I’d pay any amount of money to keep mine. Aura is all I my ex wife left me with

I’m as serious as a fucking heart attack brother.

It’s sad how woke ruined all video games

Seamus O’Hoolihan Metroid

Excuse me? The cybertruck can be used to ford rivers and as a bass boat in a pinch.

If by “cringest” you mean “based and awesome” then yes.

Jared Leto was robbed by the academy for his joker performance. Just like my bitch ex wife robs me for child support every paycheck.

My ex wife, Brenda, said the vehicle wasn’t family friendly. Wonder what else the bitch lied about.

There’s a storm raging inside every man and Brenda couldn’t handle the one raging inside of this alpha male.

I call these two “Riders on The Storm” because they’re something you ride in and they have a lightning storm wrap that looks pretty badass.

Clark Griswold is smiling from heaven.

Brenda will be burning in Hell someday, God willing. Why don’t they like the vehicle? Life would be so much simpler if they liked the vehicle. Oh God.

Sometimes a man just has to be a lone wolf. Especially when his bitch of an ex wife leaves him and takes the kids.

Yeah they’re name is Mike Metroid

The best vehicle deserves the best parking

My wife may have run, but these colors sure don’t.

Super spartan duh

John Halo

For sale: Hello Kitty Cybertruck, never driven.

(I bought this for my ex wife Brenda, but she doesn’t like the vehicle. She got the house and the kids, but I got what really matters)

It’s no wonder the woketoids hate the cybertruck. They’re all still stuck in the matrix while me and Aura are out in the Real World.

Brenda you could have been the Trinity to my Neo but instead you’re the bitch to my ex-wife.

What’s uncool about this Brenda? You bitch.

I can’t believe my bitch ex wife doesn’t think this is the sickest fucking thing she’s ever seen. It’s the kind of truck Halo would drive.