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This is it, why can’t we all be represented by people who grew up like this, like us?
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I can’t help but I am hoping someone out there can
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I don’t know how to care for wigs for shit tbh. How do I breathe life back into a Samus wig that’s been folded over for a year or two
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Here is an idea Tetsuya Nomura can have for free:

Gay Moogles
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Look don’t be sad. Most Americans understanding of history is sort of like -

Today I had a butt war with my colon the likes of which has never been seen in this fair nation and stands alongside George Washington crossing the Pulaski Skyway to fart on the British
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Catch the ball
And touch em all
A moment in the sun
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If a game were just an avatar maker and talking to wonderfully voice acted and motioned capped characters about local lore I would buy stock in the company
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Returned to Baldur’s Gate after a while and of course, download hair and face packs and go straight to the magic mirror to update my Tav. I keep scrolling the hair for a while, unsatisfied, until the perfect hair comes up, something that represents me…and it has a female name. A little on the nose.
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Why don’t you phone up your brother Dow and have him sort it out?
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Two things and only two things can save American democracy, ranked choice voting, and massive, massive, massive campaign finance reform
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If only my dad had stock in an industry that uses slave labor, and sold it to fund my first business
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And yeah, it’s perfectly legal. We can “all do that” except he can do it with billions
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Meanwhile he can make a decent amount of his wealth liquid by selling stock, which he does when he wants to give a presidential candidate $40 million
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Nail on the head. Musk gets his net wealth by getting loans to buy his own stock and pump it up to then sell it. He’s the most reliable and wealthy loan customer on earth, and he uses this leverage to make people bend over backwards for him. He uses this “money” he doesn’t really have to negotiate,
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God oh God when ever will the high horse sitters who complain about bat flips and celebrations in baseball stop and remember that you “play” a “game” of baseball, you don’t work a shift of baseball.
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Volunteer in your community, instead of buying something for yourself make a donation. These are all radical leftist acts.
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Become involved in local politics. Hold your representatives accountable for their terrible behavior, even when they are “on our side”, vote, really vote, but do it from a perspective of social welfare and not fear
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He left us with one last beautiful gift
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Can confirm, worked for my dad, he got to keep most of it
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Wurbren Gondian’s rant when you reach his crew in Baldur’s Gate is scintillating, sounds prescient considering how things are now, but it’s a man who sees fascism coming to his city, and is pissed off that the status quo let them walk in.
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Benicio Del Toro and Dustin Diamond made their first film appearance in the same movie