W. Kamau Bell
@wkamaubell.bsky.social
Dad, but probably not your dad.
I never believed in the concept of an “Alpha male” until now.
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I never believed in the concept of an “Alpha male” until now.
I posted today around 7am PST. By nightfall, Marjorie Taylor Greene had resigned.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Face Turn and the Marks Who are Buying It
How understanding professional wrestling unlocks modern politics
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November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I posted today around 7am PST. By nightfall, Marjorie Taylor Greene had resigned.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
It is much easier to understand Marjorie Taylor Greene’s apology if you use professional wrestling terms. I encourage you not to invite the vampire in.
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Face Turn and the Marks Who are Buying It
How understanding professional wrestling unlocks modern politics
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It is much easier to understand Marjorie Taylor Greene’s apology if you use professional wrestling terms. I encourage you not to invite the vampire in.
After Trump calling Bloomberg News journalist Catherine Lucey a “piggy”, it seems like a good time to re-up my piece from last week. Aging like a fine wine… unlike Trump.😬
Did The New York Times Ruin Opinions?
Or have they just hired people whose opinions ain’t worth the paper The New York Times is printed on?
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November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
After Trump calling Bloomberg News journalist Catherine Lucey a “piggy”, it seems like a good time to re-up my piece from last week. Aging like a fine wine… unlike Trump.😬
Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Some of you never paid enough attention to professional wrestling and it shows. A surprising “face turn” always, always, ALWAYS ends back in a return to “heel”.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
This is of course a post about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
So excited to share my brand new project. I’m back out in the world talking to people. Like United Shades of America but in shorter bursts and with more hope. This one is “WHO’S WITH ME AT THE FOOD BANK?”
VIDEO: WHO'S WITH ME AT THE FOOD BANK? Ep. 1
The first in a series of short pieces on the Alameda County Community Food Bank
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November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So excited to share my brand new project. I’m back out in the world talking to people. Like United Shades of America but in shorter bursts and with more hope. This one is “WHO’S WITH ME AT THE FOOD BANK?”
Or… and hang with me here… Did The New York Times Ruin Opinions?😬
Did The New York Times Ruin Opinions?
Or have they just hired people whose opinions ain’t worth the paper The New York Times is printed on?
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November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Or… and hang with me here… Did The New York Times Ruin Opinions?😬
Only two more stand-up comedy shows left this year!
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Only two more stand-up comedy shows left this year!
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
November 22, 3pm in San Francisco at the Punchline as part of Fall of Freedom protest.
December 6 in Rochester, NY
Get your tickets at wkamaubell.com.
Congrats to @zohrankmamdani! And also, I feel bad for you. That job sucks. For more of my thoughts go here.😬 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Congrats to @zohrankmamdani! And also, I feel bad for you. That job sucks. For more of my thoughts go here.😬 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...
I wish only the best for Zohran Mamdani and New York City, but I also remember the exact moment when I realized that being the mayor of New York City was a job that totally sucks. It rhymes with the word dillbeldasio.
Congrats Zohran Too Bad Being The Mayor of New York Sucks
My deepest sympathies go out to Zohran Mamdani because he is NYC’s next mayor.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I wish only the best for Zohran Mamdani and New York City, but I also remember the exact moment when I realized that being the mayor of New York City was a job that totally sucks. It rhymes with the word dillbeldasio.
SAN FRANCISCO! I’m back! At the Punch Line Comedy Club on Saturday, November 22 at the very reasonable time of 3pm in the afternoon. Perfect for people like me who like to go out and get a full night of sleep. Tickets here: www.ticketmaster.com/w-kamau-bell...
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
SAN FRANCISCO! I’m back! At the Punch Line Comedy Club on Saturday, November 22 at the very reasonable time of 3pm in the afternoon. Perfect for people like me who like to go out and get a full night of sleep. Tickets here: www.ticketmaster.com/w-kamau-bell...
The whole title is “The Scariest Thing This Halloween is Donald Trump’s Hatred for Children:
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids”
Enjoy.
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids”
Enjoy.
The Scariest Thing This Halloween is Donald Trump’s Hatred for Children
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids
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October 31, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The whole title is “The Scariest Thing This Halloween is Donald Trump’s Hatred for Children:
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids”
Enjoy.
At Least Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Pennywise, and Michael Myers Didn’t Take Food Away From Kids”
Enjoy.
The shocking part is that this isn’t shocking at all. It’s Trump vs. The World.
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The shocking part is that this isn’t shocking at all. It’s Trump vs. The World.
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
Tomorrow, mainstream journalists will pretzel themselves—in order to keep their jobs—by saying that this is NBD.🤷🏿♂️😬
“Why should I go to a No Kings protest?”
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
“Why should I go to a No Kings protest?”
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
MATCH UNLOCKED 🎉🚀⭐
Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!
Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
MATCH UNLOCKED 🎉🚀⭐
Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!
Head to DonorsChoose.org/Kamau and support a classroom near you. Today, while funds last, @wkamaubell.bsky.social will match your donation!
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
🚂 Final stop on Kamau’s Big Student Surprise: Bonita Street Elementary with #MelissaMcCarthy and #BenFalcone!
Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social will unlock a special match ⏰
Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social will unlock a special match ⏰
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
🚂 Final stop on Kamau’s Big Student Surprise: Bonita Street Elementary with #MelissaMcCarthy and #BenFalcone!
Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social will unlock a special match ⏰
Support public school students in LA or your own community at DonorsChoose.org/MelissaAndBen. If we hit 10,000 donations by tomorrow @wkamaubell.bsky.social will unlock a special match ⏰
The More You Know!🌈😬
October 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The More You Know!🌈😬
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿
Black People Always Knew I.C.E. Was Coming For Us
White Supremacy Never Skips Black Day
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October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
This week @wkamaubell.bsky.social is using his #CelebrityJeapardy winnings to surprise students. Today, he and #MeganRapinoe are scoring major points with the kids at P.S. 299! 🏆⚽
Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.
Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.
October 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This week @wkamaubell.bsky.social is using his #CelebrityJeapardy winnings to surprise students. Today, he and #MeganRapinoe are scoring major points with the kids at P.S. 299! 🏆⚽
Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.
Join in and help students in your community: DonorsChoose.org/Megan.
Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿
Black People Always Knew I.C.E. Was Coming For Us
White Supremacy Never Skips Black Day
open.substack.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Once again, America shows Black folks that our citizenship is like bad wifi. It is not reliable. It goes in and out. ✊🏿
Reposted by W. Kamau Bell
Gracias, Kamau! 🙌🏽
@wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding.
First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩
Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀
@wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding.
First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩
Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀
October 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Gracias, Kamau! 🙌🏽
@wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding.
First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩
Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀
@wkamaubell.bsky.social is sending his friends to 4 public schools with $25k in DonorsChoose funding.
First up: A. Randolph High School with @hasanminhaj.com 🤩
Give now at DonorsChoose.org/Hasan — if we hit 10K donations by Friday, Kamau unlocks a special match 🚀
Honored to meet this warrior for change! Minnesota Lynx’s Napheesa Collier is out here speaking truth to power to change the WNBA for the better.✊🏿
October 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Honored to meet this warrior for change! Minnesota Lynx’s Napheesa Collier is out here speaking truth to power to change the WNBA for the better.✊🏿
“And the sign said,’Fascism’ll be defeated. You just gotta unite.’”
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“And the sign said,’Fascism’ll be defeated. You just gotta unite.’”
You knew I’d have some THOUGHTS.😬
Saudi Arabia? I barely know her!
Have Jokes - Will Travel... Sometimes
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October 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You knew I’d have some THOUGHTS.😬
Just in case.😬
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just in case.😬
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com
Come see me on my stand-up tour THIS Friday, October 3 in Los Angeles at Largo
tickets at wkamaubell.com