Yeah I have "cloud experience" on my resume, as in my head is in them
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Yeah I have "cloud experience" on my resume, as in my head is in them
I went to guitar center once, it was a bad time
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I went to guitar center once, it was a bad time
Hey Siri how do I turn off notifications from God
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hey Siri how do I turn off notifications from God
Super Bowl is the Wrestlemania of football in case you didn't know
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Super Bowl is the Wrestlemania of football in case you didn't know
Thom Brady don't disappoint me with no home runs I am counting on you.
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Thom Brady don't disappoint me with no home runs I am counting on you.
Avoiding Big Game, will contract concussion through television set.
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Avoiding Big Game, will contract concussion through television set.
Tonight when the Bowl Moon rises, lycanthropy will consume my body and soul
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Tonight when the Bowl Moon rises, lycanthropy will consume my body and soul
Bowl Game Tip: don't double-dip, you might shapeshift into George Costanza
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Bowl Game Tip: don't double-dip, you might shapeshift into George Costanza
Not many people can point back at 20+ years of screwing up at being in bands and have an artifact that clearly says “i peaked”, but I do and that is Urgency by Ben Franklin (2011)
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Not many people can point back at 20+ years of screwing up at being in bands and have an artifact that clearly says “i peaked”, but I do and that is Urgency by Ben Franklin (2011)
I wonder if when Mars Volta were showing their friends and family new songs that they were writing if those people said stupid ass things like should this be more than one song or geez this is really long or when is something going to repeat?
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wonder if when Mars Volta were showing their friends and family new songs that they were writing if those people said stupid ass things like should this be more than one song or geez this is really long or when is something going to repeat?
anyone else with adhd ocd autism whatever abhor capitalization, not because of the effort but because of how *it looks*
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
anyone else with adhd ocd autism whatever abhor capitalization, not because of the effort but because of how *it looks*
me: spend hours raking leaves
(two days pass)
partner: don’t rake it’s bad for the environment
(two days pass)
partner: don’t rake it’s bad for the environment
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
me: spend hours raking leaves
(two days pass)
partner: don’t rake it’s bad for the environment
(two days pass)
partner: don’t rake it’s bad for the environment
cracked an egg just now and 2 yolks came out i immediately ran to the window and started screaming about how it is against god and the mother hen should be punished
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
cracked an egg just now and 2 yolks came out i immediately ran to the window and started screaming about how it is against god and the mother hen should be punished
people
one spectrum: communism - fascism
another: democratic - authoritarian
you can have all combinations of both
horsehoe theory isnt real it’s a thing centrists made up to explain how everyone is bad but them
one spectrum: communism - fascism
another: democratic - authoritarian
you can have all combinations of both
horsehoe theory isnt real it’s a thing centrists made up to explain how everyone is bad but them
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
people
one spectrum: communism - fascism
another: democratic - authoritarian
you can have all combinations of both
horsehoe theory isnt real it’s a thing centrists made up to explain how everyone is bad but them
one spectrum: communism - fascism
another: democratic - authoritarian
you can have all combinations of both
horsehoe theory isnt real it’s a thing centrists made up to explain how everyone is bad but them
nobody: “”
the french: le sounds like “luh” and les sounds like “lay”
the french: le sounds like “luh” and les sounds like “lay”
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
nobody: “”
the french: le sounds like “luh” and les sounds like “lay”
the french: le sounds like “luh” and les sounds like “lay”
abrahamism is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
abrahamism is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity
lookin forward to the countless bots trying to tell me that new deal = fascism
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
lookin forward to the countless bots trying to tell me that new deal = fascism
the day a socialist walked into the white house while congress was denouncing socialism and took a picture in front of the only socialist president
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
the day a socialist walked into the white house while congress was denouncing socialism and took a picture in front of the only socialist president
autism is mostly having an intense uncontrollable unidentifiable feeling about *something* but you’re unsure exactly what so you have to ride it out and think about what feeling it is and why, repeat 100x a day
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
autism is mostly having an intense uncontrollable unidentifiable feeling about *something* but you’re unsure exactly what so you have to ride it out and think about what feeling it is and why, repeat 100x a day
interesting day to have your ideology, which doesn’t have any representation in government or resources or anything be denounced by your own govt in an official bill because we want to give people healthcare and stuff and somehow that’s worse than being a Nazi or murdering your political opponents
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
interesting day to have your ideology, which doesn’t have any representation in government or resources or anything be denounced by your own govt in an official bill because we want to give people healthcare and stuff and somehow that’s worse than being a Nazi or murdering your political opponents
The amount of people who are racist just because they’re too scared to go to a city
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The amount of people who are racist just because they’re too scared to go to a city
headlines like “here is trump’s plan for ending war in the ukraine” are sort of like “here are my dad’s plans for the next season of Doctor Who”
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
headlines like “here is trump’s plan for ending war in the ukraine” are sort of like “here are my dad’s plans for the next season of Doctor Who”
somewhere in an alternate dimension there is a version of me that is a black sphere and all it does is go back-and-forth between Burger King saying “I’ll have a number one with cheese no onions small with a Coke”
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
somewhere in an alternate dimension there is a version of me that is a black sphere and all it does is go back-and-forth between Burger King saying “I’ll have a number one with cheese no onions small with a Coke”
What is with the negative connotations of “concept album”? I like it when things have concepts and thematic unity.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What is with the negative connotations of “concept album”? I like it when things have concepts and thematic unity.
i wanna do zionism but for native americans leading them in an assault on their ancestral homelands of chicago and manhattan
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i wanna do zionism but for native americans leading them in an assault on their ancestral homelands of chicago and manhattan