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Spamton G. Spamton

@woeshollow.bsky.social

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Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me, and only in me shall their stain live on. All I can be is sorry, and that is all that I am. pfp art by brightgoat

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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“But you know what? Eventually, we all have to accept reality. So, here it is.”

[ #DELTARUNERP #UTDRRP #DTRP #MVRP ]

“I am a person. You are not. I make the decisions. You do not.
Your resignation request is denied.”

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

Better idea! Maybe you should go for something more like, "Wow, Spamton, you're so cool! What is it that makes you so AWESOME?", y'know?

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

Oh, fuck off.

[ Eye roll. ]

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

] i love to combine my interests it's my favorite thing to do

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. You got that or do I need to say it louder?

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

] OK imdone .

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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≫ 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 ↵

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚗 ↵

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ if you have any questions, need clarification, or generally want to know more i'd be happy to provide!! always feel free to reach out.

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ DNI —
≫ lewd-focused, or just generally if you engage in that stuff on the tl.
≫ pedophilia, incest, any of that gross stuff, get the fuck out or i kill you now

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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≫ 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘 ↵

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ written by castor / maya
≫ personal account is
@starlavadom.bsky.social

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚗 ↵

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ Comparable to a portrayal of Big Shot Spamton.

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ Spamton G. Spamton
≫ Spamton's "outie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious outside of work.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 5pm to 9am EST (EDT when applicable) and on weekends.

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙾𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ Comparable to a portrayal of pre-big shot era / Addison Spamton.

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ Spamton G.
≫ Spamton's "innie". He works on Lumon's underground severed floor and, thanks to the severance procedure, is only conscious during the 8-hour work day.
≫ Posts of his will typically be from 9am to 5pm EST (EDT when applicable) and will be signed off with "-Spamton G.".

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ That ingenuous grin does, indeed, belong to one of our very own severed employees! It is our pleasure to provide him with such a fulfilling life here at Lumon.

LUMON
UNITED IN SEVERANCE

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘, 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜
SPAMTON G. ↵

≫ 𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚍𝚎
01-997 ↵

≫ This is Spamton G., a man whose productivity is rivaled only by his sincerity and work ethic. He starts every work day with a smile, and faces challenges head-on.

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

≫ At Lumon, we value each and every one of our employees. Those down on our severed floor are no exception!
≫ We understand that there are many who still view the severance procedure with skepticism. We'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to one of our most productive severed employees.

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

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≫ 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚎 [[ 𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 ]] ↵

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Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 12d

] gonna Try and do this . excuse the spam ( haha ) once it begins

Spamton G. Spamton @woeshollow.bsky.social · 22d

] i should make an actual pinned with info because i think only 2 people here know what the hell im talking about at any point in time