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@winniebowser.bsky.social
Magic grinder, psychic frog enjoyer
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Literally why would you print this card
Thank God this is not instant speed. Still a really good card though....
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wizards should make a Secret Lair drop with a Tezzeret in the style of this book cover, using the art. Kind of like when they brought back old art for Mystery Booster 2 chase cards!
This book isn’t nessisarily as bad as people say it is online but MAN is it weird

Outside of clockworking, it has so much weird body horror style content, grossly mischaracterized writing for almost every character, power scaling issues that would have blown up The Multiverse

I loved it c:
October 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think this card is the future of the entire game of Magic: the Gathering
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Men shouldn’t be allowed to post their thoughts on Perfect Blue in a forum where I have to read them. Or have thoughts on the film at all
October 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Posting about the VML on the other app is the fastest way to get the most hateful, braindead members of population out from the woodwork, huh?
October 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Edge of Eternities had some lovely reimaginings of classics lands. I really loved a look at a deep-space Eldrazi structure, the way that creature lands were depicted as emerging from planets/gas, and most of all the way Mutavault is a bunch of creatures encased in crystal/rock!
October 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Flavor win: Fetch two different kinds of Leonardo’s with Turtles Forever and your whole Commander pod will clap!
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Flavor win: Fetch two different kinds of Leonardo’s with Turtles Forever and your whole Commander pod will clap!
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
3-0 6-0 at Duskmourn draft tonight!!! I got in the spooky season!!
October 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Is there a way to transition well when you also have $0 dollars or are you just fucked?
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Weapons (2025) dir. Zach Cregger
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I don’t think you REALLY know your Magic friends until you know exactly what niche frame/border treatment/alt arts they like and dislike.
October 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m like sisyphus if my boulder was fighting for people to use ‘fem’ as a short form of ‘feminine’ instead of ‘femme’ which is a term for a subsection of lesbian. 😭😭
New Episode of Good Time Boy Podcast is Live... Kinda...

Today the Bad Time Girlies are taking over and they are here to talk about Kpop and romance!

Special Guests: @zmaincharacter.bsky.social & @guildpack.bsky.social

➡️ youtu.be/DMuP-PhDNYo
October 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If i were to make a hierarchy of Magic players I respect the most/think are most crucial to the game at the very top would be people who go to FNM every week but have never touched a meta deck in their entire life.
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Dear wotc, next time ur planning cons for the year can u pick a less bigoted city? Im so tired of all the sirs, mockery, and outright hostility while im serving so much cunt. Try philly or seattle maybe?

Xoxo,
Sir Zoe the Hot
September 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Standard Precon decklists are out!! SPELL SNARE is coming to Standard!!
September 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I think going forward UB sets will be flavor-driven with few relevant competitive cards while In-Universe will be loaded with powerful staples.

I really like this approach - it lets comp formats be dominated by Magic art and lets players like me focus more on the sets I enjoy.
September 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the worst part about Twitter is how much everyone’s grammar has degraded in the past 5 years. I can barely understand a thing these days without a triple take.
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Unfortunately my brain goes haywire when people say ‘FF’ instead of ‘FIN’ when shorthanding the Final Fantasy set. We use set codes for every other release!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I wrote a spoiler review/small rant about my thoughts on this messy Spider-Man Magic set.

It's available for free on my Patreon at the link Below!

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September 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I wish that queer hairdresser meant that they would work with you to figure out how to style and care for hair you’ve never had before in your life + give you advice on what would look good on you and help you achieve your desired gendered look instead of just ‘we’re not gonna call you a slur’
August 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Apropos of nothing D00-DL has some messages for everyone today

[ #mtg #mtgfanart #mtgart #mhabart #dailydrawing ]
August 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I hate that thing cis people do where you can be visibly transgender in the scariest place in the world (a Buc-ee’s in the middle of Amarillo, Texas) and mention you want to leave cause you’re feeling unsafe and they not only have no idea why you would be feeling that way, but get pissed off at you.
August 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I work in an area with lots of addiction. I know a lot of the people I see on the street and their stories. Most of these people are 100% nonviolent. So when people say shit like ‘junkie’ or ‘crackhead’ to describe people they’ve never met just because they challenge some suburban sense of safety. 🧵
August 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM