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@wonderfulzero.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🇺🇸 📍SoCal NSFW🔞 / if you know me irl… look over there! 33 y/o. Big gamer (PS5 & Switch), avid One Piece enthusiast, gym rat, and connoisseur of the homosexual lifestyle. PoGo: 202008621880

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · Aug 16

wood afternoon, im hungover.

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 9h

At the 800+ SR mark and I still have not found it. 😭

Funny, I forgot I started this journey Jan 2024 cuz thats when Iast saved.

After hearing about a possible new Mega, I wanna go shiny hunting THAT Pokémon after I get shiny Arceus.

monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 7d

Started shiny hunting Arceus in BD and I’m not mentally prepared for this challenge. 🙂 60+ soft resets so far.

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Squall @squallleonhart.gay · 16h

When he’s 5’5” but big boy size

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Lee @justleeokay.bsky.social · 1d

Well 😌

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Wombatsky @wombatsky666.bsky.social · 1d

Penis day #fcf

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Andy @andyofeternia.bsky.social · 1d

In Palm Springs, so this’ll be my outfit for the week.

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 1d

wish my gym crush was gay and topped me. 😔

monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 3d

So far, I’ll have a Tepig, Sylveon, and Zygarde. Will be picking from other gens too.

My Kalos X team was Delphox (nicknamed Astria), Clawitzer, Heliolisk, Tyrantrum, Noivern, and Xerneas. I loved my X team so much. 🥰

monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 3d

you would think with ZA coming out in a week that the leaks would be out already.

Need full Pokédex to leak so I can plan out my party. I always spice up my choices by picking mons that I would have wanted to use at the start of the gen but wasn’t able to.

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 3d

happy #humpday. got so sweaty post-cardio that I took off my clothes (“Wow! No way!” the audience screams).

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calhoun @horrorhimbro.bsky.social · 3d

it’s definitely not a no…

hard cock with a dribble of precum on the head

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 4d

The one perk I really missed being skinny was the fact that I could easily scratch my own back. 😭

monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 6d

My mutual feed is bugged. Keeps showing me posts from days ago instead. 😒

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 7d

Started shiny hunting Arceus in BD and I’m not mentally prepared for this challenge. 🙂 60+ soft resets so far.

monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 8d

In my heart, I would love to be a dom with a list of cashpigs but I would just be laughing and not take it seriously. I would break character easily. 😭😂

monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 8d

I feel like I haven’t grown in size but taking gym pics make me do a double take. 😀

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 8d

If you use Pokémon Home by any chance, you should get the Pokémon Center’ medals if they offer them. I got one from visiting the one in Ikebukuro. 😄

monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 9d

Go to the Eagle there. It’s pretty chill. 😄

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 10d

This is the only time in history where we can read OP without knowing what the One Piece is. The next generation will have it spoiled.

Best believe I will be on a social media blackout when those chapters drop. 🙂‍↕️

monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 10d

My GOAT series, One Piece is about to surpass that TERF riddled wizard series in all time sales. 😌

And OP hasn’t taken off in the Americas to an extreme popularity yet.

To any future OP readers/watchers, the best time to get into the series is now!

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Slut in theory @steveneyth.bsky.social · 10d

I need validation 😮‍💨

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 12d

burned 1k today, please clap (along).

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 12d

maybe I should try to go to Folsom next year but my anxiety and self-esteem always holds me back from participating in events like that. it looks fun too. 😔

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John @ahumblehenchman.bsky.social · 12d

Bonus from other morning 🥰 looking forward to wearing only this for the next 3 days

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monkey d. muscles @wonderfulzero.bsky.social · 14d

Big titties and big butt too.

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