monkey d. muscles
wonderfulzero.bsky.social
monkey d. muscles
@wonderfulzero.bsky.social
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33 y/o. Big gamer (PS5 & Switch), avid One Piece enthusiast, gym rat, and connoisseur of the homosexual lifestyle.

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wood afternoon, im hungover.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
even bot games have people who refuse to switch off dps. I hate matching with an all PS/console player pool. Typical Spidey/Moon Knight/Punisher players. 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i’m getting use out of this boo hat tbh. thank you USJ’s Nintendo merch.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
dealing with an in-grown hair… I’ve been miserable all weekend. 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Hate facing off against a Squirrel Girl and Moon Knight. Nerf their ult charges already. 😒
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 AM
happy #fcf. been awhile since I posted for it. 🙂‍↕️😈
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Calling in thicc today.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Last post as a 56 year old and a preview of the shower set that happened tonight!! See you in the morning Bsky to start my next journey around the sun! ☀️
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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#fcf off to a messy start 🥴😈🙈
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Bringing this back jsut cuz put it’s almost #fcf
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Lost in bator bliss. Boxers covering my face lol
October 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
hump de bump.
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
While I felt warm and happy inside about this dream I had the other day involving a reunion with someone from my past, I do believe it ended up reawakening unresolved trauma, anger, and pain that I have swept under the rug in the last 10 years. 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
wait I wanna finally hop on a trend. 🙂‍↕️☺️
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
no abs, just a nice rack. 🙂‍↕️
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
today’s workout is sponsored by the 4 spicy tuna mayo onigiri I had made and eaten before this.
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
having make out withdrawals rn from last weekend at pride tbh. ☹️
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
need to go harder at the gym (no innuendo intended—unless you’re my gym crush).
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
banged my leg against the shopping cart cuz it decided to lock in place and now it’s swollen… love that for meeeee. I wasn’t planning to finish up my workout after I got home, no, not at all. 😭
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 AM
back to the gym after a fun weekend in Palm Springs.

still thinking about the hot boys I got to kiss including a bloomfie. 🙈

(also if you were that daddy that was playing footsies with me in the hot tub at the LE pool party, I also wanted to make out with you. 😆)
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I think I’m good on Pride fests until next summer tbh. 3 Pride events in one year is crazy for me cuz I just settle for one a year. 😅

Also starting to appreciate my hometown more and more as the years go by. Still loathe the desert heat tho.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
to the hot man from LA that I made out with at the PS Pride pool party last night… thank you.
lois griffin from family guy is standing on a grassy hill near the ocean .
ALT: lois griffin from family guy is standing on a grassy hill near the ocean .
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November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
bout to be a whole year since I caught up with Hunter x Hunter and there’s no new chapter still. I hate it here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
done with my workouts for the week. hope y’all have a fun weekend! getting to see most of my besties all in one place this weekend. 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM