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daddy I’m not gay you know I’m a teen star
Ok huge update. The reading I have to annotate for next week’s report is only 2 pages long. Yayyyyy
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Ok huge update. The reading I have to annotate for next week’s report is only 2 pages long. Yayyyyy
like what do you mean I have to basically finish 2 assignments tonight in order to not fall behind with my week? I wanna read yaoi
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
like what do you mean I have to basically finish 2 assignments tonight in order to not fall behind with my week? I wanna read yaoi
My nails are actually so ugly but I need to stop biting them so sickly green polish it is
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
My nails are actually so ugly but I need to stop biting them so sickly green polish it is
A tattoo has been booked I fear
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
A tattoo has been booked I fear
disappointed at almost every single Grammy win this year for pop but it’s ok
February 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
disappointed at almost every single Grammy win this year for pop but it’s ok
I’ve been Lamaze breathing for like 2 hours and somehow managed to make so much money for this business
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I’ve been Lamaze breathing for like 2 hours and somehow managed to make so much money for this business
Love that it’s super busy and I’m diarrhea-ing literally everywhere
February 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Love that it’s super busy and I’m diarrhea-ing literally everywhere
getting the mercury symbol on my body twice is like. Moot
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
getting the mercury symbol on my body twice is like. Moot
Could’ve been home in like. 15 minutes if the general public was interested in driving the speed limit today
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Could’ve been home in like. 15 minutes if the general public was interested in driving the speed limit today
Trigger warning vulnerable but I so wish I wasn’t losing hair at an exponential rate
January 31, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Trigger warning vulnerable but I so wish I wasn’t losing hair at an exponential rate
The way that I’m gonna take break and then clock out to go home 15 minutes after I’m back
January 31, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The way that I’m gonna take break and then clock out to go home 15 minutes after I’m back
Colton underwood is looking at Lisa rinna like they’re at a key party and she just did the last line
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Colton underwood is looking at Lisa rinna like they’re at a key party and she just did the last line
Lady desperate for external validation who clearly isn’t going to buy anything keeps following me around the store and getting in the way of my merchandising
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Lady desperate for external validation who clearly isn’t going to buy anything keeps following me around the store and getting in the way of my merchandising
An old couple has been in the store for 45 minutes measuring every single purse we carry and seem so upset that I’m not doing it for them but my back hurts so badly that I could cry lol
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
An old couple has been in the store for 45 minutes measuring every single purse we carry and seem so upset that I’m not doing it for them but my back hurts so badly that I could cry lol
Chronic fatigue kicking my ass this morning
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Chronic fatigue kicking my ass this morning
I’m so bored I want to close the store and run to the piercing shop a few doors down and be bad
January 30, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I’m so bored I want to close the store and run to the piercing shop a few doors down and be bad
noooooooo I’m being bombarded with scam calls
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
noooooooo I’m being bombarded with scam calls
ok but what if I got a flash tattoo for gay charity???
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ok but what if I got a flash tattoo for gay charity???
real housewives is some of the best slop I’ve ever watched these women are truly yelling about nothing
January 29, 2026 at 5:19 AM
real housewives is some of the best slop I’ve ever watched these women are truly yelling about nothing
lol I’m being followed by random game dev bots. Go away!
January 29, 2026 at 2:09 AM
lol I’m being followed by random game dev bots. Go away!
you get one good haircut and then suddenly you’re bleached hair/earring/tattoo/fun nails-pilled all over again
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
you get one good haircut and then suddenly you’re bleached hair/earring/tattoo/fun nails-pilled all over again
wow perhaps my most slayful haircut ever followed by a bowl of ramen followed by dnd? the second part of this day really has it all
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
wow perhaps my most slayful haircut ever followed by a bowl of ramen followed by dnd? the second part of this day really has it all
Sorry might upset the haters but I do see bleached hair in my future
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Sorry might upset the haters but I do see bleached hair in my future
Can’t squabble this opportunity
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Can’t squabble this opportunity
Forgot to put on deodorant this morning after having another awful sleep
January 28, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Forgot to put on deodorant this morning after having another awful sleep