: Almost.

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 12d

Note to self - when you’re out on the lake in autumn and the sun sets, it gets:

- Very dark
- Very cold

Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 12d

Hours later, I returned from my voyage across the lake, bringing fish!

(The store in town had an extra discount on fish)

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 12d

Oh look at the time, it’s adventure o’clock!

(I finally did it and travelled to the nearest town by boat instead of just driving like normal people do)

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · 13d

Gay yeen song <3

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 19d

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

several SnailBonez™️ skeleton snails with a skull for a shell that actually look pretty sick but I mean,

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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · Sep 8

- A little bird told me...

- Wait. A little bird? What size?

- I... what I meant is...

- Please, select the size of the bird that told you something:

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Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · Sep 8

*deranged Neo Cortex laugh in fennoswedish*

Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · Sep 4

I picked an apple, and it looks like ass.

No, I mean, literally looks like ass. Nothing wrong with the quality of the apple!

Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · Sep 2

True freedom is swimming buck naked in the lake after sunset a random Tuesday evening in September

Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · Aug 27

I’m quite literally back in the saddle when it comes to work

An actual horse riding saddle being used as a desk chair

Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · Aug 24

Visited Vaasa for an old friend’s wedding, and as we walked in town after the party, groups of drunk randos said stuff to us in Swedish.

There is a town where even drunk randos speak my mother tongue? I used to live there? I… am from there? So long ago. I almost can’t remember how it feels.

Wind-Bird ➡️BLFC @windthebirb.bsky.social · Aug 20

Harmittaa kun saan vahingossa liikaa suolaa syömällä yli 19,5kg suolatonta pastaa

Päivän annos @paivanannos.bsky.social · Aug 20

Päivän annoksen suolaa saat syömällä 19,5 kg pasta, spagetti, luontaisesti gluteeniton, kananmunaa, keitetty, suolaton.