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jenny, porcelain angel
@windupangelwings.bsky.social
Muppet fanatic, FFXIV addict, lunatic

> she/it
> late 20s (18+)
> trying my hardest
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In Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, Mario and Luigi's level-up stat gains are bizarrely based on what level Bowser is currently at. If he is at a "good" level, they will be several times more powerful. The game does not tell you which levels are good and which are bad.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
it's still crazy good timing that unbeatable is dropping the same day as my surgery so i conveniently *have* to spend a week off work anyway. i guess if the DOCTOR says i have to stay home i MIGHT AS WELL play this super sick game
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
fucked up part of living in pacific time is that now when i'm up really late and want to just aimlessly text someone, i can't as easily because it's 5 AM on the east coast now
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
i made brunch for everyone for thanksgiving and it makes me happy
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it's crazy how expensive TV is. like there are a lot of situations where i would *kind of* like to have TV, enough to pay for it even! but then i look at the prices and every single method of having TV is like $70+ a month, and i definitely don't think TV is worth that.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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(mayflower party thanksgiving)
JOHN COOPER: reckon i could fashion us some fine barrels, should we find ourselves a surplus of timber.
LORD FLETCHER: aye, once we've filled again our hunter's quivers.
THOMAS COOK: ev'ryone enjoying the food?
ANCESTOR OF THE DEFUNCTLAND GUY: s'great. love the turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
online top ride is like a pack of feral animals out for blood
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
developing exactly enough synesthesia to be able to tell that somehow the last remaining throngs of this searing headache is "silver" somehow
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
there should be a cure for migraines. i should be able to tell a doctor that i periodically feel like my head is splitting open and like i'm going to start dry heaving and they go oh i'm so sorry here's the tablet you take every day that makes it never happen when
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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riceshower higurashi
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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WOOF WOOF
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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bro copyright is so good for creators you can make something that's about to be turned into a huge fucking franchise directed by michael bay and some predatory company can take it from you for pennies and lock you out of it with legal threats
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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YA SEE KIRBY, IM A HOLLERIN HOOTIN HIMEDANSHI. A HEE A HEE HEE
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Literally saw a video pass through my youtube recs a week ago with the thumbnail "STEAM - THE GOOD MONOPOLY" because a decade and a half of people self-propogandizing has had effects.
seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Some of us can read, Andy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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it’s goo goo baaabiiiiieeeesss
all around the world
smaller than eeeveeeeerrrr
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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As long as I have my trainer by my side, I can't lose 🩵💜
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
jesus
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Each of these companies harvests thousands of gigs of your personal info to capture an exact profile of your spending habits, and then they're like "I noticed you bought sunglasses last year. here's more sunglasses, which I assume you buy every single day."
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Love Amazon's new feature where if you look at anything on their website, anything whatsoever, they'll notify you later that they "found something you might like" and it's the exact same thing for the exact same price.
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM