Brian Wolters
@woltbrianers.bsky.social
Currently playing: Vampire the Masquerade.
Currently running: Impossible Landscapes
Currently running: Impossible Landscapes
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we spread vicious rumors, found an impossible door, and ignored a trove of powerful secrets.
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we spread vicious rumors, found an impossible door, and ignored a trove of powerful secrets.
Last time on Impossible Lanscapes, agent HOPE had a chat with an old artist aquaintance, agent HADES found out how long the night really is, and agent HASH got drunk and read a play.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Last time on Impossible Lanscapes, agent HOPE had a chat with an old artist aquaintance, agent HADES found out how long the night really is, and agent HASH got drunk and read a play.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we opened a salon, plotted killing an elder, and paid tribute to an ancient god.
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we opened a salon, plotted killing an elder, and paid tribute to an ancient god.
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, Agent HADES narrowly avoided being shot, Agent HASH blackmailed a lawyer, and Agent HOPE heard the dying words of a woman in a blue paper mache mask.
October 19, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, Agent HADES narrowly avoided being shot, Agent HASH blackmailed a lawyer, and Agent HOPE heard the dying words of a woman in a blue paper mache mask.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we heard prophecies of doom, had a quiet word with the sheriff, and wiped out a cell of anarchs for their crimes (multiple murders).
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we heard prophecies of doom, had a quiet word with the sheriff, and wiped out a cell of anarchs for their crimes (multiple murders).
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH nearly had a panic attack on realising what the stones in Dr Dallan's office meant, agent HOPE put together a puzzle from nine years ago, and agent HADES joined the staff of Dorchester House Psychiatric Facility.
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH nearly had a panic attack on realising what the stones in Dr Dallan's office meant, agent HOPE put together a puzzle from nine years ago, and agent HADES joined the staff of Dorchester House Psychiatric Facility.
Still working on God charms for Exalted vs World of Darkness. The basics are all in, now the had part: How much of a dick do the charms require the user to be? Can't be too little, God is a dick in most appearances in the World of Darkness, but it can't be mandatory either as PC's might use them.
September 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Still working on God charms for Exalted vs World of Darkness. The basics are all in, now the had part: How much of a dick do the charms require the user to be? Can't be too little, God is a dick in most appearances in the World of Darkness, but it can't be mandatory either as PC's might use them.
Last time of Vampire the Masquerade we gave in to paranoid suspicions, ran nervously from a church feeding the needy, and helped someone fleeing a wizard cult (that they were and are a part of).
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Last time of Vampire the Masquerade we gave in to paranoid suspicions, ran nervously from a church feeding the needy, and helped someone fleeing a wizard cult (that they were and are a part of).
Spent most of my day at work writing Exalted charms for God, in preparation for an eventual Exalted vs the World of Darkness game I'm calling Attack and Dethrone God. I've gotten as far as the "create the curse of Caine" charm.
September 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Spent most of my day at work writing Exalted charms for God, in preparation for an eventual Exalted vs the World of Darkness game I'm calling Attack and Dethrone God. I've gotten as far as the "create the curse of Caine" charm.
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE sat down with a good book, agent HADES was annoyed a killer didn't have a motive more interesting than jealously, and agent HASH started to get the feeling that the rest of the cell wasn't to be trusted.
September 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Last time on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE sat down with a good book, agent HADES was annoyed a killer didn't have a motive more interesting than jealously, and agent HASH started to get the feeling that the rest of the cell wasn't to be trusted.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we carried out an intricate heist (walked in the front door, boxed up a painting, and walked straight back out), eavesdropped on a conspiracy, and were insulted by rats.
September 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, we carried out an intricate heist (walked in the front door, boxed up a painting, and walked straight back out), eavesdropped on a conspiracy, and were insulted by rats.
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH noticed that she was the only member of the cell to noticeably agent over the last eleven years, agent HOPE decided to let a killer walk, and agent HADES took the cell to visit a secondhand bookshop.
September 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH noticed that she was the only member of the cell to noticeably agent over the last eleven years, agent HOPE decided to let a killer walk, and agent HADES took the cell to visit a secondhand bookshop.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade a wizard did some magic, a city official opened up and complained about the city's leadership, and an entirely different sort of wizard also did some magic.
August 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade a wizard did some magic, a city official opened up and complained about the city's leadership, and an entirely different sort of wizard also did some magic.
Had some kind of immigrant milestone last night. Got into an arguement about the fucks putting all these flags up being racists (they are) and was threatened with murder and told to go back to my country.
August 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Had some kind of immigrant milestone last night. Got into an arguement about the fucks putting all these flags up being racists (they are) and was threatened with murder and told to go back to my country.
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE got high and had visions with a Macallister resident, agent HASH got the cell's handler the medical care he needs, and agent HADES made sure no evidence was lost when the Macallister burned. Thus ends Operation Alice. Next, an intermission in Chicago.
August 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE got high and had visions with a Macallister resident, agent HASH got the cell's handler the medical care he needs, and agent HADES made sure no evidence was lost when the Macallister burned. Thus ends Operation Alice. Next, an intermission in Chicago.
Last time of Vampire the Masquerade, a delivery job went south, a solution to the bleeding painting may have presented itself, and a party member was forced to kill their own sire.
August 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Last time of Vampire the Masquerade, a delivery job went south, a solution to the bleeding painting may have presented itself, and a party member was forced to kill their own sire.
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE had an awkward meeting with an old friend, agent HADES gave (false?) hope to the father of a missing girl, and agent HASH put the cell's handler in a coma.
August 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HOPE had an awkward meeting with an old friend, agent HADES gave (false?) hope to the father of a missing girl, and agent HASH put the cell's handler in a coma.
Met the cover art from Nobilis 2nd edition. It's been a big influence on the games I run for years.
July 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Met the cover art from Nobilis 2nd edition. It's been a big influence on the games I run for years.
Reposted by Brian Wolters
Access to Wikipedia (& quite possibly the entire concept of wikis in general) is under threat.
Support them. Get this signed & shared.
Support them. Get this signed & shared.
Please sign if you can (i.e. UK citizens), share & boost. As well as being incredibly restrictive & a huge invasion of personal privacy, many small hobbyist websites, communities & forums have already shut down because of this act, because they simply don't have the time and/or resource to comply.
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Access to Wikipedia (& quite possibly the entire concept of wikis in general) is under threat.
Support them. Get this signed & shared.
Support them. Get this signed & shared.
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, a bleeding painting flooded a bathtub, coworkers and managers got creepy, and we hid parts of a body (they came back).
July 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Last time on Vampire the Masquerade, a bleeding painting flooded a bathtub, coworkers and managers got creepy, and we hid parts of a body (they came back).
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH tried everything she could think of to analyse a printout without looking at it, agent HOPE had a nice conversation with the night manager, and agent HADES saved HOPE and HASH from following agent VEGA into the darkness.
July 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH tried everything she could think of to analyse a printout without looking at it, agent HOPE had a nice conversation with the night manager, and agent HADES saved HOPE and HASH from following agent VEGA into the darkness.
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH interviewed Macallister residents, agent HOPE saw something she shouldn't have and lost time, and agent HADES explained that the cell would always be chased by armed people in gas masks - that's just how things are.
July 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HASH interviewed Macallister residents, agent HOPE saw something she shouldn't have and lost time, and agent HADES explained that the cell would always be chased by armed people in gas masks - that's just how things are.
Last time, on Exalted vs the World of Darkness, we activated a suit of armor that kills its wearer, used an 18 wheeler as a battering ram, and killed a spider god. And finished the campaign.
July 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Last time, on Exalted vs the World of Darkness, we activated a suit of armor that kills its wearer, used an 18 wheeler as a battering ram, and killed a spider god. And finished the campaign.
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HADES found evidence of what the missing agent HAZEL has been up to, agent HOPE drugged and dumped a repairman who was trapped in the space above the Macallister building, and agent HASH found an IRC channel where the user(s) knew her real name.
June 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Last time, on Impossible Landscapes, agent HADES found evidence of what the missing agent HAZEL has been up to, agent HOPE drugged and dumped a repairman who was trapped in the space above the Macallister building, and agent HASH found an IRC channel where the user(s) knew her real name.
Last time, on Exalted vs the World of Darkness, we confirmed the identity of an ancient vampire, cleaned and detailed an RV, and wrecked an RV.
June 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Last time, on Exalted vs the World of Darkness, we confirmed the identity of an ancient vampire, cleaned and detailed an RV, and wrecked an RV.