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Mark Wonsil
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Dad Jokes-Puns. ERP, security, APIs, and whatever we're calling DevOps this week.
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People think they're not locking up data when storing it in Excel, but think about it. Everything is literally kept in cells.
#physicsjoke

I recently applied for several positions as a quantum engineer.

I got the job!

#quantum #humor
May 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Heard a great podcast about AI Datasets and Africa on @scott.hanselman.com's podcast. I think his guest, @kate kallott, of Amino AI (amini.ai) would be a great guest on The China in Africa project. (thechinaproject.com)!

Podcast here: youtu.be/gWhonW0bwOw?...
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April 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@shehackspurple.bsky.social Working title for your next book? 😉
March 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you like craft beers, now would be a good time to raise a glass to the men who made craft beer possible: President Jimmy Carter, Rep. William Stigler, and Sen. Alan Cranston.
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` brew it '' written above him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` brew it '' written above him .
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December 30, 2024 at 11:53 PM
For all the punsters out there, we discovered the greeting card company created just for you.

kenziecards.com

#puns
k e n z i e c a r d s - cute & quirky handmade greeting cards
kenziecards is a cute and quirky handmade greeting card company that makes unique gifts for all the pun-loving people in your life. Punny. Pun.
kenziecards.com
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Taking a poll, which spice do compiler writers use the most?

___ Parsley
___ Real Thyme

#programminghumor
December 17, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Hey #Java programmers. This is amazing.

youtu.be/yup8gIXxWDU?...

Comments are spectacular.
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December 3, 2024 at 6:20 PM
@dtnsshow.bsky.social So, is Apple AI now Aluminum Intelligence? 🤔
December 3, 2024 at 3:19 AM
People think they're not locking up data when storing it in Excel, but think about it. Everything is literally kept in cells.
November 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I'm still in the Trainwreck phase of my Wilderness/Meadow journey. I have my F7 and breadboard but just dropped a Project Lab into my cart today. I have some ideas that I'm excited to try.

#MeadowIoT
October 17, 2023 at 1:37 PM
I wouldn't call me wicked smart, more like Wiki smart.
September 25, 2023 at 3:39 PM
So is a tweet now called a twix? 🤔
July 24, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Do SQL programmers get CTEs when they recursively bang their heads on their desks?
July 8, 2023 at 1:00 PM